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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?) |
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"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet
wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other "
Are you offering to rub our bodies together as a group or as fwb?
As I like the sound of that one
Though you being the little spoon and being naughty rubbing that arse into places does tend to have things stand to attention often  |
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I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet
wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other
Are you offering to rub our bodies together as a group or as fwb?
As I like the sound of that one
Though you being the little spoon and being naughty rubbing that arse into places does tend to have things stand to attention often "
I'm a habitual rubber.
Social distancing could be an issue if it was group rubbing I suppose. Maybe small groups appropriate to tiers and after acceptable periods of isolation prior to bubbles being formed?
Little spoon is my favourite place though. Providing I can have my duvet fort.  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is there such a thing as vegan dumplings... cos I now want a stew
Thanks posh  "
That part was Princess Peach....
And I think you can get vegan suet type stuff, so maybe? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
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Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo |
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Little spoon is my favourite place though. Providing I can have my duvet fort. "
Oh no we would have to share the duvet fort, When you are spooning in my arms to go to sleep. 
Though your wiggerling has gained somethings attention, Sliding it between your thighs will have to do whist your contented.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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Little spoon is my favourite place though. Providing I can have my duvet fort.
Oh no we would have to share the duvet fort, When you are spooning in my arms to go to sleep.
Though your wiggerling has gained somethings attention, Sliding it between your thighs will have to do whist your contented.
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This is sounding pervy.....  |
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Oh now I want stew and dumplings!,
You may well have been downing in a murky dark space Posh but I have to say, despite that over the previous months you have managed to successfully drag many other fab users out of their dark place. Your funny threads, photo challenges and at time bizarre madness have kept many going here.
This place would not be the same if you were not part of it  |
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I want to snuggle with pandas, try passionfruit vodka, swim in a jacuzzi, have a dirty bitey hair pulley fight and share some marvel jammies and softey blankey goodness.
I've not been awake long either! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh now I want stew and dumplings!,
You may well have been downing in a murky dark space Posh but I have to say, despite that over the previous months you have managed to successfully drag many other fab users out of their dark place. Your funny threads, photo challenges and at time bizarre madness have kept many going here.
This place would not be the same if you were not part of it "
Shhh..... some of them haven't noticed the crazy. Some of them still think I'm totally normal. They're the newbies of course, but let's keep the mental parts under our hats
Thank you DC. Love you to bits. And you're one of those who has kept me going |
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"Oh now I want stew and dumplings!,
You may well have been downing in a murky dark space Posh but I have to say, despite that over the previous months you have managed to successfully drag many other fab users out of their dark place. Your funny threads, photo challenges and at time bizarre madness have kept many going here.
This place would not be the same if you were not part of it "
Totally agree about what you have said about Posh  |
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"Oh now I want stew and dumplings!,
You may well have been downing in a murky dark space Posh but I have to say, despite that over the previous months you have managed to successfully drag many other fab users out of their dark place. Your funny threads, photo challenges and at time bizarre madness have kept many going here.
This place would not be the same if you were not part of it
Shhh..... some of them haven't noticed the crazy. Some of them still think I'm totally normal. They're the newbies of course, but let's keep the mental parts under our hats
Thank you DC. Love you to bits. And you're one of those who has kept me going "
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Little spoon is my favourite place though. Providing I can have my duvet fort.
Oh no we would have to share the duvet fort, When you are spooning in my arms to go to sleep.
Though your wiggerling has gained somethings attention, Sliding it between your thighs will have to do whist your contented.
This is sounding pervy..... "
Oh yeah definitely being naughty |
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Who started the stew and dumplings frenzy?
It was you wasn't it Peachy?
You little bastard I want that now!
I might go and get ingredients- I'm REALLY bored today 
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm gonna rub it in a little more.
I came down and guess what's being cooked? Yep, beef stew!
I must have mind melted my thoughts through the walls "
Everyone! To the home of the Princess! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I want to snuggle with pandas, try passionfruit vodka, swim in a jacuzzi, have a dirty bitey hair pulley fight and share some marvel jammies and softey blankey goodness.
I've not been awake long either!"
Ooh, can I come snuggle the pandas with you? |
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"Who started the stew and dumplings frenzy?
It was you wasn't it Peachy?
You little bastard I want that now!
I might go and get ingredients- I'm REALLY bored today
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I am indeed guilty
I got a clit twitch when you called me a little bastard |
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"Who started the stew and dumplings frenzy?
