"Let’s hear about your complaints and dislikes, I’m keen to hear about your horrific experiences during your encounters. With exception to any Covid-19 related problems. "
Too many to mention. Probably have one for every scenario.
However, our first ever meet as a couple. We tipped up and stood where the other couple said to meet them. Wasn’t till we were wondering where they were (as we knew they’d already arrived) that we realised we were stood next to them. Looked nothing like their (apparently) recent photo and when questioned they were 10 years older than their profile (and had had a very hard paper round!) |
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Heres a good one. This happened to me a couple of years back.
Arranged to meet a couple that I'd met the previous week.
They arrived about 5 mins early than planned but wasn't an issue for me.
They caught me just as I was half way through emptying my washing machine.
I sat them down in the living room, offered them a drink and told them I be with them in literally 2 mins.
They got the hump, grabbed their coats and left. Had a go at me for being disrespectful  .
Each to their own I guess.
Always makes me laugh when I think about it |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
I decided I'd had enough of a couple when they said they needed £30 to pay electricity. Which I gave her, when I arrived around 10pm.
After I sat there for 20 mins a knock at the door. Wife answers it. I was thinking they needed money for drugs and made my excuses. |
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"Heres a good one. This happened to me a couple of years back.
Arranged to meet a couple that I'd met the previous week.
They arrived about 5 mins early than planned but wasn't an issue for me.
They caught me just as I was half way through emptying my washing machine.
I sat them down in the living room, offered them a drink and told them I be with them in literally 2 mins.
They got the hump, grabbed their coats and left. Had a go at me for being disrespectful .
Each to their own I guess.
Always makes me laugh when I think about it "
Mate I’m sure their place is a shit tip “Ain’t nobody’s got time for that” ha ha ha. That’s a crazy one for sure.
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No real horror stories, luckily, but one near miss.
It's a bit long..
We'd arranged to meet a couple in a hotel in Portsmouth.
The arrangement was we would meet in the bar downstairs and if we clicked we'd go up their room, usual precautions.
We turned up and they messaged that they were hot and ready in their room.
A quick discussion with C and myself and we wandered up to their room.
From memory they were a a bit dominant and initially a bit aggressive, which we took to be eagerness
We just said no and carried on and both the girls soaked the sheets.
They offered us the room as they were going home but the bed looked like a burst water bed and we declined.
We verified each other and moved on.
Weeks later we were at Kestrels and were chatting to a couple we knew very well and they mentioned that they had seen,
(from our verifications) we had met this couple from Portsmouth and how did it go.
It turned out that a regular couple they swung with met them after us and it had become very nasty, the other couple fled and they binned swinging.
One of the best things we have ever done is practice Jui Jitsu, it gives you confidence in a situation and you tend to handle said situation quite differently and with confidence.
Or maybe we were just lucky. |
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Wait that’s , that they asked for £30 those alarm ?? bells should’ve been louder,
So this reminds me of a NSA sex Outta Town Girl once upon a cold freezing winter day. We hadn’t met before so she felt safer asking me to visit her town & meeting her at her place.
I had no issues with that so I turned up early and everything seemed fine. She wasn’t anything amazing to look at but had breast & pussy. More to the point she had been cut off gas & electric and she had just ran out of money too. So I couldn’t freshen up after my journey.
The place was freezing ?? and couldn’t really enjoy the sex as she wasn’t very active as I was doing absolutely everything all the work. In between the sex she was opening up to me. She told me that she owned pretty much a flotilla of jet skies , boats, a fleet of cars a Propety portfolio, pretty much a secret millionaire........ at this point I’m thinking wait you can’t afford gas and electricity ??, you just asked me to buy lube, food, drinks and cigarettes for you 5 min before.
I quickly left but she was confused why I had to leave sooner than planned |
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over a year ago
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Oh I have a few...
First meet. We had a social before and he was great. Very flirty guy. Ended with some kisses and so I invited him over a week or so later. Arrived on time, smelling lovely. We kiss etc. Then I remember that he really wanted a tit wank so I oil my tits up and we do that and then we kiss and move things further. He puts a condom on and he starts fucking me on top and then I ride him. We change position again and as we do that we both realise the condom is gone. Looked everywhere to only realise it was stuck inside me. Mr perfect gentleman left. My husband had to help me "fish" it out when he came back (he obviously knew I had a meet that night) as I couldn't do it myself! |
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That’s actually really funny, I just wanted to know was it the oils or was he just too small for the condom...
On a separate note just a random one, met this smoking hottie and we both hit it off and definitely got into it I had a last minute purchase of condoms but didn’t actually think anything about it till I tried to put it on. The lil shit cut off circulation to my dick. lol literally I had no activity for a while thought my shit would fall off cos the condoms where tooooooo smalllllllllllll |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
It takes me at least an hour to glam up for a meet and if a guys cums really quickly, then I don't feel as if it's been worth the effort.
I once had a meet where I went round to a guy's house to play, he only lasted minutes, but had messed my make up up a bit, luckily I was able to make some repairs and go to a nice little gay pub in Nottingham to make the most of the night.
Another time I was riding this guy's cock with my back to him. I was quite enthusiastic and one of my boobs bounced most of the way out of my top, but luckily I managed to pop it back in without him noticing the escape.  |
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Arranged to meet a single guy on one of the very rare occasions we do he turned up in his works van still wearing his work clothes with 2 of his work mates in tow and asked if they could all join in needless to say he never made it past the front door started to spout all kinds of crap about I couldn’t handle all those cocks anyway it also transpired they were in between jobs I called the number on their van and their boss was very grateful for the information |
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"Arranged to meet a single guy on one of the very rare occasions we do he turned up in his works van still wearing his work clothes with 2 of his work mates in tow and asked if they could all join in needless to say he never made it past the front door started to spout all kinds of crap about I couldn’t handle all those cocks anyway it also transpired they were in between jobs I called the number on their van and their boss was very grateful for the information "
sounds like he was a real bell’end, Sadly the only way is to treat him the way he understands. I’d have loved to be a fly on the wall when his boss spoke to him in person. |
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Ok next story lol. This was at the time when I gave people the benefit of the doubt instead of following my instinct. So I met this guy outside a tesco to get some supplies and then go to his. Now I realise he clearly had taken something before our meet. He was quite hyper and couldn't stand or sit still. In the shop we both got some drinks and I paid. Then we walked to his (via a very dodgy bit where 4 guys were standing. I honestly thought I was going to die there but luckily nothing). We then arrive at his. He can't sit still. Drinks and we chat. He then tells me that he had been in prison and he has kids but he doesn't see them anymore etc. Then he starts getting upset and says that we would make pretty babies! |
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.. all I’m saying is sugar and salt look the same lol ... 
Thankfully for the gems, thanks for sharing 