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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A girlfriends dad well he fucked me
Wasn’t with her at the time didn’t even know her
Meet him on fab
Then meet her about 6 months later came time to meet the parents turns out all ready had meet her dad let’s just say family dinner night was really awkward and sat there feeling so sorry for her mum that her dad was playing away from home on fab
Never had the hart to tell her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cucumber banana haha hair curling wand perfume bottle deodorant can champayne bottle off the top of my head "
You fucked a champagne bottle off the top of your head? Impressive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think this question applies more to women than men! Lol
Besides the horny teenager wondering whether the hoover feels like a BJ, fucking a pillow or maybe going to extremes and fucking pastry like in American pie, I think most men are quite limited!
You women however are spoilt for choice! Bananas, cucumbers, the TV remote, and the latest admission from a friend was she once fucked herself with a policeman's truncheon!  So women without a dildo to hand seem very good at improvising! |
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"I think this question applies more to women than men! Lol
Besides the horny teenager wondering whether the hoover feels like a BJ, fucking a pillow or maybe going to extremes and fucking pastry like in American pie, I think most men are quite limited!
You women however are spoilt for choice! Bananas, cucumbers, the TV remote, and the latest admission from a friend was she once fucked herself with a policeman's truncheon! So women without a dildo to hand seem very good at improvising! "
Oh we are and it’s why you guys find us fascinating. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dipper ram on a js130 was totally my fault while digging out under a rail way bridge lifted bit to high while rushing in my defence It was 2am so pitch black it was proper fucked tho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was teenager I worked out a toilet roll holder wedged in between two mattresses and filled with shower gel was just like a fanny!  "
That's taken some serious effort and thinking about! Lol |
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