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So once again.... I'm raging
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?  |
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over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
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A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean "
I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.
Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving "
Hmmm..... a butt plug you say  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while"
Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn   |
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean
I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.
Maybe it's the unicorn gin?! "
Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.
Could come in fucking useful in the future  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn "
You haven’t seen the pic |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean
I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.
Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!
Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.
Could come in fucking useful in the future "
Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
I hope you remember to de-thorn it first  "
Pfft that’s for wimps |
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean
I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.
Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!
Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.
Could come in fucking useful in the future
Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way )"
I may have to treat myself to a bottle next payday and see if it's a common thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving
Hmmm..... a butt plug you say "
Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x |
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Ok try this....
Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area.
This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable.
My advice line is available 24/7
Dr J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
I hope you remember to de-thorn it first "
Voice of experience? |
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "
I'm still awake |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn
You haven’t seen the pic "
Oh I have
Didn't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn
You haven’t seen the pic
Oh I have
Didn't work."
Hmmm very sad state of affairs  |
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "
Go outside and shout at the wind and rain. Stand on the beach and rage against the elements.
It won't help much, but then neither will any of the other suggestions |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
I hope you remember to de-thorn it first
Pfft that’s for wimps "
(Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns ) |
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean
I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.
Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!
Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.
Could come in fucking useful in the future
Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way )
I may have to treat myself to a bottle next payday and see if it's a common thing "
If it is, I’ll go halves with you  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean
I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.
Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!
Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.
Could come in fucking useful in the future
Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way )
I may have to treat myself to a bottle next payday and see if it's a common thing "
It's SO GOOD.
And apparently has horn in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
I hope you remember to de-thorn it first
Pfft that’s for wimps
(Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns )"
Tried a different approach, I call it piss yourself laughing therapy |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving
Hmmm..... a butt plug you say
Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x"
Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ok try this....
Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area.
This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable.
My advice line is available 24/7
Dr J"
Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's a thing! Crazy I know but.....Maybe find someone, also with the raging horn.
By a combination of skill, cunning and the very latest technology you could diffuse each other's horns?
Just asking for a friend  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake "
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
Go outside and shout at the wind and rain. Stand on the beach and rage against the elements.
It won't help much, but then neither will any of the other suggestions "
I like it.
Would there be a localish fellow at the beach do you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture."
Just need to thrash it out I guess |
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture."
Me  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Masturbate furiously and tell your friends all about it?
MacD......
Any time you want to know you only have to ask sweetie
Great, now I'm horny too! X"
You're welcome. A problem shared is a problem doubled in this case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn  xx
Ooooh now you're talking "
Just to warn you, being naked is absolutely compulsory whilst in the hot tub xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving
Hmmm..... a butt plug you say
Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x
Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight...."
Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm
Lol x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
I hope you remember to de-thorn it first
Pfft that’s for wimps
(Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns )
Tried a different approach, I call it piss yourself laughing therapy "
The crazy raging superhorn cannot be beaten by mere piss!
Wait.... that came out wrong |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I am a big believer in "Post nut clarity" just saying.
But I've had post lady nut clarity several times already!
Didn't help. Made it worse.try post lady nut claret "
I tried post lady nut unicorn gin.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while
I hope you remember to de-thorn it first
Pfft that’s for wimps
(Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns )
Tried a different approach, I call it piss yourself laughing therapy
The crazy raging superhorn cannot be beaten by mere piss!
Wait.... that came out wrong "
Not even a Mexican dick? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle "
That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish.
Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle
That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish.
Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work!"
You're screwed then |
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"Ok try this....
Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area.
This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable.
My advice line is available 24/7
Dr J
Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice? "
Certainly...got to have the right instruments at hand |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.
Imagine I'm Monica....
Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.
Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? "
I love you with every fibre of my being.
Made it go
And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
where the world takes me |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.
Imagine I'm Monica....
Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.
Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?
I love you with every fibre of my being.
Made it go
And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming "
I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon  |
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "
I'll have to numb your clit ...num num num num |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Here's a thing! Crazy I know but.....Maybe find someone, also with the raging horn.
By a combination of skill, cunning and the very latest technology you could diffuse each other's horns?
Just asking for a friend "
Hmmm.... I like your thinking. Some kind of audio-visual uber fast technology you mean?
But what if diffusing it again makes it come back stronger again? |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "
10 to 12 inches should do the trick
Fad can be ur friend |
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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago
Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters |
"The documentation! That must be where I went wrong
Dammit. But I don't need to see the footage.... document then delete it do you mean? "
You silly sally, the documentation is vital for us all to better equip ourselves against any such deamonic possession. It must be meticulously studied and researched. |
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.