It was you wasn't it Peachy?
You little bastard I want that now!
I might go and get ingredients- I'm REALLY bored today
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You could always try a curried stew as thats what ive been having over the xmas period.
It certainly a difference to normal stew being made. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do you really have a duvet fort ?"
Embarrassingly, at the age of 41 years and 40 summat weeks, I genuinely do. It's not weird because it is on my bed though |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh now I want stew and dumplings!,
You may well have been downing in a murky dark space Posh but I have to say, despite that over the previous months you have managed to successfully drag many other fab users out of their dark place. Your funny threads, photo challenges and at time bizarre madness have kept many going here.
This place would not be the same if you were not part of it
Totally agree about what you have said about Posh "
Yep. She's right. Wouldn't be the same. It would be quieter..... |
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"I want to snuggle with pandas, try passionfruit vodka, swim in a jacuzzi, have a dirty bitey hair pulley fight and share some marvel jammies and softey blankey goodness.
I've not been awake long either!
Ooh, can I come snuggle the pandas with you?"
Ah you see, the pandas are in a land far away... Which is the reason for the bitch fight. So you'll have to fight 2 of us for snuggle rights.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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Little spoon is my favourite place though. Providing I can have my duvet fort.
Oh no we would have to share the duvet fort, When you are spooning in my arms to go to sleep.
Though your wiggerling has gained somethings attention, Sliding it between your thighs will have to do whist your contented.
This is sounding pervy.....
Oh yeah definitely being naughty "
How very unlike you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Who started the stew and dumplings frenzy?
It was you wasn't it Peachy?
You little bastard I want that now!
I might go and get ingredients- I'm REALLY bored today
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It was. Was her fault. All her fault.
I'm totally in a finger pointy mood today!
But we love her so it's ok |
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"Who started the stew and dumplings frenzy?
It was you wasn't it Peachy?
You little bastard I want that now!
I might go and get ingredients- I'm REALLY bored today
I am indeed guilty
I got a clit twitch when you called me a little bastard "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I want to snuggle with pandas, try passionfruit vodka, swim in a jacuzzi, have a dirty bitey hair pulley fight and share some marvel jammies and softey blankey goodness.
I've not been awake long either!
Ooh, can I come snuggle the pandas with you?
Ah you see, the pandas are in a land far away... Which is the reason for the bitch fight. So you'll have to fight 2 of us for snuggle rights.
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Can we do the fighting before the jacuzzi but after the vodka? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've given up on sex... Am making katsu curry and also leek soup so i have lunches next week when I'm back at work
Listening to my latest book"
Oh gorgeous. The giving up on sex is temporary
You will regroup and have it again. And in the meantime, post plague.... boobie hugs.
And during plague it sounds like you've got the food and entertainment sussed! |
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"I want to snuggle with pandas, try passionfruit vodka, swim in a jacuzzi, have a dirty bitey hair pulley fight and share some marvel jammies and softey blankey goodness.
I've not been awake long either!
Ooh, can I come snuggle the pandas with you?
Ah you see, the pandas are in a land far away... Which is the reason for the bitch fight. So you'll have to fight 2 of us for snuggle rights.
Can we do the fighting before the jacuzzi but after the vodka?"
Oh hell, I was thinking the winner gets to drink all the vodka  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not sure whether it's because of fab but iv got a massive headache, Off to lie down in a dark room wrapped up in a big furry blanket 
Duvet fort?
Budge up, Big spoon coming in  "
Oooh |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"To be honest, NSP, when I see your photos, I would like to sample your dumplings. Luke"
Oh I'm crap at making dumplings.
Hang on.... that was not what you meant, was it!
Saucy |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I want to snuggle with pandas, try passionfruit vodka, swim in a jacuzzi, have a dirty bitey hair pulley fight and share some marvel jammies and softey blankey goodness.
I've not been awake long either!
Ooh, can I come snuggle the pandas with you?
Ah you see, the pandas are in a land far away... Which is the reason for the bitch fight. So you'll have to fight 2 of us for snuggle rights.
Can we do the fighting before the jacuzzi but after the vodka?
Oh hell, I was thinking the winner gets to drink all the vodka "
But the winner gets the pandas too! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
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You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
Sending you a big cwtch, thank you lovely not a patch on yours "
Ooofft! You found your pictures perfectly Mrs! |
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Thanks for the wonderful world of the forums. They either help you through this bloody strange world we live in or push you over the edge at the same time x
You're all bloody amazing xx  |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)"
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thanks for the wonderful world of the forums. They either help you through this bloody strange world we live in or push you over the edge at the same time x
You're all bloody amazing xx "
So true Danny. It's a rollercoaster ride here.
