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By *ella chow OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Wow that mint shower wash makes my balls tingle. What other things do you lovely people like at bath/shower time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to sing the Cha cha slide

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Replace the bath sponge with a cactus for that deep exfoliating experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the challenge of trying to eat a mash potato sandwich in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like picking the sponge up with my monkey feet

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Spray deodorant on before the shower so you don’t get wet and it’s quicker to dry off afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Literally just showered. I like to play with the settings on the showerhead and shower under each of them before washing my hair in the fastest one. I can't touch my feet either so I have to check my shower sock is there so so I can wash my feet with that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I talk into the shower head and pretend I’m being interviewed after scoring a late equaliser at Stamford Bridge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes sing "so fresh, so clean" with the loofah in hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do a headstand in the shower and pretend I have a bidet.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I sing, because the acoustics are brilliant in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My first album was recorded in the shower, it has a watery theme, the extractor fan was used as percussion

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Thank goodness for waterproof phones so now I can browse Fab in the shower although sometimes the water on the screen fucks up the keybwwkzd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The shower does have a tendency to steam my glasses up though I have to be careful...I wish they would invent little squeegee things for glasses. Make my life so much easier

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I sometimes wonder if the phone camera is on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first album was recorded in the shower, it has a watery theme, the extractor fan was used as percussion "

Was it a good album, or a shower of shite?

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"The shower does have a tendency to steam my glasses up though I have to be careful...I wish they would invent little squeegee things for glasses. Make my life so much easier"

Speak to Elton John's company, as didn't he often have oversized spectackles with mechanical wipers on them?

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