Imagine I'm Monica....
Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.
Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?
I love you with every fibre of my being.
Made it go
And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming
I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon "
Good idea .. your farts will put her off |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess "
Thrash me Doc! |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
10 to 12 inches should do the trick
Fad can be ur friend "
Fab even  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! "
check your box
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.
Imagine I'm Monica....
Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.
Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?
I love you with every fibre of my being.
Made it go
And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming
I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon
Good idea .. your farts will put her off "
There will be a video one day.
I shit you not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t think you the only horny one tonight....I’ve not been on here in ages but logged on in hopes of getting a browse of some kinky pics to help me out while playing hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ice cubes up your foot,
Will numb for a while at least and as sensation comes back provides a whole other distraction in itself "
* foof not foot as that would be even weirder still.
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.
Imagine I'm Monica....
Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.
Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?
I love you with every fibre of my being.
Made it go
And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming
I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon
Good idea .. your farts will put her off
There will be a video one day.
I shit you not."
can you light them? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn xx
Ooooh now you're talking
Just to warn you, being naked is absolutely compulsory whilst in the hot tub xx "
I should hope so too.
For you should never wear clothes in my presence
(Disclaimer..... he has never worn clothes in my presence. Or not worn clothes in my presence. Or been in my presence. And I'm sad about that) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's a thing! Crazy I know but.....Maybe find someone, also with the raging horn.
By a combination of skill, cunning and the very latest technology you could diffuse each other's horns?
Just asking for a friend
Hmmm.... I like your thinking. Some kind of audio-visual uber fast technology you mean?
But what if diffusing it again makes it come back stronger again? "
Ahhhh......good point!!
I'll have to get a 4k screen rather than a fucked screen.
Then you can come back again...and come again and again ...
Asking for the same friend by the way |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving
Hmmm..... a butt plug you say
Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x
Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight....
Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm
Lol x "
Dammit Natalie! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle
That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish.
Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work!
You're screwed then "
Wish I bloody was |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ok try this....
Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area.
This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable.
My advice line is available 24/7
Dr J
Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice?
Certainly...got to have the right instruments at hand "
Well then..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Here's a thing! Crazy I know but.....Maybe find someone, also with the raging horn.
By a combination of skill, cunning and the very latest technology you could diffuse each other's horns?
Just asking for a friend
Hmmm.... I like your thinking. Some kind of audio-visual uber fast technology you mean?
But what if diffusing it again makes it come back stronger again?
Ahhhh......good point!!
I'll have to get a 4k screen rather than a fucked screen.
Then you can come back again...and come again and again ...
Asking for the same friend by the way "
Er. And again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving
Hmmm..... a butt plug you say
Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x
Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight....
Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm
Lol x
Dammit Natalie! "
Ha ha maybe ones covid over it maybe back up and running again lol x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ice cubes up your foot,
Will numb for a while at least and as sensation comes back provides a whole other distraction in itself
* foof not foot as that would be even weirder still.
"
So glad I spotted that before I replied......
Im liking this plan. Although feel it may just delay the reoccurring issue.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
"
I'm assuming you think I should keep the demons  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.
Imagine I'm Monica....
Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.
Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?
I love you with every fibre of my being.
Made it go
And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming
I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon "
Yes you are. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'll have to numb your clit ...num num num num "
That's not bloody helping! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
10 to 12 inches should do the trick
Fad can be ur friend
Fab even "
Oooooh. And owwwwwww.....
Can I have them in 2 parts? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The documentation! That must be where I went wrong
Dammit. But I don't need to see the footage.... document then delete it do you mean?
You silly sally, the documentation is vital for us all to better equip ourselves against any such deamonic possession. It must be meticulously studied and researched."
But surely it needs a dedicated individual to check it before it gets published publicly?
I wonder if I can find a volunteer? |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"I'll send you a face pic.
That'll cure you!
I've seen your face.....
Didn't work "
I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
"
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.
Imagine I'm Monica....
Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.
Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?
I love you with every fibre of my being.
Made it go
And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming
I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon
Good idea .. your farts will put her off
There will be a video one day.
I shit you not."
Don't shit in the video please |
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over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it "
Aversion therapy it is then |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I don’t think you the only horny one tonight....I’ve not been on here in ages but logged on in hopes of getting a browse of some kinky pics to help me out while playing hehe "
Glad to see I'm.in good company....
