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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone feeling the need to confess to anything they want to get off their chest, feel free to post here.
Did you eat your child's Christmas chocolate and deny all knowledge of its existence, or maybe you pretend the internet is failing when you cba with yet another zoom meeting? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I spent my time in the shower this morning masturbating with the jets of water from the showerhead. I'd always thought it was one of those things that looked good but wasn't very effective, now I've discovered it really can be.
Oh and because I wasted my time and energy on my sexual needs, I didn't exfoliate. Double confession. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am only leaving my bed today day to eat, shower or go toilet and I have enough snacks within arms reach I might not even need to leave for food.
If anyone wants me, that’s where I’ll be  "
Great confession.....and why not. It is Sunday after all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I turn my camera off when I am on zoom meetings so I can scroll through the fab forums  "
Good one.
Mine is a worse confession.
I have 2 monitors so I can carry on playing my game while appearing to be in the meeting 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I spent my time in the shower this morning masturbating with the jets of water from the showerhead. I'd always thought it was one of those things that looked good but wasn't very effective, now I've discovered it really can be.
Oh and because I wasted my time and energy on my sexual needs, I didn't exfoliate. Double confession. "
Never tried it. I can't think it would be powerful enough. |
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"I am only leaving my bed today day to eat, shower or go toilet and I have enough snacks within arms reach I might not even need to leave for food.
If anyone wants me, that’s where I’ll be
Great confession.....and why not. It is Sunday after all."
I agree and today is my first day off since Boxing Day so I’ll let myself go for the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I took a out of date, salted caramel cheese cake out the fridge and quickly got rid of the packaging to give to the kids as dessert last night.
In my defence, I really hate food waste. |
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"I spent my time in the shower this morning masturbating with the jets of water from the showerhead. I'd always thought it was one of those things that looked good but wasn't very effective, now I've discovered it really can be.
Oh and because I wasted my time and energy on my sexual needs, I didn't exfoliate. Double confession. "
 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I took a out of date, salted caramel cheese cake out the fridge and quickly got rid of the packaging to give to the kids as dessert last night.
In my defence, I really hate food waste. "
Have had to stick reduced labels over use by dates myself in order to pass food off to fussy family members.
Nobody has died yet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My confession is, I put my phone to my ear every time I pull up outside my home and pretend to be on a call to stop my neighbour coming out EVERY SINGLE TIME to chat to me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I must confess, I am fighting the urge to ‘teabag’ Jo whilst she is sleeping! I’ve got to climb over her anyway to make a cuppa so I’m thinking I might as well have a dip!
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Hmmmmm.....it's Sunday morning, and still quite early. I would be careful..... |
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"I must confess, I am fighting the urge to ‘teabag’ Jo whilst she is sleeping! I’ve got to climb over her anyway to make a cuppa so I’m thinking I might as well have a dip!
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Hmmmmm.....it's Sunday morning, and still quite early. I would be careful....."
 a quick dip and go it is! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had a lass wank me while I was at work and when I was cumming she pointed it to inside my pants so I had to spend the rest of the day with dry cum on me. She loved it... Me not so much lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still sat in my cosy dressing gown sipping coffee and wasting time on here.
I have so much to do that I really shouldn't be being this lazy. "
It's Sunday, we are restricted on meeting people in real life....and Fab forums are a good tool to combat loneliness. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I spent my time in the shower this morning masturbating with the jets of water from the showerhead. I'd always thought it was one of those things that looked good but wasn't very effective, now I've discovered it really can be.
Oh and because I wasted my time and energy on my sexual needs, I didn't exfoliate. Double confession. "
A partner once stood over me doing that while I was in the bath. Very erotic experience to watch |
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"I'm still sat in my cosy dressing gown sipping coffee and wasting time on here.
I have so much to do that I really shouldn't be being this lazy.
It's Sunday, we are restricted on meeting people in real life....and Fab forums are a good tool to combat loneliness."
Yes I agree. I hope the forums are helping lots of people, but I'm not lonely, I'm just being very lazy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most of my forum posts are written while sat on the toilet!"