And they are, aren't they! Xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table. "
See.... now I want that too! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As a result of today's mostly lurking... I'm glad to be home on my own
Duvet fort?
I have a weighted blanket and New Zealand sheepskin boots  "
I have blanket and boot envy! |
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Ive spent most of the day chopping logs, and singing my heart out .
It felt so dashed good to be outside
Plus i have a jolly decent log store now hurrah |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table.
See.... now I want that too! "
I'll budge over. Make yourself comfortable beside me. We can wait together.
*pats table top |
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I have learned today that there's a lot people like chocolate orang
You have made me smile and laugh over past few months NSP, even though I've done terrible at your photo challenges x |
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"As a result of Fab today I'm hornier than I've been in months and can't do anything about it  !"
Oh I know that feeling. I thought those days were behind me, having spent the last 9 months like a monk. But no... seems like 2021 is libido central |
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"I want to snuggle with pandas, try passionfruit vodka, swim in a jacuzzi, have a dirty bitey hair pulley fight and share some marvel jammies and softey blankey goodness.
I've not been awake long either!
Ooh, can I come snuggle the pandas with you?
Ah you see, the pandas are in a land far away... Which is the reason for the bitch fight. So you'll have to fight 2 of us for snuggle rights.
Can we do the fighting before the jacuzzi but after the vodka?
Oh hell, I was thinking the winner gets to drink all the vodka
But the winner gets the pandas too!"
Of course! |
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"As a result of Fab today I'm hornier than I've been in months and can't do anything about it !
Oh I know that feeling. I thought those days were behind me, having spent the last 9 months like a monk. But no... seems like 2021 is libido central "
You never want something as much until you're told you can't have it do you?! We should start a support group for reborn, unusable libidos. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ive spent most of the day chopping logs, and singing my heart out .
It felt so dashed good to be outside
Plus i have a jolly decent log store now hurrah "
Yay Taff!
What were you singing? In my head it was a medley of West End show tunes but I'm doubting that |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table.
See.... now I want that too!
I'll budge over. Make yourself comfortable beside me. We can wait together.
*pats table top"
Oooh I'm in! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have learned today that there's a lot people like chocolate orang
You have made me smile and laugh over past few months NSP, even though I've done terrible at your photo challenges x"
You really have. You must try harder in the upcoming ones
But I'm letting you off because you're such a delight  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I want to snuggle with pandas, try passionfruit vodka, swim in a jacuzzi, have a dirty bitey hair pulley fight and share some marvel jammies and softey blankey goodness.
I've not been awake long either!
Ooh, can I come snuggle the pandas with you?
Ah you see, the pandas are in a land far away... Which is the reason for the bitch fight. So you'll have to fight 2 of us for snuggle rights.
Can we do the fighting before the jacuzzi but after the vodka?
Oh hell, I was thinking the winner gets to drink all the vodka
But the winner gets the pandas too!
Of course!"
Sounds infinitely reasonable!
Now we need a venue for the fighting.... |
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over a year ago
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"Meant to add.... how about you folks?"
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a result of Fab today I'm hornier than I've been in months and can't do anything about it !
Oh I know that feeling. I thought those days were behind me, having spent the last 9 months like a monk. But no... seems like 2021 is libido central
And only on day 3..... imagine how exciting things could get "
Where’s the pressure cooker emoji? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have learned today that there's a lot people like chocolate orang
You have made me smile and laugh over past few months NSP, even though I've done terrible at your photo challenges x
You really have. You must try harder in the upcoming ones
But I'm letting you off because you're such a delight "
I shall endeavour to do so
Because you are such a delight also, I'll let you off for liking chocolate orange  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Meant to add.... how about you folks?
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town. "
Aww smiley bath guy is lovely! And so smiley! I'm glad he's helping your smile too!
Middle aged slapper town seems to be a popular place! Right next door to "attention seeker village" I believe, and just up the road from "nasty bitch plaza"?
I'm sorry you're sharing the murky bog. Let's make sure we don't go under, ok? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As a result of Fab today I'm hornier than I've been in months and can't do anything about it !