Question for you. Have the good lurkers been sending you cock pics to help as well? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving
Hmmm..... a butt plug you say
Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x
Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight....
Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm
Lol x
Dammit Natalie!
Ha ha maybe ones covid over it maybe back up and running again lol x"
Oooooh..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses  "
Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll send you a face pic.
That'll cure you!
I've seen your face.....
Didn't work
I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed! "
Bring it round..... |
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "
May I suggest a padlocked metal female chastity device with vaginal insertable fitting only.
You can wear that for the next month 23/7 only removing it for cleaning purposes.
It will allow you to develop self control.
Kind regards,
Amelia |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"I'll send you a face pic.
That'll cure you!
I've seen your face.....
Didn't work
I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed!
Bring it round..... "
It's about a 5 hour drive. Be there for 6am |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it
Aversion therapy it is then"
It's not working Doc... |
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses
Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways "
You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it
Aversion therapy it is then
It's not working Doc..."
I guess you’ll just have to ride it out then |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
May I suggest a padlocked metal female chastity device with vaginal insertable fitting only.
You can wear that for the next month 23/7 only removing it for cleaning purposes.
It will allow you to develop self control.
Kind regards,
Amelia "
See, this is the sort of sound advice I need.
However. I have no money. Can I exchange sexual favours for one? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll send you a face pic.
That'll cure you!
I've seen your face.....
Didn't work
I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed!
Bring it round.....
It's about a 5 hour drive. Be there for 6am "
Drive safe. I'll be here |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses
Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways
You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers "
I have ways of making his mouth busy |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it
Aversion therapy it is then
It's not working Doc...
I guess you’ll just have to ride me then "
FIFY.
And ok.... |
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses
Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways
You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers
I have ways of making his mouth busy "
Shall I wake him?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it
Aversion therapy it is then
It's not working Doc...
I guess you’ll just have to ride me then
FIFY.
And ok.... "
Filth |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses
Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways
You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers
I have ways of making his mouth busy
Shall I wake him?! "
Yes please. He has a long drive so maybe get him to make some coffee |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it
Aversion therapy it is then
It's not working Doc...
I guess you’ll just have to ride me then
FIFY.
And ok....
Filth "
Pot, kettle..... |
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over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it
Aversion therapy it is then
It's not working Doc...
I guess you’ll just have to ride me then
FIFY.
And ok....
Filth
Pot, kettle..... "
Always the hypocrite |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
I'm still awake
I'm blaming you. This is your fault.
Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.
Just need to thrash it out I guess
Thrash me Doc! check your box
You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it
Aversion therapy it is then
It's not working Doc...
I guess you’ll just have to ride me then
FIFY.
And ok....
Filth
Pot, kettle.....
Always the hypocrite "
You know me so well |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lost cause i think
I can't believe no one else picked up on your comment.... because that's no secret!
Takes one to know one
Well hello there
Hi "
I understand the fear. I'm terrifying |
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses
Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways
You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers
I have ways of making his mouth busy
Shall I wake him?!
Yes please. He has a long drive so maybe get him to make some coffee "
Oh dear, he doesn't drive. I'll have to be chauffeur |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses
Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways
You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers
I have ways of making his mouth busy
Shall I wake him?!
Yes please. He has a long drive so maybe get him to make some coffee
Oh dear, he doesn't drive. I'll have to be chauffeur "
Oh no. How will we possibly cope |
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over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "
Butt plug and shake balls inside you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can think of something, but you'd have to join our bubble.
Your bubble is miles away!
Can't help that.
Maybe you're just not horny enough. "
I'm not sure I could cope with further horn! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.
Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?
Butt plug and shake balls inside you "
Not sure that would stop the horn.... should make it worse! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life"
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things? |
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?"
Aldi special buys aisle |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle "
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples |
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples"
Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993) |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples
Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)"
Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys... |
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples
Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)
Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys... "
Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below. |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples
Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)
Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...
Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below. "
V***s? Please explain? |
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples
Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)
Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...
Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.
V***s? Please explain?"
The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples
Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)
Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...
Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.
V***s? Please explain?
The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V."
I went away for a bit and what happened? |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples
Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)
Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...
Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.
V***s? Please explain?
The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V.
I went away for a bit and what happened? "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol
Bloody Christmas.
And bloody covid!
Fuck Covid... live life
Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?
Aldi special buys aisle
Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples
Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)
Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...
Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.
V***s? Please explain?
The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V.
I went away for a bit and what happened?
All good "
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don't say things like that!