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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So after being around this crazy place since 2007 as a single male & part of a couple. I’ve come to the conclusion this is about right;
Out of 100 messages received
50 will be 1 word messages = deleted
25 will be fake/brand new accounts = deleted
10 will be real accounts but not read your profile = deleted
10 will be time wasters, talk about a meet yet always busy? = deleted
3 will be the gender/sexual orientation you’re not looking for = deleted
2 will be none of the above and seemingly a ‘match’ for fun. 1 of the two will delete their profile as soon as you add them as a friend.
The final 1 profile you end up deleting because you don’t trust them!
This place is fucked up.
Happy new year and I hope to meet some of you as soon as Boris says we’re allowed outside & the weather outside isn’t frightful
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after being around this crazy place since 2007 as a single male & part of a couple. I’ve come to the conclusion this is about right;
Out of 100 messages received
50 will be 1 word messages = deleted
25 will be fake/brand new accounts = deleted
10 will be real accounts but not read your profile = deleted
10 will be time wasters, talk about a meet yet always busy? = deleted
3 will be the gender/sexual orientation you’re not looking for = deleted
2 will be none of the above and seemingly a ‘match’ for fun. 1 of the two will delete their profile as soon as you add them as a friend.
The final 1 profile you end up deleting because you don’t trust them!
This place is fucked up.
Happy new year and I hope to meet some of you as soon as Boris says we’re allowed outside & the weather outside isn’t frightful
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I get what you mean, to be honest though it's to be expected. Good things come to those who wait and I'm in no rush, neither should you be.
The world is fucked up, not just fab haha. |
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"Had over 100 messages today and at least 20 were from genuine people
Unfortunately it’s impossible to meet so the chatting doesn’t last long
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I find that as well. Someone who definitely ticks all your boxes, but the online chat just fizzles out x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How has no one seen the humour in this post? 
It’s light hearted humour! I’ve had plenty of meets. Private at my/our house, met at others houses, hotels, clubs etc
I’M NOT MOANING! Haha! Take a joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How has no one seen the humour in this post?
It’s light hearted humour! I’ve had plenty of meets. Private at my/our house, met at others houses, hotels, clubs etc
I’M NOT MOANING! Haha! Take a joke"
I'm not sure where the humour in the post is OP? Seems the previous posters didn't find it either. A lot is lost in translation via text  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How has no one seen the humour in this post?
It’s light hearted humour! I’ve had plenty of meets. Private at my/our house, met at others houses, hotels, clubs etc
I’M NOT MOANING! Haha! Take a joke
I'm not sure where the humour in the post is OP? Seems the previous posters didn't find it either. A lot is lost in translation via text "
Yeah I didn't find any humour in it, hmm.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve been around here for over 13 years (as a couple & single male) - if I wasn’t getting meets as my estimates suggest would I be here?  = Humour
Estimates on numbers = Humour
Once Boris says we’re allowed out = Humour
& the weather outside isn’t frightful = Humour
I maybe should’ve added a few emojis or HAHA’s?
Whichever way I’ve seemingly come across as a whinger?  obviously not my aim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here’s some laughs for you all;
Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha
Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glad I'm not the only one who saw no humour in the post!
And not being a whinger, he wouldn't write a whinging status update whinging about people not seeing humour  "
FINALLY! Someone has a sense of humour |
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"Glad I'm not the only one who saw no humour in the post!
And not being a whinger, he wouldn't write a whinging status update whinging about people not seeing humour
FINALLY! Someone has a sense of humour "
Yeaaay |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Glad I'm not the only one who saw no humour in the post!
And not being a whinger, he wouldn't write a whinging status update whinging about people not seeing humour
FINALLY! Someone has a sense of humour
Yeaaay "
I would have winked you to show my appreciation but I’m too young
Thank you for actually having a sense of humour and being able to see the irony  |
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"Here’s some laughs for you all;
Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha
Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar "
Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get the thread completely.
Been on 6yrs now.. and your probably right.
Betime you get the 1 genuine real person .. your cheesed off with the 99.. it gets missed.
Happy new yr x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Here’s some laughs for you all;
Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha
Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar
Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it "
I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I get the thread completely.
Been on 6yrs now.. and your probably right.
Betime you get the 1 genuine real person .. your cheesed off with the 99.. it gets missed.
Happy new yr x"
Yes, exactly! There are meets that happen OBVIOUSLY.
Thanks for helping point out the context of my attempted humorous post
Happy new year |
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"Here’s some laughs for you all;
Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha
Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar
Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it
I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you "
Sweetheart that wasn't me being sarcastic....you'd know about it if I were. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Here’s some laughs for you all;
Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha
Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar
Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it
I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you
Sweetheart that wasn't me being sarcastic....you'd know about it if I were."
‘Sweetheart’ HAHA!!!!  Brilliant! |
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"Here’s some laughs for you all;
Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha
Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar
Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it
I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you
Sweetheart that wasn't me being sarcastic....you'd know about it if I were.
‘Sweetheart’ HAHA!!!! Brilliant! "
And the penny drops... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Here’s some laughs for you all;
Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha
Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar
Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it
I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you
Sweetheart that wasn't me being sarcastic....you'd know about it if I were.
‘Sweetheart’ HAHA!!!! Brilliant!
And the penny drops..."
Issue is you don’t see the irony in your own messages  That in itself is very humorous |
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"I’ve been around here for over 13 years (as a couple & single male) - if I wasn’t getting meets as my estimates suggest would I be here? = Humour
Estimates on numbers = Humour
Once Boris says we’re allowed out = Humour
& the weather outside isn’t frightful = Humour
I maybe should’ve added a few emojis or HAHA’s?
Whichever way I’ve seemingly come across as a whinger? obviously not my aim"
Not lost on me mate...been here on and off 10 years, Happy New Year !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve been around here for over 13 years (as a couple & single male) - if I wasn’t getting meets as my estimates suggest would I be here? = Humour
Estimates on numbers = Humour
Once Boris says we’re allowed out = Humour
& the weather outside isn’t frightful = Humour
I maybe should’ve added a few emojis or HAHA’s?
Whichever way I’ve seemingly come across as a whinger? obviously not my aim
Not lost on me mate...been here on and off 10 years, Happy New Year !!"
Glad to hear it. Happy nee year and best of lick getting that BBC wet going forward |
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