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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

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best one yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet

spreading her legs so wide

Along came a spider, looked up inside

her and said Damn that pussys wide

There once was a couple named Kelly

who spent life belly to belly

for in their haste

they used library paste

instead of petrolium jelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pregnant young woman in pain,

Was bitterly heard to complain,

“Once I’ve given birth,”

She said without mirth,

“No man’s gonna touch me again!”

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By *iz78Woman over a year ago

wirral

there was a young woman from ealing,

who had an incredible feeling.

she lay on her back,

and opened her crack,

and pissed all over the ceiling

x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man called McKean

Who invented a wanking machine

At the 99th stroke

The fucking thing broke

And bashed his balls into icecream!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a blushing young bride,

A virgin, completely untried,

So she got a shock,

The first time a cock,

Into her vagina did slide.

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By *iz78Woman over a year ago

wirral

there was a young man from sprocket,

who went to space in a rocket.

the rocket went bang,

his dick went twang,

and his balls ended up in his pocket

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