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My friends are in need!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gentlemen of Fab, sad times, there is a distinct feeling amongst my female friends that there’s a lack of quality men on this site. Please advertise your services and party tricks here, the ladies will be along shortly to offer praise and encouragement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*insert finest quality here*

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Gentlemen of Fab, sad times, there is a distinct feeling amongst my female friends that there’s a lack of quality men on this site. Please advertise your services and party tricks here, the ladies will be along shortly to offer praise and encouragement

Are they still quality men if they sometimes wear a dress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on what you call quality you need to narrow it down after all we are just men

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are they still quality men if they sometimes wear a dress

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be waiting patiently in the corner

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By *immydonnyMan over a year ago

Doncaster

Gentle, honest guy here (with secret naughty streak)

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By *ffinfuntMan over a year ago

liverpool

Am like a fine wine soft silky an taste delightful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men "

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Are they still quality men if they sometimes wear a dress

Absolutely

Well in that case put my name down then as I'm top notch

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

We are few and far between but I feel there ares till some gents on here and are not thirsty buggers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here in the corner patiently watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while. "

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a very nice person. My dick stays hard even after I cum (if I ever do)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while. "

Welcome back lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ladies! Feel free to Interrogate and ask questions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while. "

That sounds good!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

All the cheese! Hang on we mean eating cheese yeah? I don't want a cheesy guy thanks

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By *nerealman100Man over a year ago

Manchester

Well I'm a quality cup of tea maker if that helps and I can name all the raindeers at Christmas parties or quizzes so you could say that's my party trick, is that what you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Welcome back lovely x"

Thanks gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

All the cheese! Hang on we mean eating cheese yeah? I don't want a cheesy guy thanks

MaryPoppins makes me think of cheese boards. Blame her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while. "

Make room for another one please and a coffee would be most welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

Dick cheese counts right

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By *inchyorksMan over a year ago

huddersfield

Genuinely single, live alone and open to more than just sex, I am house trained and shower daily, that’s about it really!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another sit up and beg thread.

I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality women on the site thank you.

I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting men will be along to stroke you and your friends egos .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

All the cheese! Hang on we mean eating cheese yeah? I don't want a cheesy guy thanks

MaryPoppins makes me think of cheese boards. Blame her

I can think of worse things to be blamed for

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By *usthere4uMan over a year ago

North East

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i would say take a look on my profile and if you are curious for more... just ask... i wont bite.... too much

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

My services: Not needing to lie about all the things guys typically lie about.

My party trick: I am realistic about my own shortcomings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

Dick cheese counts right

Nope. Go have a shower you filthy beggar

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

My party tricks are... I can blow balloons up with my arse... and pull crackers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another sit up and beg thread.

I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality women on the site thank you.

I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting men will be along to stroke you and your friends egos ."

Oh dear. Someone got out of the wrong side of bed eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another sit up and beg thread.

I’m perfectly happy interacting with the tiny minority of quality women on the site thank you.

I’m sure plenty of ‘quality’ self respecting men will be along to stroke you and your friends egos ."

Thanks for your time

Kind regards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make pancakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sips tea with ambivalence*

C'mon Monkeys, dance for me dance

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

All the cheese! Hang on we mean eating cheese yeah? I don't want a cheesy guy thanks

MaryPoppins makes me think of cheese boards. Blame her

Can we have pâté too please? And grapes and parma ham?... a smörgasbord to fuel us up for the incoming high quality men folk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can make pancakes

Win!

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By *nerealman100Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while. "

I can take my top off put a bow tie on and serve you all coffee like a Chippendale if you require me too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

All the cheese! Hang on we mean eating cheese yeah? I don't want a cheesy guy thanks

MaryPoppins makes me think of cheese boards. Blame her

Can we have pâté too please? And grapes and parma ham?... a smörgasbord to fuel us up for the incoming high quality men folk?"

You read my mind

I am having pork and garlic pate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make very good cocktails. But my jokes are of terrible quality. At least I'm balanced

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Hi everyone I’m Shaun as I’d am told I’m an excellent cook and whilst not being the best or the most richest person in the world I’m a damn good listener and my inbox is always open if anyone wants to chat at any time xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

All the cheese! Hang on we mean eating cheese yeah? I don't want a cheesy guy thanks

MaryPoppins makes me think of cheese boards. Blame her

Can we have pâté too please? And grapes and parma ham?... a smörgasbord to fuel us up for the incoming high quality men folk?"