Oh I know that feeling. I thought those days were behind me, having spent the last 9 months like a monk. But no... seems like 2021 is libido central
And only on day 3..... imagine how exciting things could get
Where’s the pressure cooker emoji? "
Next to the drooling one. Which I need regularly |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have learned today that there's a lot people like chocolate orang
You have made me smile and laugh over past few months NSP, even though I've done terrible at your photo challenges x
You really have. You must try harder in the upcoming ones
But I'm letting you off because you're such a delight
I shall endeavour to do so
Because you are such a delight also, I'll let you off for liking chocolate orange "
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"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)"
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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... I've found an odd form of comfort, sort of solace in knowing I'm not the only woman on here who has the joys of particular pains to contend with. It made me wallow far less and stopped me buying cigarettes.
I remembered how much I enjoy reading certain posters and their particular brand of humour.
I was able to pour my high libido into my words in the morning and get rid of it by the many pms that followed. Highly effective.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
We can offer you a chocolate orange? Xxx"
Yes please! |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo "
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome). |
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"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome). "
*Coughs*
Any compliments spare, Jimbo? Any...at all?? Please don't make me beg......??? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"... I've found an odd form of comfort, sort of solace in knowing I'm not the only woman on here who has the joys of particular pains to contend with. It made me wallow far less and stopped me buying cigarettes.
I remembered how much I enjoy reading certain posters and their particular brand of humour.
I was able to pour my high libido into my words in the morning and get rid of it by the many pms that followed. Highly effective.
"
Oh Meli belle.... I know what you mean about the first. There is something to be said for knowing that others can entirely empathise and do indeed do so. It's a less lonely place to be.
Your words are a regular delight to so many and pouring your libido through them onto the screen I have no doubt brought scores of messages and potential suitors to your box
When I find mine I shall have to remember this advice and grab it with both hands
As for the posters.... I've done that too. There are some who are just so much fun |
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"Meant to add.... how about you folks?
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town.
Aww smiley bath guy is lovely! And so smiley! I'm glad he's helping your smile too!
Middle aged slapper town seems to be a popular place! Right next door to "attention seeker village" I believe, and just up the road from "nasty bitch plaza"?
I'm sorry you're sharing the murky bog. Let's make sure we don't go under, ok? "
Smiley Bat Guy. What a pic! All is now right in the world |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome). "
Frida is one sexy, sexy hot redhead. And I can almost see her house from mine.... sadly across the vast waters that part us 
Come spoon me. You'll love my bed too and we can wave at Frida |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Meant to add.... how about you folks?
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town.
Aww smiley bath guy is lovely! And so smiley! I'm glad he's helping your smile too!
Middle aged slapper town seems to be a popular place! Right next door to "attention seeker village" I believe, and just up the road from "nasty bitch plaza"?
I'm sorry you're sharing the murky bog. Let's make sure we don't go under, ok?
Smiley Bat Guy. What a pic! All is now right in the world "
He does make things good doesn't he! |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Meant to add.... how about you folks?
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town. "
Oh was that your doing on that exit thread? |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome).
*Coughs*
Any compliments spare, Jimbo? Any...at all?? Please don't make me beg......??? "
Sorry Red. I’m all about the tease.
Just makes the conclusion all the more satisfying. |
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"Meant to add.... how about you folks?
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town.
Aww smiley bath guy is lovely! And so smiley! I'm glad he's helping your smile too!
Middle aged slapper town seems to be a popular place! Right next door to "attention seeker village" I believe, and just up the road from "nasty bitch plaza"?
I'm sorry you're sharing the murky bog. Let's make sure we don't go under, ok?
Smiley Bat Guy. What a pic! All is now right in the world
He does make things good doesn't he! "
He now has his own thread |
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"Meant to add.... how about you folks?
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town.
Aww smiley bath guy is lovely! And so smiley! I'm glad he's helping your smile too!
Middle aged slapper town seems to be a popular place! Right next door to "attention seeker village" I believe, and just up the road from "nasty bitch plaza"?
I'm sorry you're sharing the murky bog. Let's make sure we don't go under, ok?
Smiley Bat Guy. What a pic! All is now right in the world
He does make things good doesn't he!
He now has his own thread "
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome).
Frida is one sexy, sexy hot redhead. And I can almost see her house from mine.... sadly across the vast waters that part us
Come spoon me. You'll love my bed too and we can wave at Frida "
My hands will be too busy for waving. Just invite her around for desserts. |
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"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome).
*Coughs*
Any compliments spare, Jimbo? Any...at all?? Please don't make me beg......???
Sorry Red. I’m all about the tease.
