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"What is the best thing to use to my balls with I was thinking of using a hair trimmer been using a beard trimmer on mine for years, closer trim than a head trimmer"
Ok good advice I will use a beard trimmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DO NOT USE TRIMMERS!!!!
Use a fresh razor!
Why not use trimmers"
Trimmers blades move side to side and overlap each other and therefore have a higher chance to nip the skin. |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
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Clippers you'd use on your head are likely too aggressive for sensitive areas and you'd not want to catch any skin in those blades.
Get a specialised body hair clipper to remove the bulk then a razor you trust and is comfortable in your hand. Tried Harry's, but straight back to my trusty Gillette. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clippers you'd use on your head are likely too aggressive for sensitive areas and you'd not want to catch any skin in those blades.
Get a specialised body hair clipper to remove the bulk then a razor you trust and is comfortable in your hand. Tried Harry's, but straight back to my trusty Gillette. "
Cut my cock with a head trimmer once when i started shaving there. It was like a scene out of CSI crime scene the amount of blood that was over the place. Cut your cock and ut bleeds like your fingers. Now use a very fine bladed trimmer. Do not use head trimmers ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s a lot easier when your balls are shrivelled up, amount of times Iv cut mine using a hair trimmer  catch abit of skin in it and it’s instantly regretted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DO NOT USE TRIMMERS!!!!
Use a fresh razor!
Why not use trimmers
Trimmers blades move side to side and overlap each other and therefore have a higher chance to nip the skin."
i cut my balls once doing this lol  |
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By *ilfbonaMan
over a year ago
birmingham |
Just read this review on Amazon! 
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-
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"DO NOT USE TRIMMERS!!!!
Use a fresh razor!
Why not use trimmers
Trimmers blades move side to side and overlap each other and therefore have a higher chance to nip the skin. i cut my balls once doing this lol
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Trimmers/shavers are designed for fairly smooth skin. Not crinkly ball sacks!
It'll end in tears... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the best thing to use to my balls with I was thinking of using a hair trimmer"
I've shared my opinion more than once on this topic, Womens sensitive Veet, no blades near the little lads, twice as smooth and half the risk! I go for around 7-8 minutes personally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just use a standard razor.. like Wilkinson sword or something.. never a trimmer as you can catch the skin.
Been shaving now for year and years and never a cut  |
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Best solution for me has been a general purpose trimmer but with the appropriate guard. Cannot stress enough how the right guard helps. Once forgot to switch the beard guard out for the body guard and predictably the much finer cut of the former led to a sharp nick. Not pleasant. I will add that the use of a trimmer with a body guard doesn't lead to a perfectly smooth undercarriage of course but I've found it gets satisfactorily short all round without any real risk of painful cuts. YMMV |
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"What is the best thing to use to my balls with I was thinking of using a hair trimmer been using a beard trimmer on mine for years, closer trim than a head trimmer"
Snap, i don't trust myself with the razor on my nuts |
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Do the ladies that do the waxing in the salon do your bumhole too. So faffed with shaving all the time, I would be so wary of shaving a ball sack if I had one though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the best thing to use to my balls with I was thinking of using a hair trimmer been using a beard trimmer on mine for years, closer trim than a head trimmer"
Same, works a treat with a close guard
PERFECTION!!!! |
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"Do the ladies that do the waxing in the salon do your bumhole too. So faffed with shaving all the time, I would be so wary of shaving a ball sack if I had one though "
Yes I get all done down there.. ps it's a guy that waxes me x
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"Just read this review on Amazon!
Veet!
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ROTFLMFAO! Thank you Milfbona for posting and saving me the search.
Seriously, sandpaper, lighters, blow torches ..... is this hair removal or serious BDSM!
If starting with a bush, carefully trim a little. A standard razor, wet shave after that. Best in the shower or bath.
Top tip, have someone stimulate you, as a solid cock is easier to shave.
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"Do the ladies that do the waxing in the salon do your bumhole too. So faffed with shaving all the time, I would be so wary of shaving a ball sack if I had one though
Yes I get all done down there.. ps it's a guy that waxes me x
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Oh good |
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By *rMrs84Couple
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Agreed with those suggesting hair removal cream.
