Xmas jokes

By *ovestruck69 OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

What's ur best xmas joke?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is Santa’s sack so big.

He only comes once a year

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Why couldn't Mary and Joseph get to Bethlehem this year ?

All Virgin flights were cancelled

By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

The punchline is sandy claws... You can guess the rest

By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

What's red and smells of urine?

Santa's lap.

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"The punchline is sandy claws... You can guess the rest "

Is it what do you call a crab ?

By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"The punchline is sandy claws... You can guess the rest

Is it what do you call a crab ?"

What do you call a cat in the desert...

By *ovestruck69 OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

Nice ones guys keep going

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Why was production down in Santa's workshop this year ?

Lots of the elves had to elf isolate