Don’t you just hate it when you come up with a great thread subject but have nothing of substance to back it up.
Anyone fancy a nonsense natter.
Failing that we could always pretend we love each other and are fucking our way through the next month or so.  |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40. "
*checks notes*
Ahh yes, here we go.
Do you have any margarine? |
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"Sounds like a good title for a game show
It’s going to be quite a journey. "
Lol I am still looking for a tv Chanel or porn channel to pic my one up
It’s called come fuck with me
It’s a take on come dine with me apart from sex
Whare one woman or man or couple or tv/ts gose round to 4 different people houses has night off sex and then rates them highest rateing wins x |
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"Sounds like a good title for a game show
It’s going to be quite a journey.
Lol I am still looking for a tv Chanel or porn channel to pic my one up
It’s called come fuck with me
It’s a take on come dine with me apart from sex
Whare one woman or man or couple or tv/ts gose round to 4 different people houses has night off sex and then rates them highest rateing wins x"
Do you have a link to the application form.
The sex was great but the entertainment let him down so 5. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like a good title for a game show
It’s going to be quite a journey.
Lol I am still looking for a tv Chanel or porn channel to pic my one up
It’s called come fuck with me
It’s a take on come dine with me apart from sex
Whare one woman or man or couple or tv/ts gose round to 4 different people houses has night off sex and then rates them highest rateing wins x
Do you have a link to the application form.
The sex was great but the entertainment let him down so 5. "
Ha ha lol |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40. "
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that   |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that "
Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.
Smells great too. |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that
Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.
Smells great too. "
Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that
Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.
Smells great too.
Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits "
I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too. |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that
Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.
Smells great too.
Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits
I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too. "
Is it a penis |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that
Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.
Smells great too.
Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits
I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.
Is it a penis "
Errrrrrr could be |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that
Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.
Smells great too.
Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits
I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.
Is it a penis
Errrrrrr could be "
I knew it!! |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that
Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.
Smells great too.
Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits
I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.
Is it a penis
Errrrrrr could be
I knew it!! "
You can see it if you like.  |
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"What the subject for today's class?
I've got my notepad ready.
Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.
You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that
Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.
Smells great too.
Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits
I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.
Is it a penis
Errrrrrr could be
I knew it!!
You can see it if you like. "
I’ve already looked, it’s quite a nice one  |
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