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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey guys and girls...do ever have a wank and think your dead relatives are up there watching you....you know those times when you've got your wifes knickers on and your cock in the hoover and your dead nan turns to your other relatives and says......i did'nt think he was like that.......it puts me right off.....anyone else thought about this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey guys and girls...do ever have a wank and think your dead relatives are up there watching you....you know those times when you've got your wifes knickers on and your cock in the hoover and your dead nan turns to your other relatives and says......i did'nt think he was like that.......it puts me right off.....anyone else thought about this."
For me no but it did make me think what other things come into your mind besides this one. Care to share? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey guys and girls...do ever have a wank and think your dead relatives are up there watching you....you know those times when you've got your wifes knickers on and your cock in the hoover and your dead nan turns to your other relatives and says......i did'nt think he was like that.......it puts me right off.....anyone else thought about this.
For me no but it did make me think what other things come into your mind besides this one. Care to share?"
how long have you got....i'm a mixed up kid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I guess it posses the questions
‘why would they watch’ baring in mind during their time on earth the same scenario would have also applied too their ancestors and would you really spy on your descendants......I wouldn't!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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a mate of mine met a lovely lady who was a widow.
She had pictures of her dearly departed all over the house. They had a long and happy marriage so i suppose thats ok.
However there was a big portrait picture of him over the fireplace and she did have a thing about sex on the sofa and he told me that it put him right off seeing his big smily face looking down at them... 
PMSL when he told me..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey guys and girls...do ever have a wank and think your dead relatives are up there watching you....you know those times when you've got your wifes knickers on and your cock in the hoover and your dead nan turns to your other relatives and says......i did'nt think he was like that.......it puts me right off.....anyone else thought about this.
For me no but it did make me think what other things come into your mind besides this one. Care to share? how long have you got....i'm a mixed up kid."
Well I wouldn't say mixed up just a very active mind and a limitless imagination by the looks of it. |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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It has on occasion yes. Mrs FJ points out though that her Grandad would be proud as he was a bit of a dirty so and so.
Personally the worst I've encountered is being caught by my then dog Harold.
Love your humour, funny ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have a pic of my mums older brothers and sisters when they were little raggamuffins.
Sadly they are all dead now.
It now hangs in my front room, but in my last house I had it on the bedroom wall.
When I had 'visitors' I used to take it down and put in a drawer so they couldn't see  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I have a pic of my mums older brothers and sisters when they were little raggamuffins.
Sadly they are all dead now.
It now hangs in my front room, but in my last house I had it on the bedroom wall.
When I had 'visitors' I used to take it down and put in a drawer so they couldn't see "
Haha brilliant hope the drawer was sound proof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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YES, I've often thought about this too!!! I also have to go under the covers when playing alone otherwise I can't "relax" lol so glad it's not just me having these these thoughts! I think it when I'm on the toilet too!???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love this thread laughing already!! And yep I do I even go as far as to try doing under the duvet!
Do you give there photo a wink and a thumbs up when you do it? "
  -----yep just like this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once told I have a guardian angel and that it is my best mates mum. I hated the idea that she watched me fucking or sucking some guy off.
With regards relatives that were alive.. I used to live with my nan. She popped out to see a mtae, so i slipped a VHS blue film on and started banging one out. I was so embarrassed when she walked in, her friend had gone out, so she was only out the house for 5 minutes. We never did speak about it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey guys and girls...do ever have a wank and think your dead relatives are up there watching you....you know those times when you've got your wifes knickers on and your cock in the hoover and your dead nan turns to your other relatives and says......i did'nt think he was like that.......it puts me right off.....anyone else thought about this."
I usually do it wearing their old pants just to show my disregard for belief in any afterlife, plus it saves buying new ones |
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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago
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"Hey guys and girls...do ever have a wank and think your dead relatives are up there watching you....you know those times when you've got your wifes knickers on and your cock in the hoover and your dead nan turns to your other relatives and says......i did'nt think he was like that.......it puts me right off.....anyone else thought about this."
mrs p sometimes pretends she is dead if she is knackered lol |
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