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Worst thing someone said to you during sex?
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Not anything I said, I'm a gent, but my Missus did.
Whilst we were in the missionary position and I was cumming she burst out laughing..
"Ha ha, you look like Grandpa Gog!".
(the Gogs was a TV show, the Gogs thought Grandpa Gog was dead and buried him, badly.
He wasn't dead and dug himself out and burst back in on the Gogs, with his eyes rolled back in his head, to their consternation ).
I was hurt, still am. |
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"Not anything I said, I'm a gent, but my Missus did.
Whilst we were in the missionary position and I was cumming she burst out laughing..
"Ha ha, you look like Grandpa Gog!".
(the Gogs was a TV show, the Gogs thought Grandpa Gog was dead and buried him, badly.
He wasn't dead and dug himself out and burst back in on the Gogs, with his eyes rolled back in his head, to their consternation ).
I was hurt, still am. "
I dunno why but that’s proper tickled me! |
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When asking for a bit of encouragement to cum as the sex was a bit boring as in like fucking an ironing board. She held my ass as I plunged away her face in thinking mode then..................
"Come on big boy"
Well that was it for me, off with the Jonny and got dressed in the realisation she was never going to do. Shame as she looked like Demi Moore and the last I heard of her she'd became a nun.  |
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I said it.
“Take my rubber chicken in your bucket fanny”
God how we laughed.
We were trying to see how much sex we could have in one day. We both didn’t want to be the one to give up. Our sex bits were knackered at this point. And I used that line to make her horny.  |
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My mrs tells me i look like i am in pain when i cum and then laughs. Was told once i looked like i was having a stroke. Now she had a sick sense of humour lmao. I fucked two sisters once who i grew up with. Told the second one once her sister was tighter. That did not go well but once she realised i was kidding we carried on fucking. |
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"I said it.
“Take my rubber chicken in your bucket fanny”
God how we laughed.
We were trying to see how much sex we could have in one day. We both didn’t want to be the one to give up. Our sex bits were knackered at this point. And I used that line to make her horny. "
Been there and done that. We both tapped out together as we were both raw as fuck |
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"Call me daddy.
Its not something I enjoy at all and killed the mood for me completely.
Just not my thing
Now i find the daddy thing weird. "
Does it for some people, and each to their own, but my actual dad popped into my head, so nope. Not for me |
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I was litterally just about to put his cock inside me and he said he couldn't do it and had to go.
This wasn't a random. This was someone I'd been seeing for a few months.
I was humiliated, devistated by his rejection that came from no where. I've never forgotten it and it still haunts me. |
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"Call me daddy.
Its not something I enjoy at all and killed the mood for me completely.
Just not my thing
Now i find the daddy thing weird.
Does it for some people, and each to their own, but my actual dad popped into my head, so nope. Not for me"
I don't like it either - a guy once said "do you want daddy's big cock" he was very good so I ignored that but when he said "if you're a good little girl daddy will give you his daddy cum" nah couldn't ignore that it creeped me out |
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I had a guy come over because we were both a bit fed up and lonely. We'd been chatting as friends for a couple of weeks but admitted to each other that there wasn't much attraction between us.
We chatted and drank for a few hours and he stayed over. I knew we weren't going to have sex but I thought maybe he might still appreciate a blow job but part way through he said he was only about 50% turned on and that I could stop. At the time I was a little offended but looking back, I appreciate his honesty. |
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"I was litterally just about to put his cock inside me and he said he couldn't do it and had to go.
This wasn't a random. This was someone I'd been seeing for a few months.
I was humiliated, devistated by his rejection that came from no where. I've never forgotten it and it still haunts me. "
He can fuck off. Literally it’s him, not you. Fuck that shit. God that pisses me the fuck off. |
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Not been said to me, but something I said....
My ex was an amazing cook, one Sunday afternoon we were having some afternoon delight and as I changed position I suddenly got a whiff of the roast in the oven. Without thinking I blurted out "how long do you think before dinner is ready?"
Suffice as to say he wasn't impressed |
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Worst I have sed was looks like I need a nother meet to day you were fast
Worst I had sed to me is keep fuck me like that that’s how my ex fucked me she made it plane and clear that’s who she was thinking about during it |
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