Of course! Guys! You know what to do to please this beauty

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

i would say take a look on my profile and if you are curious for more... just ask... i wont bite.... too much

Kitty like to Play would enjoy your photos

she loves a novelty cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, sweat and tears.

(I really should wash).

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I also love cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can make pancakes

It's a 10 from Len

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, sweat and tears.

(I really should wash).

I'll wash you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My services: Not needing to lie about all the things guys typically lie about.

My party trick: I am realistic about my own shortcomings.

God I’d like to make you laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sips tea with ambivalence*

C'mon Monkeys, dance for me dance

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I bake cakes and make cheesecake.

Nothing more to be said, really!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think my profile explains me fairly well,

But I will add a bit of Irish charm an I host like my Irish roots too, always welcoming and always Ladies first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Hello beautiful. Cheese. We need cheese too

All the cheese! Hang on we mean eating cheese yeah? I don't want a cheesy guy thanks

MaryPoppins makes me think of cheese boards. Blame her

Can we have pâté too please? And grapes and parma ham?... a smörgasbord to fuel us up for the incoming high quality men folk?"

Okay, now I'm just hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am like a fine wine soft silky an taste delightful "

Very nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a Northern man.....shouldn’t that tell you enough lol

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"My services: Not needing to lie about all the things guys typically lie about.

My party trick: I am realistic about my own shortcomings.

God I’d like to make you laugh.

... why? I think I don't understand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a Northern man.....shouldn’t that tell you enough lol "

Tells me your miles away

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

I smell sweet cuz I ain’t full of bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't offer party tricks or services but..... Did someone mention cheese?

I'm here for the cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My services: Not needing to lie about all the things guys typically lie about.

My party trick: I am realistic about my own shortcomings.

God I’d like to make you laugh.

... why? I think I don't understand. "

You need cheering up fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't offer party tricks or services but..... Did someone mention cheese?

I'm here for the cheese

We have cheese, proper cheese not knob cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't offer party tricks or services but..... Did someone mention cheese?

I'm here for the cheese

Another one with taste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think my profile explains me fairly well,

But I will add a bit of Irish charm an I host like my Irish roots too, always welcoming and always Ladies first

an bhfuil ceann mór agat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a Northern man.....shouldn’t that tell you enough lol

Tells me your miles away"

???????? true look what you could have had lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm alright.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bake cakes and make cheesecake.

Nothing more to be said, really!"

Did someone say cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm alright."

You are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't offer party tricks or services but..... Did someone mention cheese?

I'm here for the cheese

We have cheese, proper cheese not knob cheese

Eternally grateful for that

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I've got a great blanket fort, warm house, films, hot chocolate, bacon buttys, marshmallows, cookies,cake and two dogs that love snuggles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The kilt is optional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone mention cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've got a great blanket fort, warm house, films, hot chocolate, bacon buttys, marshmallows, cookies,cake and two dogs that love snuggles."

Winner

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"I can't offer party tricks or services but..... Did someone mention cheese?

I'm here for the cheese

Bring your mince pies and we'll have a right good spread on the go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake?

Absolutely! Come and join us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends on what you call quality you need to narrow it down after all we are just men

Agree bro. Some have their bars set way to high for us average guys to compete

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I've got a great blanket fort, warm house, films, hot chocolate, bacon buttys, marshmallows, cookies,cake and two dogs that love snuggles.

Winner

Woohoo, I've never won anything before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I purvey dodgy snake oil that tastes of Skittles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make very good cocktails. But my jokes are of terrible quality. At least I'm balanced

You also have a nice bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"My services: Not needing to lie about all the things guys typically lie about.

My party trick: I am realistic about my own shortcomings.

God I’d like to make you laugh.

... why? I think I don't understand.

You need cheering up fella

Oh. Well, thank you. I'm sorry you think that, though; I'm reasonably content with things at the moment. My particular combination of privileges has largely shielded me from the worst effects of the pandemic so far. I'm really very lucky.

Otherwise, I'm actually very easy to cheer up. Simple man with simple needs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a selection of cheese and crackers to bring along if that sways things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a great blanket fort, warm house, films, hot chocolate, bacon buttys, marshmallows, cookies,cake and two dogs that love snuggles."
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Sold!!!