Try it a couple of times before you plan to meet anyone as if you leave it on a bit long you can end up with a bit of a rash which looks unbecoming but I love how smooth it leaves me. |
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"Dab said testicals with white spirit , then with a lighter flick flame over them , in no time at all you’ll be smooth "
If you use sambuca instead of white spirit, it will leave you nice tasting ready for attention from the ladies... |
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I’ve been thinking about this for the last few weeks, I did use body trimmer but made my balls bleed.
There’s a new shaver in the market specifically designed for shaving balls, haven’t tried it yet but think of buying one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a side note I’m going for my first Brazilian wax tomorrow, is there any post waxing skin care that anyone recommends? "
Dont put any creams etc on prior to a wax ...it can affect the wax.
After wax yes...a nice aloe vera moisturiser is good .
I can help I'd you want ...I have a application certificate  honest..or at least I'll get one prior yes just for you  |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
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"On a side note I’m going for my first Brazilian wax tomorrow, is there any post waxing skin care that anyone recommends? "
Exfoliate the night before and apparently no sex for a week before! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a side note I’m going for my first Brazilian wax tomorrow, is there any post waxing skin care that anyone recommends?
Dont put any creams etc on prior to a wax ...it can affect the wax.
After wax yes...a nice aloe vera moisturiser is good .
I can help I'd you want ...I have a application certificate honest..or at least I'll get one prior yes just for you "
As long as you wear a face mask |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a side note I’m going for my first Brazilian wax tomorrow, is there any post waxing skin care that anyone recommends?
Exfoliate the night before and apparently no sex for a week before! "
Thanks, no issue with any of the pre care, what’s sex??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dab said testicals with white spirit , then with a lighter flick flame over them , in no time at all you’ll be smooth "
is that rite lol sounds like a trip to a+e lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read this review on Amazon!
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-
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brilliant |
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"Do the ladies that do the waxing in the salon do your bumhole too. So faffed with shaving all the time, I would be so wary of shaving a ball sack if I had one though "
The ball sack takes some careful handling ofna razor which must be sharp.
I have thought about waxing just not found anywhere local to get it done.
I believe a sack back and crack covers the bumhole.  |
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"Just read this review on Amazon!
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-
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omg nearly wet myself laughing |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
"What is the best thing to use to my balls with I was thinking of using a hair trimmer
I recommend waxing. It's painful but it feels great after.
Can I do that myself"
No...its not as easy as it sounds. There's a technique involved unless of course u enjoy that kind of pain n stimulation. See a wax therapist trained in 'intimate waxing'. Its mildly uncomfortable if the therapist has the appropriate training/certificate; not all waxing therapists are trained in intimate waxing and some use their basic waxing skills to do intimate which just doesn't work.
Other than than razor, hot bath and 'hair conditioner' are excellent in cheap ways to shave.
Short/light strokes, keep blade clean and pull yr sac tight as u can when u shave. Applying the blade lightly will allow u to also shave the hair in the opp direction if the blade doesn't cut it first time. Hair can grow differently on people and can grow in diff directions. Light pressure will allow u to go over the area again without causing too much irritation. And lastly, moisturise after bath/shower. It will keep skin soft n allow the skin to heal if its become aggravated from shaving. Aftercare is equally as important as shaving. Simple! |
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If it's been a while and it's properly grown out, I use my beard trimmer but NOT CLOSESLY! NO WHERE NEAR THE SKIN! The skin's too saggy for that.
I will have missed bits. Scissors to take care of those clumps.
If I've been keeping up, then- yes, really- I will lightly use my 5 blade (currently Harry's) to start trimming away, while the scrotum is still dry and with no product. Not a close shave for these reasons, but this will get rid of the bulk.
Then shower or bath- and you get the jellyfish effect. That's why I start off with them dry.
Gently squeeze a section between thumb * forefinger and then shave as if it were the face. Antibacterial soap applied with a shaving brush is best, but shaving foam will work.
I will miss spots, and this won't be noticeable until I'm dried off- the hair isn't course enough and will lie flat. Typically I'll just deal with this the next day unless I need it dealt with immediately!
After product- surgical spirit aka rubbing alcohol. Yes it stings, yes it burns. Some of you might like that. But-critically- it is incredibly efficient at avoiding razor burn and once it evaporates leaves no odour or taste.
That's my method, anyhoo. |
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