Well, why not
At least you don't risk someone seeing what site you are browsing (as happened to me during a Speed Awareness Course ) |
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I have done nothing but think about fucking a naughty lady in the arse for the past few days. I have no idea why it’s suddenly in my head so much but can’t stop thinking about. There’s my confession and I apologise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have done nothing but think about fucking a naughty lady in the arse for the past few days. I have no idea why it’s suddenly in my head so much but can’t stop thinking about. There’s my confession and I apologise. "
No apologies needed. This is the place to unload.....literally |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I cannot wait for the kids to go back to school and my hubby to be back at work.
I miss my daytimes."
I hear you. My children are all adults now, but when they were school age I was exactly the same. The silence will be bliss. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I confess that i cant wait for my youngest to bugger off back to uni so I can get out a few toys and have a vigorous lady wank complete with sound effects and shudders "
Mine left yesterday. I was looking forward to this too.....and my son asked if he could stay over last night as he is in work this morning and I live closer to his work than his dad  |
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"I confess that i cant wait for my youngest to bugger off back to uni so I can get out a few toys and have a vigorous lady wank complete with sound effects and shudders "
Children play havoc with you're sex life don't they. That's one reason we are missing weekends away. |
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"I spent my time in the shower this morning masturbating with the jets of water from the showerhead. I'd always thought it was one of those things that looked good but wasn't very effective, now I've discovered it really can be.
Oh and because I wasted my time and energy on my sexual needs, I didn't exfoliate. Double confession. "
And I confess to having an erection from think about Meli in the shower and what she said she got up to. |
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"I have done nothing but think about fucking a naughty lady in the arse for the past few days. I have no idea why it’s suddenly in my head so much but can’t stop thinking about. There’s my confession and I apologise.
No apologies needed. This is the place to unload.....literally "
oh er misses lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also I apologise for my West Country bumpkin accent.....it’s hard to be seductive when you sound like you pick apples for a living! "
Luckily Fab has no audio
Love your jogging bottom photo from 1st Dec.
Straight in my wank bank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also I apologise for my West Country bumpkin accent.....it’s hard to be seductive when you sound like you pick apples for a living!
Luckily Fab has no audio
Love your jogging bottom photo from 1st Dec.
Straight in my wank bank "
haha thanks! Just imagine I sound like Tom Hardy instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also I apologise for my West Country bumpkin accent.....it’s hard to be seductive when you sound like you pick apples for a living!
Luckily Fab has no audio
Love your jogging bottom photo from 1st Dec.
Straight in my wank bank
haha thanks! Just imagine I sound like Tom Hardy instead"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone feeling the need to confess to anything they want to get off their chest, feel free to post here.
Did you eat your child's Christmas chocolate and deny all knowledge of its existence, or maybe you pretend the internet is failing when you cba with yet another zoom meeting?"
I confess to having had the hots for Boris Johnson for several years.
My secret fantasy is to have sex with him... preferably whilst he is tied to the bed.
I told my ex fwb and he wasn't pleased! Lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anyone feeling the need to confess to anything they want to get off their chest, feel free to post here.
Did you eat your child's Christmas chocolate and deny all knowledge of its existence, or maybe you pretend the internet is failing when you cba with yet another zoom meeting?
I confess to having had the hots for Boris Johnson for several years.
My secret fantasy is to have sex with him... preferably whilst he is tied to the bed.
I told my ex fwb and he wasn't pleased! Lol xx "
Can't comment on that due to having very odd tastes in men myself |
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"I turn my camera off when I am on zoom meetings so I can scroll through the fab forums "
I had a very dull webinar in early December, turned both camera and mic off and went off for a wank.
Got a load of CPD points for it too, so it was a fairly productive orgasm.  |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
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I confess to teaching the ggdaughter how to carry out a Chinese burn. (With the intention she would try out her new found talent, on her mom.)
Nope. Two months later, by which time I'd forgotten, her mom collars me. Apparently ggdaughter, had tried it on another pupil at school.
I'm apparently not be trusted. Personally, I think I'm misunderstood. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I confess to teaching the ggdaughter how to carry out a Chinese burn. (With the intention she would try out her new found talent, on her mom.)
Nope. Two months later, by which time I'd forgotten, her mom collars me. Apparently ggdaughter, had tried it on another pupil at school.
I'm apparently not be trusted. Personally, I think I'm misunderstood."
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