Just makes the conclusion all the more satisfying. "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Meant to add.... how about you folks?
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town.
Aww smiley bath guy is lovely! And so smiley! I'm glad he's helping your smile too!
Middle aged slapper town seems to be a popular place! Right next door to "attention seeker village" I believe, and just up the road from "nasty bitch plaza"?
I'm sorry you're sharing the murky bog. Let's make sure we don't go under, ok?
Smiley Bat Guy. What a pic! All is now right in the world
He does make things good doesn't he!
He now has his own thread "
Aww Peach! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome).
Frida is one sexy, sexy hot redhead. And I can almost see her house from mine.... sadly across the vast waters that part us
Come spoon me. You'll love my bed too and we can wave at Frida
My hands will be too busy for waving. Just invite her around for desserts. "
Friiiiida! Come play! |
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"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome).
Frida is one sexy, sexy hot redhead. And I can almost see her house from mine.... sadly across the vast waters that part us
Come spoon me. You'll love my bed too and we can wave at Frida
My hands will be too busy for waving. Just invite her around for desserts.
Friiiiida! Come play! "
What can't you see me waving back? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've finished my chocolate orange and now want one.
Fab today has made me smile from a compliment. I've actually got off my backside and put on some clobber to take a photo, but now have picture jitters.
Yay! A smile for your gorgeous face!
Also..... oooh photo
I know. Super hot redhead and I was going to send a compliment but I’m far too old. So here it is via delicious posh who I’d spoon for ages. (Cause I love my bed and the idea of a duvet fort is awesome).
Frida is one sexy, sexy hot redhead. And I can almost see her house from mine.... sadly across the vast waters that part us
Come spoon me. You'll love my bed too and we can wave at Frida
My hands will be too busy for waving. Just invite her around for desserts.
Friiiiida! Come play!
What can't you see me waving back? "
I was distracted |
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"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
Sending you a big cwtch, thank you lovely not a patch on yours "
Oooffttt, they are . Cwtch much appreciated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least...."
I shall give it a try, wish me luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NSP - Sorry to read you've been feeling down. You do a lot to cheer people up without realising with your thoughtful and funny posts..... and of course your great pics that have put a smile on many faces swiftly followed by a hand on many cocks. Hope you feel better soon x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least....
I shall give it a try, wish me luck "
Good luck gorgeous. You'll be fine! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP - Sorry to read you've been feeling down. You do a lot to cheer people up without realising with your thoughtful and funny posts..... and of course your great pics that have put a smile on many faces swiftly followed by a hand on many cocks. Hope you feel better soon x"
Aww thanks J.
I'll bounce back. I'm very bouncy
And the fabulous fab forum helps! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could definitely relate to all of that OP "
As I have no stew or dumplings, or chocolate orange or anything but my duvet fort..... I shall send a big hug! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meant to add.... how about you folks?
I have a constant murky bog of utter shite in my head.
The smiley guy in his bath is still making me smile from yesterday.
I'm also enjoying living in "middle aged slapper" town.
Oh was that your doing on that exit thread?"
I can't take the credit, he said it first. I liked it so much I packed up my 34 cats and moved there. |
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"I could definitely relate to all of that OP
As I have no stew or dumplings, or chocolate orange or anything but my duvet fort..... I shall send a big hug!"
Aww thank you and I’ll send you a big tight spooning hug |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table.
See.... now I want that too!
I'll budge over. Make yourself comfortable beside me. We can wait together.
*pats table top
Oooh I'm in!"
Seems like we're the only ones who like a "chocolate orange". |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table.
See.... now I want that too!
I'll budge over. Make yourself comfortable beside me. We can wait together.
*pats table top
Oooh I'm in!
Seems like we're the only ones who like a "chocolate orange". "
I like em |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table.
See.... now I want that too!
I'll budge over. Make yourself comfortable beside me. We can wait together.
*pats table top
Oooh I'm in!
Seems like we're the only ones who like a "chocolate orange".
I like em "
Could you eat two? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least....
I shall give it a try, wish me luck
Good luck gorgeous. You'll be fine!"
Thank you beautiful, now, you sharing that chocolate orange |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table.
See.... now I want that too!
I'll budge over. Make yourself comfortable beside me. We can wait together.
*pats table top
Oooh I'm in!
Seems like we're the only ones who like a "chocolate orange".
I like em
Could you eat two? "
PP could definitely eat two |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I too now want stew and dumplings.  "
I still want stew and dumplings.
