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Status swap.. Who is game??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour 
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy 
May the force be with you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun "
Me +you so far haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun
Me +you so far haha"
To be fair, I don't think I can get naughtier than your current status anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun
Me +you so far haha
To be fair, I don't think I can get naughtier than your current status anyway "
What if i gave it yo you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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Im in.....how do we get matched up OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds fun, I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun
Me +you so far haha
To be fair, I don't think I can get naughtier than your current status anyway
What if i gave it yo you "
Ahhh bollocks I knew this would backfire  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im in.....how do we get matched up OP?"
Its not going to be very scientific  |
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you "
Fun I'm in |
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someone send me one in a message and i MAY display it for an hour ... as long as it is legal and not offensive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I’m defo in for this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I'm definitely in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
OP match me up last time mine was a gremlin magnet x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow.
I'm. Bored. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow.
I'm. Bored. "
You will
Run |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t message mine...filters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow.
I'm. Bored.
You will
Run "
Oh fuck.... If I get matched with you I bet you'll really made me wish I'd ran. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In   |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow.
I'm. Bored.
You will
Run
Oh fuck.... If I get matched with you I bet you'll really made me wish I'd ran. "
Lol we are a match made in heaven x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh bugger haha... Filters people! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Oh bugger haha... Filters people!"
Match me xx |
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Ok, still in, this time with no filter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're in |
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Yes please, if not with yourself OP I spy a lady in B&W I lust here.. Would like to be able to participate in such a fabulous fucking idea. In, xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh bugger haha... Filters people!"
Oops sorry!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay mine is changed |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Okay mine is changed "
it isn't
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Added mine now |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Still waiting for my match |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jesus christ my inbox is crawling lol.. I'm working down the list xxx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Jesus christ my inbox is crawling lol.. I'm working down the list xxx"
You match them here x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay mine is changed it isn't "
Where do I change it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is up. |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
where the world takes me |
this sounds like fun count me in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Okay mine is changed it isn't
Where do I change it?"
Go to status and change it x |
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you "
this could be hilarious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay mine is changed it isn't
Where do I change it?
Go to status and change it x"
Changed it x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
I'm with holte121 hes off line x |
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Ha ha mines done this is fun! X |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Go on I'm in"
Match me with him Op x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in match me up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounding desperate now. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Sounding desperate now. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines been updated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I’m in lube me up lol"
Oh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. "
Omg gasping |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mines been updated "
omg |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. "
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Any chance of being matched with a brave lady? My update is likely to lead to some particularly inappropriate responses. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Mines been updated "
Ha |
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Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x |
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Mines changed... no effect on my inbox |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x"
Xx |
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"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x"
Lol... I thought you would! |
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"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x
Lol... I thought you would!"
x |
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"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. "
That’s genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is hilarious, I’m laughing at all the status updates in the thread now ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Updated ours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Updated ours "
Nice! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious, I’m laughing at all the status updates in the thread now ??"
Omg |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Me and fun times thanks
OP done wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is the hour up yet?!?! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Is the hour up yet?!?!"
No |
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"This is hilarious, I’m laughing at all the status updates in the thread now ??"
It is I am to some funny ones up! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the hour up yet?!?!"
No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the hour up yet?!?!
No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest "
Please wink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha LMAO!! Good effort! |
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"Is the hour up yet?!?!
No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest "
I was about to reply to yours!...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the hour up yet?!?!
No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest
I was about to reply to yours!... "
You'd be the fourth in the queue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you
Fun I'm in"
Omg haha |
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"Haha LMAO!! Good effort! "
Loving yours Midnight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well done midnight, one of the best threads on here in a long time, having a good old laugh at the status people are coming up with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Filters lifted and done! "
Love it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Filters lifted and done! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well done midnight, one of the best threads on here in a long time, having a good old laugh at the status people are coming up with"
Peeing myself when i read yours |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
And now the gremlins are messaging me |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Reading some of these, they're hilarious . And, no, not in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny this haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in xxx |
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"Is the hour up yet?!?!
No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest
Please wink "
My work here is done.....you're welcome |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Funny this haha"
Who did yours? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reading some of these, they're hilarious . And, no, not in "
If you comment you gotta be in!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All done lol"
Oh my god |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All done lol
Oh my god "
I'm so sorry haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny this haha
Who did yours?"
Sir olovingman
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And now the gremlins are messaging me"
Oh dear lord haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think everyone has a match xx |
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"And now the gremlins are messaging me
Oh dear lord haha "
Me too....your fault!!!  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Jamesoflondon to late x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No gremlins or anyone messaging me |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Jamesoflondon to late x"
Jingle not jingle
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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10 more mins and mine runs out |
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We’re in, be gentle we’re very very shy |
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"I think everyone has a match xx"
I don't think we have a match yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time for round 2? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading some of these, they're hilarious . And, no, not in "
Updated your status yet |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
I'm taking mine down soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking mine down soon "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’re in lol. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking mine down soon
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And me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you "
Maybe you should run this daily and have a set hour for it. Matches done at more ease and more time to come up with a funny status. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think everyone has a match xx
I don't think we have a match yet. "
Oops sorry.. Sent xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"10 more mins and mine runs out"
We'll see about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any chance of being matched with a brave lady? My update is likely to lead to some particularly inappropriate responses. "
So your status update should read:
Partner caught his bellend on a mouse trap
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh bugger. One of my friends just messaged to ask if I'd been fraped on fab. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you
Maybe you should run this daily and have a set hour for it. Matches done at more ease and more time to come up with a funny status. "
. I've got a job outside of xmas you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh bugger. One of my friends just messaged to ask if I'd been fraped on fab. "
I hope you replied “definitely not, it’s my new wish list” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh bugger. One of my friends just messaged to ask if I'd been fraped on fab. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am IN! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the hour up yet?!?!
No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest
Please wink
My work here is done.....you're welcome "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok... So as your hour starts to expire post if you'd like another match |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am IN! "
Oh if only we'd been matched I would have enjoyed that! |
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"Any chance of being matched with a brave lady? My update is likely to lead to some particularly inappropriate responses.
So your status update should read:
Partner caught his bellend on a mouse trap
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Done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok... So as your hour starts to expire post if you'd like another match "
YES PLEASE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need a new match please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Filters people!
I'm frowning at you nympho |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
I'll take another match |
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"Filters people!
I'm frowning at you nympho "
Ill turn them off for this. Give me one minute and check again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for another round/match |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Filters people!
I'm frowning at you nympho
Ill turn them off for this. Give me one minute and check again"
Mwah x
Done it xx |
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New match please....someone brutal if you may Midnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mrs just here, I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am IN! "
Angel sweet pea, filters xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you pair me with someone with big tits please |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines running out, I’m in again for another hour of fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you pair me with someone with big tits please "
We're a bit lacking in big tits at the moment |
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OK my new one is up and im still alive....she hasn't killed me wooohooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is changed.wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done. Sorry jack!  "
No you’re not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am IN!
Oh if only we'd been matched I would have enjoyed that! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Done. Sorry jack!
No you’re not "
Omg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to. |
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Back in |
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Sent one to my match |
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"Fml "
My my you can never tell inner desires |
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"OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to. "
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"OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to. "
I've just been asked to explain how my accident happened. I'm not sure whether to be honest or make something up. Luke |
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