If you need to dispose of the body then it is never too early just make sure you cut up a few trees so nobody is suspicious. I am a professional hitman btw.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're my upstairs neighbour aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No Go for it. I usually start at 5 am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never to early to here the rasp of a chainsaw

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't worry about it I'm sure your victims screams will drown out the noise of the chainsaw.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

It's only ok if playing Doom.

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

"Not if you’re wearing ear defenders

I was indeed

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw?

In your bathroom yes.

Outside no!!

Luckily I was outside

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw?

Do they know you’re coming for them ?

They did once I started the saw

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

"If the dead have risen, it's never too early to start a chainsaw.

Just ensure that you have multiple containers of fuel and keep the chain oiled."

I always have plenty of fuel and keep things well oiled

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

"If you need to dispose of the body then it is never too early just make sure you cut up a few trees so nobody is suspicious. I am a professional hitman btw."

Hmmmm the voice of experience eh

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

"You're my upstairs neighbour aren't you

I wish

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw? "

Is there a connection to the thread about shaving balls? With a chainsaw you might need to use a good moisturiser afterwards.

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By *othicslaveCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

Good wake up call I normally start at 7ish part from Sunday start about 8 and that just cos wife cooks a full fry up

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