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By *ickychef1 OP   Man  over a year ago

Greenford

Is now open......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a cocktail please bartender.

I'll let you pick one

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By *ngelLordCouple  over a year ago

Newport

I'll have a double whatever

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just an orange juice for now barkeep

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Can I have the drink of the forum day special.....

A big jug of bitter with a dash of hot sauce please and a little umbrella to shield me from the spouted crap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think the barman has fell asleep

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

I nice hot latte please. I've just had a Sunday lunch. Oh and an After Eight would do down well with it too please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have just run 7 miles in the cold and need to go back out and walk 4 miles, so please could I have a very hot coffee with a shot of sugar free caramel. Thank you barman.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mojito please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not an iron bar then to knock some sense into anti vaxxers?

Anyone remember Bar Six?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

jack daniels Cola please and a round for everyone else in the tread

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Bars quiet, can you flick skysports on?

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Guinness and a shot of Roe+Co please, 1 ice cube,

Go raibh maith AGAT,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a capri sun?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No idea where the barman has went. I'll jump on if everyone is thirsty

I can do cocktails, but no flare shit as I'm clumsy as at times.

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By *lovebustyladiesMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Caramel latte plz to cold for beer atm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint of Sunny Delight and one of those cocktail umbrellas.

I just need a sugary ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea where the barman has went. I'll jump on if everyone is thirsty

I can do cocktails, but no flare shit as I'm clumsy as at times. "

Very kind of you Sir.

I've already paid for my cocktail, honest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea where the barman has went. I'll jump on if everyone is thirsty

I can do cocktails, but no flare shit as I'm clumsy as at times.

Very kind of you Sir.

I've already paid for my cocktail, honest "

Hey, who am I to question, I don't have one of those fob things for the till anyways. Free bar I guess

Oh and for the people wanting hot drinks, I can't work the steam thingy for the milk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right I’ve just watched the first ten minutes of the film cocktails...

Where has the bar man gone...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right I’ve just watched the first ten minutes of the film cocktails...

Where has the bar man gone..."

I've stepped in for now it's currently a free bar! You can jump over this side and do some flaring if you like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The bar is a black comedy from Spain, its a superb film on Netflix, its quite brutal in parts

https://youtu.be/wRZeyPQRDpQ

Trailer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right I’ve just watched the first ten minutes of the film cocktails...

Where has the bar man gone...

I've stepped in for now it's currently a free bar! You can jump over this side and do some flaring if you like "

I’m a team player! Together we can turn this business around like Gordon Ramsay fixing an awful restaurant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A person of no particular gender (woke) walks into a bar .... Ouch! It was an Iron Bar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The bar is a black comedy from Spain, its a superb film on Netflix, its quite brutal in parts

https://youtu.be/wRZeyPQRDpQ

Trailer"

Dark comedy and brutal you say. I shall check it out. But on here seems to cover those bases today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right I’ve just watched the first ten minutes of the film cocktails...

Where has the bar man gone...

I've stepped in for now it's currently a free bar! You can jump over this side and do some flaring if you like

I’m a team player! Together we can turn this business around like Gordon Ramsay fixing an awful restaurant "

Well it may end up packed, but as cannot access the till float it's a free bar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strawberry Daquiri and the cues for the pool table, oh and some change for the jukebox too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry Daquiri and the cues for the pool table, oh and some change for the jukebox too"

Catch is sorting this as I’m now going on my lunch break

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry Daquiri and the cues for the pool table, oh and some change for the jukebox too

Catch is sorting this as I’m now going on my lunch break

"

Jeez, ten minutes into shift and on a break already

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry Daquiri and the cues for the pool table, oh and some change for the jukebox too

Catch is sorting this as I’m now going on my lunch break

Jeez, ten minutes into shift and on a break already "

Blame the union!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry Daquiri and the cues for the pool table, oh and some change for the jukebox too"

Coming right up

(tries spinning bottle of house vodka and smashes all over the floor)

Ummm, let's try again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry Daquiri and the cues for the pool table, oh and some change for the jukebox too

Catch is sorting this as I’m now going on my lunch break

Jeez, ten minutes into shift and on a break already

Blame the union!"

This is a free house, no union here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erm barkeeper, someone has made a gloryhole in the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Erm barkeeper, someone has made a gloryhole in the toilets "

Sorry that was me. Trying to hang a painting up but it just went all kinds of wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Erm barkeeper, someone has made a gloryhole in the toilets "

Oh I see. I better go ummm, see for myself

Will you mind the bar?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Erm barkeeper, someone has made a gloryhole in the toilets

Oh I see. I better go ummm, see for myself

Will you mind the bar? "

Sorry I'm utilising said gloryhole for experimental purposes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry Daiquiri and the cues for the pool table, oh and some change for the jukebox too

Coming right up

(tries spinning bottle of house vodka and smashes all over the floor)

Ummm, let's try again "

Boy I am glad you smashed the vodka and not the rum that goes in my drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry Daiquiri and the cues for the pool table, oh and some change for the jukebox too

Coming right up

(tries spinning bottle of house vodka and smashes all over the floor)

Ummm, let's try again

Boy I am glad you smashed the vodka and not the rum that goes in my drink "

I thought Daquiri was made with vodka, or at least that's what the lovely barman gave me when in Turkey... You fancy a shift on the bar? £9hr cash in hand and free drinks?

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just made a big pot of chilli and would love a glass of red wine to go with it but i am working tonight so will just have water. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just made a big pot of chilli and would love a glass of red wine to go with it but i am working tonight so will just have water. x"

Ah, a lovely glass of shiraz would go nicely with some chilli. Hopefully you have a good shift. I just managed to bribe local FAB council and get a 24hr license so bar is always open

(As long as you purchase a scotch egg)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erm Barkeeper.

I'd get the cleaners on standby for the morning.

Ive just looked in the snug and it's getting a bit frisky in there

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By *ord PrefectMan  over a year ago

Hinckley area

How cold i am since I've been outside id have to say ... jameson Irish coffee in a pint glass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How cold i am since I've been outside id have to say ... jameson Irish coffee in a pint glass "

It's been so cold recently.

Last night was unreal with a hailstorm shower.

The place was covered in ice within seconds, it was an impressive watch as it lasted for a good 10 minutes but was so violent and scary also.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peroni please sir

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By *ickychef1 OP   Man  over a year ago

Greenford

Sorry I fell asleep...too much rum lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I fell asleep...too much rum lol"

He's back!

Can I have my cocktail please.

I've only been waiting 5 hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blood orange gin and lemonade... and a corner seat to perv from please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a pint of Moretti please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cola for me bartender and give the lady what ever she wants

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By *ickychef1 OP   Man  over a year ago

Greenford

I've only got 4 cans of au de lager....highest bidder wins

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By *ickychef1 OP   Man  over a year ago

Greenford

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheebus Cripps!! I need more staff!

It's vodka martini's, pints of piss water, old Rosie, and shots of petcheen

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