And auto carrot keeps changing stew to Steve. I don't even know Steve, but maybe auto carrot knows summat I don't? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least....
I shall give it a try, wish me luck
Good luck gorgeous. You'll be fine!
Thank you beautiful, now, you sharing that chocolate orange "
Last piece is between my lips. Come get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least....
I shall give it a try, wish me luck
Good luck gorgeous. You'll be fine!
Thank you beautiful, now, you sharing that chocolate orange
Last piece is between my lips. Come get it "
Oh yes please |
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"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least....
I shall give it a try, wish me luck
Good luck gorgeous. You'll be fine!
Thank you beautiful, now, you sharing that chocolate orange
Last piece is between my lips. Come get it
Oh yes please "
Fight you for it |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table.
See.... now I want that too!
I'll budge over. Make yourself comfortable beside me. We can wait together.
*pats table top
Oooh I'm in!
Seems like we're the only ones who like a "chocolate orange".
I like em
Could you eat two?
PP could definitely eat two "
If he doesn't turn up soon I'll eat yours.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We always get a chocolate orange in our Christmas stockings
I've never had a chocolate orange in my stockings "
I found a spare one in my wardrobe..do you want it?? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least....
I shall give it a try, wish me luck
Good luck gorgeous. You'll be fine!
Thank you beautiful, now, you sharing that chocolate orange
Last piece is between my lips. Come get it
Oh yes please "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m grumpy and I’ve deleted Tinder and Bumble.
Nsp you’re a ray of sunshine
BemoreFrida - beautiful pics
You're a delight. Tinder and Bumble are overrated. Try Badoo. It's a fun name to say at least....
I shall give it a try, wish me luck
Good luck gorgeous. You'll be fine!
Thank you beautiful, now, you sharing that chocolate orange
Last piece is between my lips. Come get it
Oh yes please
Fight you for it "
I'll win. We can get another to share |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I now want stew with dumplings. Also a chocolate orange.
I want to move my duvet fort to the bath, not sure that'll be practical but hey, I'm up for a challenge.
I am curious to know who does all the research on penis sizes and have realised I want to go on safari (unrelated entirely).
I'm also wondering when the people who appear to be having a rough fab time are going to manage to drag themselves out of it and hoping for their sake it is soon, sending hugs to them. And wishing that we could all just rub along without being mean to each other (don't worry, I'm not delusional and am aware that in any group of people that's not going to happen all the time).
I have also discovered the magic healing power of belts, bums and interesting conversation.
And I'd like to thank you all for being a part of today's journey and for dragging me out of the murky bog of utter shite that is running through my head (I know.... totally sexy, right?)
I would like someone to treat me like a chocolate orange; unwrap me and bang me on the table.
See.... now I want that too!
I'll budge over. Make yourself comfortable beside me. We can wait together.
*pats table top
Oooh I'm in!
Seems like we're the only ones who like a "chocolate orange".
I like em
Could you eat two?
PP could definitely eat two
If he doesn't turn up soon I'll eat yours.... "
I'm definitely in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We always get a chocolate orange in our Christmas stockings
I've never had a chocolate orange in my stockings
I found a spare one in my wardrobe..do you want it??"
Ooh yes please! |
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"We always get a chocolate orange in our Christmas stockings
I've never had a chocolate orange in my stockings
I found a spare one in my wardrobe..do you want it??
Ooh yes please! "
Let me know and ill send it xx |
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"Fuck I missed this sorry x
My nonsense always comes back
I like your nonsense , tis funny
Someone has to! Usually I just get the eye roll and have to keep it inside..... but then it expands until it explodes out of me like a balloon full of glitter! "
After reading this im kinda curious
Though it does read that you have a toy that expands and because you have cum so hard your body has ejected it due to you being so wet |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We always get a chocolate orange in our Christmas stockings
I've never had a chocolate orange in my stockings
I found a spare one in my wardrobe..do you want it??
Ooh yes please!
Let me know and ill send it xx "
You are just too kind.....
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fuck I missed this sorry x
My nonsense always comes back
I like your nonsense , tis funny
Someone has to! Usually I just get the eye roll and have to keep it inside..... but then it expands until it explodes out of me like a balloon full of glitter!
After reading this im kinda curious
Though it does read that you have a toy that expands and because you have cum so hard your body has ejected it due to you being so wet "
I'm kind of alarmed that someone else managed to make that leap.... although actually it was only a tiny step really. |
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