If a crocodile steals a goat and promises its return if the goat herder can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the gist herder guesses that the goat will not be returned?

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By *each_PittWoman over a year ago

Belfast

If I just lie here will someone do it for me ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Top with Mayonaisse and shove in whole

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By *hickennchipsWoman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Red lorry yellow lorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a breast man!

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

I don’t believe it how has it bloody happened again? And I put a bloody screw in it ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tinnitus is flipping annoying

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"If I just lie here will someone do it for me ..."

"Would you lie with me and just forget the world "

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Tinnitus is flipping annoying"
no the tennis isn’t on yet

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If I just lie here will someone do it for me ...

"Would you lie with me and just forget the world ""

You are OUT _nlivene!!

fucks sake rules is rules is rules

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Tinnitus is flipping annoying no the tennis isn’t on yet "

OUT

Jesus ...... it's not difficult.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Cheesy Quavers

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I see a glass hedgehog and an ink stamp

What do you see ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Love is the key

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Brie and bacon but I didn’t have cranberry so I subbed in piccalilli and it didn’t work so now I’m a bit meh

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I see people!

Jo.Xx

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I hate working

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

my arse is like a blood orange!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

It's a little chilly in here.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh India its hot

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oh India its hot

Keep getting the wrong emoji

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who farted

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who farted

The cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who farted

The cat"

Fine. Grill the sprouts if that’s what you want

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By *otPrinceHarryMan over a year ago

Glasgow

... and to top it all off Dean got into the cheese room again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steak Bake

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

No, it's too sticky!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

It's nearly half 2, time is really cooked in a wok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need someone to pluck my ear hair

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