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Good morning people

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By *elshyXOMan over a year ago

Newcastle

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I have an array of talents! I can cook, change lightbulbs, reach high up, service your boiler & my face is mutli-function as it also acts as a seat

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

I've got a great blanket fort, warm house, films, hot chocolate, bacon buttys, marshmallows, cookies,cake and two dogs that love snuggles.

Winner

Woohoo, I've never won anything before

Room for another small one?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm available and my party trick........

I can wiggle my nostrils and ears at the same time

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"Please advertise your services and party tricks here"

If I actually, seriously do this, is it going to end badly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And a case of bud abd a few bottles of blossom hill to throw in the mix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think my profile explains me fairly well,

But I will add a bit of Irish charm an I host like my Irish roots too, always welcoming and always Ladies first

an bhfuil ceann mór agat?

Ní raibh aon ghearáin agam, ach roinnt gearán agus gránna"

b’fhéidir gur chóir duit ligean dom a fheiceáil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please advertise your services and party tricks here

If I actually, seriously do this, is it going to end badly? "

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out..."

I can't speak for the other ladies but I'm looking for one thing specifically...Don't be a twat. Don't turn in to a twat after leading me to believe you're a nice person. Seems impossible to find apparently.

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

I make nice bread to go with your cheese. I can also help with your crossword and am not too bad on a quiz team. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make very good cocktails. But my jokes are of terrible quality. At least I'm balanced

You also have a nice bum"

So maybe just wiggle it about? Thought it was quality you lot were after and not just a peice of meat

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I've got a great blanket fort, warm house, films, hot chocolate, bacon buttys, marshmallows, cookies,cake and two dogs that love snuggles.

Winner

Woohoo, I've never won anything before

Room for another small one?.

Absolutely, plenty of room and the snugglier the better.

Apologies if the dogs mug you for a fuss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't offer party tricks or services but..... Did someone mention cheese?

I'm here for the cheese

Bring your mince pies and we'll have a right good spread on the go! "

I just happen to have some

A little indulgence called for methinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out..."

I will pick you up at 8...wear a mask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a Northern man.....shouldn’t that tell you enough lol

Tells me your miles away"

???????? true look what you could have had lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make very good cocktails. But my jokes are of terrible quality. At least I'm balanced

You also have a nice bum

So maybe just wiggle it about? Thought it was quality you lot were after and not just a peice of meat

Ooh you have bacon too! Win win!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Welcome back lovely x

Thanks gorgeous

Awww yay, welcome back Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I purvey dodgy snake oil that tastes of Skittles "

I like the green ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are many quality men on Fab and I am sure they will make themselves known.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make nice bread to go with your cheese. I can also help with your crossword and am not too bad on a quiz team. X"

Helloo

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Well I'm a quality cup of tea maker if that helps and I can name all the raindeers at Christmas parties or quizzes so you could say that's my party trick, is that what you mean?

Prove it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

I will pick you up at 8...wear a mask "

Will be ready and waiting, with mask firmly in place

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By *iptopcoolMan over a year ago

mid

I’ve got an ok sized cock, not exactly brilliant in bed but I make a nice cuppa and I’ve got custard creams xx

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

Hello. Am I a quality man of upstanding morals? No. Am I funny charming and able to sweep you off your feet? Also no. I’ve no real idea what I’d bring to this party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can make pancakes

Oh? What do you put on them??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are many quality men on Fab and I am sure they will make themselves known."

You can make yourself known to my vagina

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Quality will always guarantee a form of connection.

Well unless someone begs to differ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I purvey dodgy snake oil that tastes of Skittles

I like the green ones "

Struth green snake oil

Very dodgy

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****"

That’s not very nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning!!! Part time butler in the buff here... Not the best party trick but it's an option..

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Finally, a list of demands which I may be able to meet.... But typically you live about 300 miles away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make very good cocktails. But my jokes are of terrible quality. At least I'm balanced

You also have a nice bum

So maybe just wiggle it about? Thought it was quality you lot were after and not just a peice of meat

Ooh you have bacon too! Win win!"

It's the bacon sarnies that's won it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quality will always guarantee a form of connection.

