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Where are all the quality women on this site?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it 
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg. "
Preach. I'm hoping someone wants my wonky potato one day. Until then I'll sit on my shelf getting more reduced and withering with every passing day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another sit up and beg thread.
I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality men on the site thank you.
I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting women will be along to stroke you and your friends egos .
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg.
Preach. I'm hoping someone wants my wonky potato one day. Until then I'll sit on my shelf getting more reduced and withering with every passing day."
If you cut the mouldy bits off we still come up lovely and fluffy in the oven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another sit up and beg thread.
I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality men on the site thank you.
I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting women will be along to stroke you and your friends egos .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg. "
And they are all spoiling it for both the Quality wimmin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another sit up and beg thread.
I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality men on the site thank you.
I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting women will be along to stroke you and your friends egos .
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Lol I like this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
This will do your chances so much good, keep it up. |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
Fucking hell so demanding
V x
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg.
Preach. I'm hoping someone wants my wonky potato one day. Until then I'll sit on my shelf getting more reduced and withering with every passing day.
If you cut the mouldy bits off we still come up lovely and fluffy in the oven "
You know just how to make someone salivate over you Lacey. Now I'm not going to stop thinking about your fluffy bits. 
(I'm really sorry for the above) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg.
And they are all spoiling it for both the Quality wimmin.
The whole two of them? "
It's Christmas. Got to be kind. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"You don't bake a cheesecake dammit, you defrost it."
When I make a cheesecake I lightly bake the biscuit base for a few minutes to give it that extra crispy crunch before adding the filling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
They are preparing to form an orderly queue at my door sometime in 2021...this is how delusional I have become  |
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg.
Preach. I'm hoping someone wants my wonky potato one day. Until then I'll sit on my shelf getting more reduced and withering with every passing day.
If you cut the mouldy bits off we still come up lovely and fluffy in the oven
You know just how to make someone salivate over you Lacey. Now I'm not going to stop thinking about your fluffy bits.
(I'm really sorry for the above)"
You can butter up my fluffy bits any time Meli |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't bake a cheesecake dammit, you defrost it.
When I make a cheesecake I lightly bake the biscuit base for a few minutes to give it that extra crispy crunch before adding the filling."
My dusty crunchy minge just got moist. |
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"You don't bake a cheesecake dammit, you defrost it.
When I make a cheesecake I lightly bake the biscuit base for a few minutes to give it that extra crispy crunch before adding the filling."
Are you Greg Wallace? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"And in the same vein, where are the men that aren’t weird, liars or married. The genuine swingers rather than keyboard wannabe’s ?"
Leave the men alone. This is a thread about us proving ourselves worthy to the fine specimen of men we see around us. Why don't we jump through hoops for them for a change? The poor dears must get tired performing for us all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like to find a woman who can teach me to bake a cheesecake without a gaping crack 
I thought you liked my gaping crack "
I’ve never seen your gaping crack  |
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We’re at home with our husbands, having good conversations and baking cheesecakes in-between sucking their delicious cocks and getting fucked so hard we have to crawl back to the kitchen because our legs are so weak.
Lou x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’re at home with our husbands, having good conversations and baking cheesecakes in-between sucking their delicious cocks and getting fucked so hard we have to crawl back to the kitchen because our legs are so weak.
Lou x "
Humble brag? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg.
Preach. I'm hoping someone wants my wonky potato one day. Until then I'll sit on my shelf getting more reduced and withering with every passing day.
If you cut the mouldy bits off we still come up lovely and fluffy in the oven
You know just how to make someone salivate over you Lacey. Now I'm not going to stop thinking about your fluffy bits.
(I'm really sorry for the above)
You can butter up my fluffy bits any time Meli "
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"And in the same vein, where are the men that aren’t weird, liars or married. The genuine swingers rather than keyboard wannabe’s ?
Leave the men alone. This is a thread about us proving ourselves worthy to the fine specimen of men we see around us. Why don't we jump through hoops for them for a change? The poor dears must get tired performing for us all the time."
