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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I would play myself, until fired by the director for not being able to convincingly portray myself with sufficient range. After the director comes a cropper in a freak accident involving a Stegosaurus, I would carry on as THE STAR, directing, writing acting it all myself. Sound would be recorded by Sooty, Sweep, Sue and Nico McBrain. The genre would be a light hearted comedy romance as it traces by climb from lowly fabulous Tgirl, to Mistress of the known Universe ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I'd want Helena Bonham Carter to play me.
It would be a salacious period drama slightly ahead of it's
time.
Co stars would be Hugh Grant, Michael Sheen and Jude Law. |
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over a year ago
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"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.
She’s gorgeous isn’t she "
She really is, even when all wrapped up in a habit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.
Yes, when I think of you, a nun is definitely the first thing that comes to mind "
She had many hidden desires ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.
Well I'm firing up the Catch-Up."
Twas good for a bit of slow smouldering |
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I would like to say Sandra Bullock in a Mystery Drama type beauty but realistically it would be Melissa McCarthy and it would be a comedy.
Melissa McCarthy is actually my favourite actor so that would be pretty sweet too |
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It would be a disaster movie, but where all the types of disaster that befall the Earth happen one after the other. So, just as Bruce Willis sorts the asteroid out, Simon Pegg will immediately have to start combating zombies. It'd be an epic length thing. Miriam Margolyes would play me ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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Mine would have to be someone highly neurotic and paranoid a terminal overthinker.
The only person I can think of is woody Allen.
Genre.
Neurotic, satirical, health obsessed, romantic comedy , farce with hints of a deep dark serious drama and light hearted banter. Genre ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Mine would have to be someone highly neurotic and paranoid a terminal overthinker.
The only person I can think of is woody Allen.
Genre.
Neurotic, satirical, health obsessed, romantic comedy , farce with hints of a deep dark serious drama and light hearted banter. Genre "
Amendment: Mrs has just said Greg Davies would be a better fit to play me. |
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Birth to death ......
1. Shirley Temple.
2. Shirley Temple.
3. Hayley Mills.
4. Jodie Foster.
5. Diana Dors
6. Meryl Streep
7. Vanessa Redgrave
8. Diane Keaton
9. Faye Dunaway
10. Glen Close.......
Gritty Dark Comedy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Birth to death ......
1. Shirley Temple.
2. Shirley Temple.
3. Hayley Mills.
4. Jodie Foster.
5. Diana Dors
6. Meryl Streep
7. Vanessa Redgrave
8. Diane Keaton
9. Faye Dunaway
10. Glen Close.......
Gritty Dark Comedy
"
Somebody has definitely thought about this alot! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Mine would be an undiscovered but brilliant actress and would be some kind of musical with a rough start, chopy middle and the end would be a marvellous rousing song with a happy ending. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Birth to death ......
1. Shirley Temple.
2. Shirley Temple.
3. Hayley Mills.
4. Jodie Foster.
5. Diana Dors
6. Meryl Streep
7. Vanessa Redgrave
8. Diane Keaton
9. Faye Dunaway
10. Glen Close.......
Gritty Dark Comedy
Somebody has definitely thought about this alot! "
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.....
Can you see the connection between the actors ? |
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"Birth to death ......
1. Shirley Temple.
2. Shirley Temple.
3. Hayley Mills.
4. Jodie Foster.
5. Diana Dors
6. Meryl Streep
7. Vanessa Redgrave
8. Diane Keaton
9. Faye Dunaway
10. Glen Close.......
Gritty Dark Comedy
Somebody has definitely thought about this alot!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.....
Can you see the connection between the actors ?"
They're all female ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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