Well unless someone begs to differ "

We talking Quality Streets here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello. Am I a quality man of upstanding morals? No. Am I funny charming and able to sweep you off your feet? Also no. I’ve no real idea what I’d bring to this party"

Yes, and yes. Funny?? Hm questionable. But your a good egg who makes nice cake so yup, get on the bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****

That’s not very nice

It was a reflexive comment

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

"I make nice bread to go with your cheese. I can also help with your crossword and am not too bad on a quiz team. X

Helloo

Hello back. X

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

London

I can dance, I can sing and I make the most awesome bacon sandwich......what more could any hot blooded woman want than a signing dancing sandwich munching gent

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Quality will always guarantee a form of connection.

Well unless someone begs to differ

We talking Quality Streets here?

Of course

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"Hello. Am I a quality man of upstanding morals? No. Am I funny charming and able to sweep you off your feet? Also no. I’ve no real idea what I’d bring to this party

Yes, and yes. Funny?? Hm questionable. But your a good egg who makes nice cake so yup, get on the bus

*jumps on cakes in hand*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****

That’s not very nice

He’s thinks he’s a twat but he isn’t...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quality will always guarantee a form of connection.

Well unless someone begs to differ

We talking Quality Streets here?

Of course

Come here then

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Quality will always guarantee a form of connection.

Well unless someone begs to differ

We talking Quality Streets here?

Of course

Come here then

I'm keeping the green triangles though

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Bunch of perves.

I feel like I'm in a cattle market lol

I have nothing to offer these fine ladies, apart from:

My mind which is slightly warped, By years of self abuse.

My body, which has been donated to medical science but they sent it back with the message "Return to sender."

And soul. I prefer plaice....yours or mine.

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By *nerealman100Man over a year ago

Manchester

I can come with chocolate cake with spray cream optional if that is of interest?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****

That’s not very nice

He’s thinks he’s a twat but he isn’t...

He definitely isnt a twat. Hey Doc

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By *eturningMalarkyMan over a year ago

hinckley

Im a secret enigma but happy to be interrogated . Single 6ft 18st ex rugby playing powerlifter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****

That’s not very nice

He’s thinks he’s a twat but he isn’t...

You lot are so easily fooled.

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I'm a nice older gentleman and I'm unable to do any party tricks anymore my body won't allow it

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Hmm, Party tricks huh?

Well I come with two heads, extra limbs, boobies & a vagine for you to play with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im a secret enigma but happy to be interrogated . Single 6ft 18st ex rugby playing powerlifter "

Do you think you could lift my fat ass

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I can make a great Victoria sponge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Refined,respectful male open to all you delightful ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****

That’s not very nice

He’s thinks he’s a twat but he isn’t...

He definitely isnt a twat. Hey Doc

Oh I give in. No matter how many times I tell you all I’m a twat you don’t believe me. I guess that’s because I’m a mythomaniac too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will sit here, eating my toast and waiting for the men

Budge up, I have coffee and we could be waiting a while.

Welcome back lovely x

Thanks gorgeous

Awww yay, welcome back Sparkles

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm, Party tricks huh?

Well I come with two heads, extra limbs, boobies & a vagine for you to play with

Haha! Love this one!

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By *nerealman100Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Well I'm a quality cup of tea maker if that helps and I can name all the raindeers at Christmas parties or quizzes so you could say that's my party trick, is that what you mean?

Prove it!"

Tell me where and when I can put the kettle on and il bring the chocolate cake with me as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****

That’s not very nice

He’s thinks he’s a twat but he isn’t...

He definitely isnt a twat. Hey Doc

Oh I give in. No matter how many times I tell you all I’m a twat you don’t believe me. I guess that’s because I’m a mythomaniac too."

Maybe just listen to the pretty ladies Doc. Want some cheese?

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By *ustgo4it2000Man over a year ago

sittingbourne

Toast coffee and cake here anytime sparkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I guess it depends what qualities you are looking for.

I’m adaptable, can fix almost anything and a good cook.

As for my Party trick well, I have a couple, you’ll have to take me to the party to find out...

**** TWAT Alert *****

That’s not very nice

He’s thinks he’s a twat but he isn’t...

He definitely isnt a twat. Hey Doc

Oh I give in. No matter how many times I tell you all I’m a twat you don’t believe me. I guess that’s because I’m a mythomaniac too.

Maybe just listen to the pretty ladies Doc. Want some cheese?