Lol sorry guys,
hmm jump through hoops, yep I can do that ( naked) I can also hold an intelligent balanced conversation ( naked), and did I mention trained chef ( naked on request). |
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"We’re at home with our husbands, having good conversations and baking cheesecakes in-between sucking their delicious cocks and getting fucked so hard we have to crawl back to the kitchen because our legs are so weak.
Lou x
Humble brag?"
It’s tough being a perfect wife  |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"You don't bake a cheesecake dammit, you defrost it.
When I make a cheesecake I lightly bake the biscuit base for a few minutes to give it that extra crispy crunch before adding the filling.
Are you Greg Wallace? "
Did you know that Wallace from Wallace & Gromit was based on Greg?
More cheesecake, Gromit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And in the same vein, where are the men that aren’t weird, liars or married. The genuine swingers rather than keyboard wannabe’s ?
Leave the men alone. This is a thread about us proving ourselves worthy to the fine specimen of men we see around us. Why don't we jump through hoops for them for a change? The poor dears must get tired performing for us all the time."
Have the winner right here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That’s it, I need Cheesecake
With or without a gaping crack?
With of course, love a gaping crack"
That’s ok. My cheesecakes always come with a gaping crack, |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
I do all of that when I feel like it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That’s it, I need Cheesecake
With or without a gaping crack?
With of course, love a gaping crack
That’s ok. My cheesecakes always come with a gaping crack,
What toppings do you do?"
Banana |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
"Damn I've forgotten the pop corn ! Anyone has spares to share ? I've got Wotsits
It’s all about the cheesecake!
That's me out then  I'm a Bavarois kinda girl ..."
Sure we can whip you up some Bananas and Cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
I believe I'm a chatty sort and haven't ghosted you just yet. Not sure I can bake a cheesecake, but I can go to Waitrose? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them! "
I can make poached eggs |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them! "
They're all at home sat in front of a mirror doing their make up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another sit up and beg thread.
I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality men on the site thank you.
I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting women will be along to stroke you and your friends egos .
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Imitation is said to be the sincerest form of flattery.
Originality is a quality possessed by the minority.
I love that you’ve validated my comment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs "
I can’t. So sad as I love them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them "
I'll make you poached eggs on toast for breakfast |
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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
Probably been put off by the endless sea of self entitled dick heads ?
Get the same vibe from majority of the gals I chat too
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a shop near us that sells cheese cake and the women serving are top quality.
We'll be there as soon as it opens!
Jo.Xx "
*Moves to Nottingham* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them "
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time "
Never heard of it but off to check Argos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
They're all at home sat in front of a mirror doing their make up "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
I'll make you poached eggs on toast for breakfast "
Salt and pepper and chives on top please.
I'll make a cheesecake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time
Never heard of it but off to check Argos "
The jungle river store has one like mine for £11.99 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time "
I'm trying to but my inbox isn't looking promising...
Oh wait, you mean the special egg poaching pan don't you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time
Never heard of it but off to check Argos
The jungle river store has one like mine for £11.99"
Off to look.
You do realise I'll leave fab no don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another sit up and beg thread.
I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality men on the site thank you.
I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting women will be along to stroke you and your friends egos .
Imitation is said to be the sincerest form of flattery.
Originality is a quality possessed by the minority.
I love that you’ve validated my comment."
I am please you feel validated Sam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What happened to brains, personality over looks? Intelligence is sexy!
That’s sooooo shallow "
I’m guessing that’s why I am not having much luck on here.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
I'll make you poached eggs on toast for breakfast
Salt and pepper and chives on top please.
I'll make a cheesecake! "
Naturally of course
Sounds like a smashing deal to me |
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I’m more cheap and cheerful than high quality. I’m to the female world what Ryan air is to the aviation industry. Grotty and a bit embarrassing but when it’s the last flight you’ll take it low quality is still quality  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m more cheap and cheerful than high quality. I’m to the female world what Ryan air is to the aviation industry. Grotty and a bit embarrassing but when it’s the last flight you’ll take it low quality is still quality "
Is there an fanfare when you come on time? |
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"I’m more cheap and cheerful than high quality. I’m to the female world what Ryan air is to the aviation industry. Grotty and a bit embarrassing but when it’s the last flight you’ll take it low quality is still quality
Is there an fanfare when you come on time? "
I never come on time. It’s a monumental achievement if I come at all. |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
They're far too busy sifting through all the quality guys and their carefully compiled one line messages... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m more cheap and cheerful than high quality. I’m to the female world what Ryan air is to the aviation industry. Grotty and a bit embarrassing but when it’s the last flight you’ll take it low quality is still quality
Is there an fanfare when you come on time?
