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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You crazy? You have eggy farts
Ffs peach! You're such a gobshite, can't tell you anything!
My phone has an auto bean spiller function "
You should warn people! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Monopoly?
Are you texting from the shower?
Shower adjacent
So on the crapper?
Nah. Edge of the bath. I couldn't stand up so did a sort of shimmy"
Don't be dancing up there  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Monopoly?
Are you texting from the shower?
Shower adjacent
So on the crapper?
Nah. Edge of the bath. I couldn't stand up so did a sort of shimmy
Don't be dancing up there "
I apologise in advance for the singing......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please rub boobies with me?
Jo.Xx
Absofuckinglutely
Bring them in beautiful.
The sooner the better please! 
Jo.Xx "
Room for a little one in the middle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you please rub boobies with me?
Jo.Xx
Absofuckinglutely
Bring them in beautiful.
The sooner the better please! 
Jo.Xx
Room for a little one in the middle "
Of course! |
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