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Lie about the person above part 5
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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doesn't like trifle |
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spends 3 hours a day watching button moon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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runs a sex shop. |
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Spends all day shoplifting from sex shops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a spice girls tattoo |
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applies for a part in pirates of the carribean 6 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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farms gongs?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a prison warden  |
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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago
Closer than you think |
Consumer tests towels for John Lewis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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got a the job consumer testing towels for John Lewis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and coat tabs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tap danced with Roy Castle |
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was the inspiration for willy wonker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes to carry bald men in her bra  |
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tells every one he has a 10 inch dong but only has 2 inches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tells every one he has a 10 inch dong but only has 2 inches "
Correct, that IS a lie |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Has a life size image of gok wan in the bedroom and asks it daily
..."how do I look good naked..?"
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tells every one he has a BMW 4x4 when he only has an escort van |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"tells every one he has a BMW 4x4 when he only has an escort van "
has hair conditioner on their face  |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
thinks fatale means she has to kill and eats her lovers |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"thinks fatale means she has to kill and eats her lovers "
wears a skirt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has ginger hair |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wears a merkin to impress the ladies |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"wears a merkin to impress the ladies "
wears funny hats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago
Closer than you think |
Runs a vest museum. |
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still looking for upper part of his body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a Morris dancer fetish |
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"Has a Morris dancer fetish"
pmsl how did you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once dated Jimmy Saville |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
has a fetish for all things furry,carries a cat around with him muttering Mr Bond i presume |
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Love stroking pussy
Lives on pot noodles
The slag of snack foods |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tucks his vest in his pants  |
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Vest sticks out the legs of my y fronts
Only wears a string vest and fluffy slippers to the bear hug club
With a badge that says chase me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Continuously peppers his conversation with T.O.W.I.E. catch-phrases …. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually lives in a bungalow |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
uses dental floss to keep his g string up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears silver hot pants under his kilt |
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Is coping quite well in the outside world after his release from Prison |
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Will never leave that secure hospital ward |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
"Wears silver hot pants under his kilt"
how did you know about that - have you been peeking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once missed his bus due to getting his tongue stuck to a frozen lamppost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her favourite footwear are Derry boots |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
took of his 44AA bra for the photo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears 'wonder underpants' under his silver hot pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fantasies about me of an evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Came last in an egg and spoon race because he couldn’t work out how to get the spoon to balance on the egg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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tried to light a fag off a radiator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 19/07/12 14:13:47] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is not a repeater |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
stads naked in front of his window each evening hoping to be arrested by a nice policeman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a world renowned expert on the sex-life of Starfish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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loves straight men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is fighting women off with a shitty stick |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
and he learned the technique from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has lost his shitty stick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears shoes that squeak so loud they cause strangers to smirk as he walks-by |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
goes to the hairdresser and gets a number one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has no need for a Flymo to trim his ear and nasal hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once had an unfortunate incident with some styrofoam and bubble wrap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once had an unfortunate incident with some styrofoam and bubble wrap"
I can assure you it's happened on more than one occasion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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chases haggis ,s round his garden xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears two eye patches because his eyes can pierce your soul |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pickles ferrets on tuesdays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"chases haggis ,s round his garden xx"
I chase them the wrong way round the slope, so they fall over, because they have two short and two long legs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wears two eye patches because his eyes can pierce your soul "
Would love for an unwashed Noel Edmonds to feed him tinned tomatoes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Owns a Mr Blobby Suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kens sumae yies may be hae'in a wee proablim wi hiz accent, bein fae Dundee an'a |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smokes a pipe |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
All of his pets are named after characters from the magic roundabout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All of his pets are named after characters from the magic roundabout "
No longer has to wear 'pyjama pants' to keep his mattress intact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once cooked a squirrel using nothing but some kindling and a copy of Razzle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once cooked a squirrel using nothing but some kindling and a copy of Razzle."
I've always been 'wank' at cooking
The caked y-fronts that time are not the only Dundee cake he's ever knocked out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once cooked a squirrel using nothing but some kindling and a copy of Razzle.
I've always been 'wank' at cooking
The caked y-fronts that time are not the only Dundee cake he's ever knocked out "
Ordered 5 pairs of said y-fronts from my ebay page. |
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Cries every night because the coleherne pub is now a straight bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cries every night because the coleherne pub is now a straight bar"
Has a Cilla Black fetish.
(ps, where on earth is the Coleherne pub?) |
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Doesn't matter, it's gone now!
Keeps a gimp mask in his pocket "just in case" |
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"Doesn't matter, it's gone now!
Keeps a gimp mask in his pocket "just in case""
Does not go on numerous day trips or short break holidays. |
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"Doesn't matter, it's gone now!