I never come on time. It’s a monumental achievement if I come at all. "
But do they applaud when you land safely on them? |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time
Never heard of it but off to check Argos "
I have poached egg option with my electronic egg boiler... Who needs a man haha |
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"I’m more cheap and cheerful than high quality. I’m to the female world what Ryan air is to the aviation industry. Grotty and a bit embarrassing but when it’s the last flight you’ll take it low quality is still quality
Is there an fanfare when you come on time?
I never come on time. It’s a monumental achievement if I come at all.
But do they applaud when you land safely on them? "
I would love that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m more cheap and cheerful than high quality. I’m to the female world what Ryan air is to the aviation industry. Grotty and a bit embarrassing but when it’s the last flight you’ll take it low quality is still quality
Is there an fanfare when you come on time?
I never come on time. It’s a monumental achievement if I come at all. "
I'm just reeling from the fact I have to pay for your extra baggage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm busy watching The Sweeney
"Oi shut it! Quick get the Jag the old bill are comin"
Queue chase scene through disused warehouse with conveniently placed stacks of cardboard boxes."
This is Christmas TV at its best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time
Never heard of it but off to check Argos
I have poached egg option with my electronic egg boiler... Who needs a man haha"
Was looking at these a couple of days ago. Im tempted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time
Never heard of it but off to check Argos
I have poached egg option with my electronic egg boiler... Who needs a man haha
Was looking at these a couple of days ago. Im tempted. "
Just ordered one. Thanks |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
Lots of nice friendly pleasant if ladies on this site but please bear in mind that the number of males to females ratio is vast, so if you don’t get a reply to a message put it down to experience and move on and not send abuse or berate the women on here |
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Fantastic thread lol because this site is like a sweet shop a chat never really lasts for long and as I’m seeing in reply’s from women they seem to asking to meet for sex even though there is a pandemic going on on so a chat is not what these women actually want they still want sex..... very few ladies on here actually like to pass the time with chat flirt n banter you might get what twenty reply’s before they find somebody else or you get those who love sending out pics of themselves lol for ego boosts lol ...... and as I have had now three women say to me in chat some women are very much up themselves and need to get a grip on things which does make me smile admittedly there are some genuine ladies on here but it’s sorting the chaff from the s and that what takes the time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's all the real profiles?
FabGuys
Not for me I'm afraid it was aimed at the amount of guy's in here with fake profiles
Who the fuck pretends to be a guy on here!? "
Me, I'm really just an apache attack helicopter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's all the real profiles?
FabGuys
Not for me I'm afraid it was aimed at the amount of guy's in here with fake profiles
Who the fuck pretends to be a guy on here!?
Sometimes I do "
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"Fantastic thread lol because this site is like a sweet shop a chat never really lasts for long and as I’m seeing in reply’s from women they seem to asking to meet for sex even though there is a pandemic going on on so a chat is not what these women actually want they still want sex..... very few ladies on here actually like to pass the time with chat flirt n banter you might get what twenty reply’s before they find somebody else or you get those who love sending out pics of themselves lol for ego boosts lol ...... and as I have had now three women say to me in chat some women are very much up themselves and need to get a grip on things which does make me smile admittedly there are some genuine ladies on here but it’s sorting the chaff from the s and that what takes the time "
Yep, we're all cock crazy. Whipped up into a frenzy of lust by all the cock on here. I can barely catch my breath. |
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"Where's all the real profiles?
FabGuys
Not for me I'm afraid it was aimed at the amount of guy's in here with fake profiles
Who the fuck pretends to be a guy on here!?
Me, I'm really just an apache attack helicopter "
Must be difficult to play video games with the propellers. |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them!
