animal related jokes

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Let's have them

Curly wurly for the funniest

What do you get when two giraffes collide? A giraffic jam

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey!

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs..

A wonkey donkey

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

A horse walks into a bar..

Ouch it was an iron bar

By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

My cat ate a mallard today. Now I have a duck filled fatty puss.

By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

What do you call a septic cat?

Pus.

By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!

By *ondon MikeMan over a year ago

St Albans

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies

By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.