Keeps a gimp mask in his pocket "just in case"
Does not go on numerous day trips or short break holidays. "
You mean voluntarily
Stirs spew in a big cauldron |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
takes most of his journeys in the back of a G4S court transport van |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used his face to break a boxers hand |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
is the leading weight loss champion at weightwatchers |
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Has knicked my fekin skirt AGAIN |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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caught eating jelly off a womans belly |
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Sucks my thong to get to sleep  |
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works for g4s as security at olympics but couldnt be arsed to turn up |
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"works for g4s as security at olympics but couldnt be arsed to turn up"
Only meets leprachauns. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has a fetish for dressing up as a baby and being spanked wearing a nappy |
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By *andk1Couple
over a year ago
portsmouth |
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Former world tiddly wink champion until stripped of the title for match rigging, also known to make a mean fish supper. |
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lies like a cheap persian carpet |
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Can put a king size hotdog in his mush sideways |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
had a major part in "Prisoner in Cell Block H" |
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I played the part of vinegar tits
Has all the back episodes of cell block h on his Betamax recorder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't dress up as a pirate |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Exercises his cock on the elastic of his boxer shorts daily, in a vain attempt to become The World Champion penis weight lifter!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always dresses up as a yeti at fancy dress party's |
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"Always dresses up as a yeti at fancy dress party's "
Is a professional photographer and has taken the avatar pics of half the men on this site. |
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Is actually "Miss Milton Keynes 1992" |
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applied for the job of caretaker in harry potter and got it x |
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Claims to have an hospital appointment every third Tuesday of the month. In reality he attends Morris Dancing practise |
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Bought a new pc for his train spotting database
Has an unusual fetish that involves lupins and Lego bricks |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
lets his nasal hair grow to join his moustache |
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had an unfortunate accident with a jack russel while wearing a kilt and now talks with a high sqeaky voice |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Is a holiday rep for saga... |
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Saga =sex and games (for the) aged
Banned from mothercare for stealing breast pumps |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has just put in an offer for an apartment on the top floor of the Shard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has a long one ..................
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(profile that is) |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
thinks that Chatham should be the new Cannes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has moss growing in her creases |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thinks that Chatham should be the new Cannes"
but that's true!
Duracelldick needs recharding. |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has a hot line to the Viagra factory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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recharging even |
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"has just put in an offer for an apartment on the top floor of the Shard"
Damn estate agent can't keep his mouth shut.
Has an iq of 168 and is a member of mensa |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
stands on a corner down the docks wishing it was a hot and sandy beach |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
"has just put in an offer for an apartment on the top floor of the Shard
Damn estate agent can't keep his mouth shut.
Has an iq of 168 and is a member of mensa"
that was the bit that was true - well perhaps not mensa |
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It's raw fried eggs, straight from the BBQ |
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Let's hope she takes her teeth out for you
Dreams of affording a saga holiday |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
cant wait till he is old enough to qualify for a saga holiday |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
is thinking about breast reduction surgery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He is a tellytubby!!!
(well, look at his hair, lol) |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
preferrs cuddling up with a book rather than a partner |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
had a penis enlargement operation that went wrong |
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"He is a tellytubby!!!
(well, look at his hair, lol)"
Eh Oh !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's the meet king |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
is shy and retiring and frightened of women |
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Feeds laxatives to the swans at harts boatyard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is an out of work male stripper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hollows out fish fingers and pokes dog shit in them amd serves them up to guests. |
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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago
Closer than you think |
Are world naked pool champions for 2012. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steals sweets from children. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got caught showing the monkies how to wank at Twycross Zoo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Takes the jam out of jammy dodgers and replaces them with baboons arse's |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
"Feeds laxatives to the swans at harts boatyard "
is a right royal personage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hollows out fish fingers and pokes dog shit in them amd serves them up to guests."
Pmsl, have done things very similar lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"[Removed by poster at 20/07/12 18:14:42]"
has eggs stains on his vest
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Spunk actually
Loves to get a new avatar every day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Spunk actually
Loves to get a new avatar every day "
great name for a parody porn movie....
Is not a cheeky sod who needs a spanking |
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is not sarcastic in the forums
EVER |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"is not sarcastic in the forums
EVER "
has bought a season ticket for St Andrews.... |
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Became the penfriend then fiancee of the naked rambled while he was in custody.
Has a naked wedding planned at beachy head (as long as he doesn't get arrested en route). |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Became the penfriend then fiancee of the naked rambled while he was in custody.
Has a naked wedding planned at beachy head (as long as he doesn't get arrested en route)."
lost her halo in her knickers.... |
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Likes mowing the lawn in her slippers |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Likes mowing the lawn in her slippers "
wears a itsi bitsi yellow polka dot thong |
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Makes wedding cake from grass cuttings |
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Only knows cos he has a regular mail order during nettle season for tingly cupcakes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flashes the window cleaner to get 50p off her bill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She was siouxsie sioux in the 80's |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"She was siouxsie sioux in the 80's "
hates soaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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touché |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can fart the national anthem |
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