I can make poached eggs
I can’t. So sad as I love them
Get an egg poacher. Perfectly shaped poached eggs every time
Never heard of it but off to check Argos
I have poached egg option with my electronic egg boiler... Who needs a man haha
Was looking at these a couple of days ago. Im tempted.
Just ordered one. Thanks "
Great, machines taking all our roles! Next you will say you've found a happy rabbit that can put up shelves! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's all the real profiles?
FabGuys
Not for me I'm afraid it was aimed at the amount of guy's in here with fake profiles
Who the fuck pretends to be a guy on here!?
Me, I'm really just an apache attack helicopter
Must be difficult to play video games with the propellers. "
Most yes, but I'm unrivalled in Microsoft Flight simulator 2020 |
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"Where's all the real profiles?
FabGuys
Not for me I'm afraid it was aimed at the amount of guy's in here with fake profiles
Who the fuck pretends to be a guy on here!?
Sometimes I do
"
Its far more fun on here like this though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Where are the guys that put effort into a conversation and don't ghost and can make poached eggs?????
There's a real shortage of them! "
I think they are a figment of your imagination |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I'm busy watching The Sweeney
"Oi shut it! Quick get the Jag the old bill are comin"
Queue chase scene through disused warehouse with conveniently placed stacks of cardboard boxes."
You know it well |
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"No cheesecake.
I'm the kinda girl that would get a KFC bargain bucket, sit on a park bench with you and call it a date
Been told I give great head though "
It's Xmas, can we share a mountain of gravy burgers instead of a bucket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic thread lol because this site is like a sweet shop a chat never really lasts for long and as I’m seeing in reply’s from women they seem to asking to meet for sex even though there is a pandemic going on on so a chat is not what these women actually want they still want sex..... very few ladies on here actually like to pass the time with chat flirt n banter you might get what twenty reply’s before they find somebody else or you get those who love sending out pics of themselves lol for ego boosts lol ...... and as I have had now three women say to me in chat some women are very much up themselves and need to get a grip on things which does make me smile admittedly there are some genuine ladies on here but it’s sorting the chaff from the s and that what takes the time "
I can administer the last right if you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another sit up and beg thread.
I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality men on the site thank you.
I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting women will be along to stroke you and your friends egos .
"
So sassy. |
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"No cheesecake.
I'm the kinda girl that would get a KFC bargain bucket, sit on a park bench with you and call it a date
Been told I give great head though
It's Xmas, can we share a mountain of gravy burgers instead of a bucket? "
I was so disappointed with my gravy burger just give me a family bucket with 2 pots of gravy
Pure class me |
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"No cheesecake.
I'm the kinda girl that would get a KFC bargain bucket, sit on a park bench with you and call it a date
Been told I give great head though
It's Xmas, can we share a mountain of gravy burgers instead of a bucket?
I was so disappointed with my gravy burger just give me a family bucket with 2 pots of gravy
Pure class me "
Are they wank? Like not a satisfying wank but it you wanked with barbed wire encrusted sandpaper? I'd be savage after looking forward to it. |
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By *ippy68Man
over a year ago
Weymouth |
"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
They expect the guys to do all the running and after wasting your time composing a decent message they can’t then be asked to even respond, however don’t challenge that because it’s the law on here and you will be hung drawn and quartered for suggesting a response is in order.
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"No cheesecake.
I'm the kinda girl that would get a KFC bargain bucket, sit on a park bench with you and call it a date
Been told I give great head though
It's Xmas, can we share a mountain of gravy burgers instead of a bucket?
I was so disappointed with my gravy burger just give me a family bucket with 2 pots of gravy
Pure class me
Are they wank? Like not a satisfying wank but it you wanked with barbed wire encrusted sandpaper? I'd be savage after looking forward to it."
A shit, interrupted, needed more gravy lube wank. You've lost half your hashbrown because of the little dip, then the fillet burger is dry as sin as the hash brown has absorbed all the gravy and there's no lettuce and mayo. Then because you've used all your gravy on the burger, to stop your mouth becoming the sahara, there's none left for chip dipping (read drowning since they changed to the awful skin on fries) |
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"No cheesecake.