I’m cheesy enough thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, my grammar is good

My spelling is too

I can hold an intelligent conversation

I have manners such as opening doors, pulling chairs out to sit on & walking road side on a footpath ...

I am honest & sensitive & compliment with both

I’m discreet & mature

And I love to dominate & make the female orgasm(s) the most important part of sex

I love soft kisses & biting lips

And also bushy tail butt plug sex

I don’t want a relationship that includes family, finances, stress and arguments

Oh and I make a lovely morning brew

What am I missing..... well since returning to Fab after a break ... and thanks to covid ... Verifications!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give him a Reddi break. ^

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Oh just thought of a party trick I can still do......... Sit in a corner and go to sleep

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By *ninja000Man over a year ago

Manchester

Need to slow down on the cheeses and deserts folks... I'm all for over indulging on the good stuff, but I will make you the greatest Sunday Dinner ever.

Fluffy, crisp and flavoursome.

I do love a lazy Sunday... Cooking, cuddles TV and wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Male-straight straight

50years old

14Stone, average build (wtf that means?)

6' tall, anatomically complete, some small signs of use/scarring. Cosmetic only.

Full head of hair, cut short. All teeth still present.

Never smoked, social drinker.

Quiet personality until you get to know him, then watch out.

Weird sense of humour, leaning towards the cynical.

Passionate and sensual, closet romantic.

Fully domesticated and hygenic.

Prior parenting experience.

Good range of flexible social skills, as required.

Wide range of diy skills, survival skills and competent with most forms of transport.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a nice cup of tea. I'm going to make some now. Would you like one?

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Thought I'd wait for the rush of initial replies to pass and the dust to settle lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we have a thread with ladies selling theirselves to the men following this.. equality and all that

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Define the word quality?

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"Can we have a thread with ladies selling theirselves to the men following this.. equality and all that

You could start one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can cook bake give you a good fuck leave you tired on your ass and bring you a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have a thread with ladies selling theirselves to the men following this.. equality and all that

That would definitely end up with about 9 billion replies from the blokes!

I unfortunately lack any party tricks. Just find myself being more blunt and stuck in my ways the older I get.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Can we have a thread with ladies selling theirselves to the men following this.. equality and all that

Well seeing as it's all about equality, what about one where the wonderful women of fab sell themselves to us TV/TS types

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing like a bit of self advertising.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing like a bit of self advertising. "

I’m sure I have a quality that someone will want lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we have a thread with ladies selling theirselves to the men following this.. equality and all that

Sure

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Well, I can cook to a certain extent (chili con carne is a particular speciality, though

), clean, iron, scrub up fairly well and can hold my own in polite society. I also offer superb neck and shoulder massages, or anywhere else you want massaging

What happens after that can develop spontaneously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know that im a quality guy because my mum told me I'm one.....

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By * Plus ECouple over a year ago

The South

Can I pimp M out?

I can't use him for much at the moment, someone else may as well get some mileage out of him.

He is quality. But I am biased.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm just here for the food

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

London

"Can we have a thread with ladies selling theirselves to the men following this.. equality and all that

Sure

Nooooooo....this is our time, it’s out time right here.

I jest of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know that im a quality guy because my mum told me I'm one....."

Well then. Walk this way.. we have cheese

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I'm just here for the food

Got any more curlywurly's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we have a thread with ladies selling theirselves to the men following this.. equality and all that

Sure

Nooooooo....this is our time, it’s out time right here.

I jest of course

You are appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have chocolate and wine... hell it's a start

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By *nerealman100Man over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm just here for the food

I have chocolate cake if you want a slice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have chocolate and wine... hell it's a start"

A very good start.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'm just here for the food

Got any more curlywurly's?

Several

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By *neoclockgunMan over a year ago

London

I’m a really good cook and I can lick pussy all day. Except when I stop to make lunch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just here for the food

Got any more curlywurly's?

Several

We must have got the same selection boxes from Santa. Looks like we’ve both been good this year.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I'm just here for the food

Got any more curlywurly's?

Several

Make sure you save me one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm just here for the food

Got any more curlywurly's?

Several

Make sure you save me one

God haven’t had a curly wurly in years..

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By *ollbiMan over a year ago

newcastle

I,d like to say a word for the menfolk.our place on fab is precarious and thorney.most are upstanding and erect,and we value your respect.ah but dont forget us guys are always horny

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