I'm the kinda girl that would get a KFC bargain bucket, sit on a park bench with you and call it a date
Been told I give great head though
It's Xmas, can we share a mountain of gravy burgers instead of a bucket?
I was so disappointed with my gravy burger just give me a family bucket with 2 pots of gravy
Pure class me
Are they wank? Like not a satisfying wank but it you wanked with barbed wire encrusted sandpaper? I'd be savage after looking forward to it.
A shit, interrupted, needed more gravy lube wank. You've lost half your hashbrown because of the little dip, then the fillet burger is dry as sin as the hash brown has absorbed all the gravy and there's no lettuce and mayo. Then because you've used all your gravy on the burger, to stop your mouth becoming the sahara, there's none left for chip dipping (read drowning since they changed to the awful skin on fries)"
Oh now I'm hulk angry |
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"No cheesecake.
I'm the kinda girl that would get a KFC bargain bucket, sit on a park bench with you and call it a date
Been told I give great head though
It's Xmas, can we share a mountain of gravy burgers instead of a bucket?
I was so disappointed with my gravy burger just give me a family bucket with 2 pots of gravy
Pure class me
Are they wank? Like not a satisfying wank but it you wanked with barbed wire encrusted sandpaper? I'd be savage after looking forward to it.
A shit, interrupted, needed more gravy lube wank. You've lost half your hashbrown because of the little dip, then the fillet burger is dry as sin as the hash brown has absorbed all the gravy and there's no lettuce and mayo. Then because you've used all your gravy on the burger, to stop your mouth becoming the sahara, there's none left for chip dipping (read drowning since they changed to the awful skin on fries)
Oh now I'm hulk angry "
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg.
Preach. I'm hoping someone wants my wonky potato one day. Until then I'll sit on my shelf getting more reduced and withering with every passing day.
If you cut the mouldy bits off we still come up lovely and fluffy in the oven
You know just how to make someone salivate over you Lacey. Now I'm not going to stop thinking about your fluffy bits.
(I'm really sorry for the above)
You can butter up my fluffy bits any time Meli "
Ok... my attention has been caught |
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"You're in the wrong place. This is the bargain bucket of women. Like the boxes of wonky veg. "
Just looked at your pics DEFO not the bargain bucket ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
Ahem |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake "
Still looking myself |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Ahem "
2021 Stirling trip ? |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Ahem
Shhh, I'm keeping you  "
I'll wrestle you in cheesecake for her |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Ahem
Shhh, I'm keeping you
I'll wrestle you in cheesecake for her "
I can see no downside... is this a trick?... 
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Ahem
Shhh, I'm keeping you
I'll wrestle you in cheesecake for her
I can see no downside... is this a trick?...
"
Would I try to trick you |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Ahem
Shhh, I'm keeping you
I'll wrestle you in cheesecake for her
I can see no downside... is this a trick?...
Would I try to trick you "
I happily swoop in and steal the cheesecake and enjoy the pleasure of you two wrestling |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Ahem
Shhh, I'm keeping you
I'll wrestle you in cheesecake for her
I can see no downside... is this a trick?...
Would I try to trick you
I happily swoop in and steal the cheesecake and enjoy the pleasure of you two wrestling "
You'll need to be quick if you think you'll avoid us both pulling you in for a 3way wrestle |
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"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Ahem
Shhh, I'm keeping you
I'll wrestle you in cheesecake for her
I can see no downside... is this a trick?...
Would I try to trick you
I happily swoop in and steal the cheesecake and enjoy the pleasure of you two wrestling
You'll need to be quick if you think you'll avoid us both pulling you in for a 3way wrestle "
Cheesecake body platter |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"You know, the ones who put effort into conversation rather than just require of you to do it
Or the ones who don't ghost!
Or the ones who can bake a cheesecake
Ahem
Shhh, I'm keeping you
I'll wrestle you in cheesecake for her
I can see no downside... is this a trick?...
Would I try to trick you
I happily swoop in and steal the cheesecake and enjoy the pleasure of you two wrestling
You'll need to be quick if you think you'll avoid us both pulling you in for a 3way wrestle "
Maybe that's my devious plan |
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