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By *oupleforxtrafun OP   Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's always been like that. It's a sex site.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep, I find them pretty cringe tbh. Idk why any guy thinks they would work, and I'll immediately drop my knickers for them..

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By *oupleforxtrafun OP   Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"It's always been like that. It's a sex site. "
is it really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!"

I usually get "I'd run away so fast..."

Count yourself lucky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sigh, i wish somebody would

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By *smith197505Man  over a year ago

Bournemouth

It’s not the best chatup line I’ve ever heard but at this moment in time I’d be willing to drop my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sigh, i wish somebody would"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sigh, i wish somebody would"

Me too.

I keep getting asked if I'm on the pill instead. Fuck knows why.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Either it works at least some of the time or they just enjoy smacking their heads against a brick wall.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sigh, i wish somebody would"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sigh, i wish somebody would

Me too.

I keep getting asked if I'm on the pill instead. Fuck knows why. "

So checking to seethey can bb fuck you i think. On the pill=no daddy maintenance for them to pay.

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!"

...that's like six whole words, spelled correctly, in one coherent sentence.

Stealing for my copy/paste Tuesdays.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's nothing new, but has it ever worked for anyone? I've never met anyone who's messaged me with it as an opener.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!

...that's like six whole words, spelled correctly, in one coherent sentence.

Stealing for my copy/paste Tuesdays. "

That made me snort. Coherent and spelled correctly. It's a Christmas miracle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!"

*Swoon*

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!"

For 17 seconds after 8 seconds of foreplay....who could resist

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Sigh, i wish somebody would"

I don't mind messages like that, it's clear and gets to the point quickly. I rarely, if ever, do get fucked hard after a message like that but it's better than the wuu2 standard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!"

Errrmmm yes. Mostly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So basically what I'm reading is us females wanna be fucked hard...

So where are all you hard fuckers

Come fuck us

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"So basically what I'm reading is us females wanna be fucked hard...

So where are all you hard fuckers

Come fuck us "

Well when you demand it so nicely.....ply me with donuts first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So basically what I'm reading is us females wanna be fucked hard...

So where are all you hard fuckers

Come fuck us

Well when you demand it so nicely.....ply me with donuts first "

Donuts are for after

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"So basically what I'm reading is us females wanna be fucked hard...

So where are all you hard fuckers

Come fuck us

Well when you demand it so nicely.....ply me with donuts first

Donuts are for after "

Thats so unfair, I was going to use one for a cockring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So basically what I'm reading is us females wanna be fucked hard...

So where are all you hard fuckers

Come fuck us "

It would be interesting if you actually replied with that to men, how many would actually follow through.

I reckon for about 90%, they know it won't get them anywhere and it's all false bravado

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I don't fuck anyone too hard...just saying

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By *oubletroubleCouple  over a year ago

South West

What are these message things people talk about ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!

For 17 seconds after 8 seconds of foreplay....who could resist "

I'd fuck you hard, and when I was done I'd fuck you again. Two pump chump here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So basically what I'm reading is us females wanna be fucked hard...

So where are all you hard fuckers

Come fuck us

It would be interesting if you actually replied with that to men, how many would actually follow through.

I reckon for about 90%, they know it won't get them anywhere and it's all false bravado"

Story of our lives

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By *hysoseriouslyMan  over a year ago

Kent

Is it always that way?

Does anyone get an “I will fuck you so gently” message?

Or maybe an honest one of “I will fuck with your mind via your libido and then ghost you and ignore the very concept of your being... are you around Tuesday?”

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!

For 17 seconds after 8 seconds of foreplay....who could resist

I'd fuck you hard, and when I was done I'd fuck you again. Two pump chump here "

You could try, I'm bigger than you and nobody's two pump pocket.

Think yourself lucky you're not my type as I'd fuck you so hard your limbs would fall off

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

But, but, but.... Wheres the romance? Wheres the wining and dining? Wheres the suave conversation and witty one liners? Where’s the gifts, the flowers, the chocolates, the perfume? Wheres the asking what she wants?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But, but, but.... Wheres the romance? Wheres the wining and dining? Wheres the suave conversation and witty one liners? Where’s the gifts, the flowers, the chocolates, the perfume? Wheres the asking what she wants?"

Wrong site...

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon


"Sigh, i wish somebody would

Me too.

I keep getting asked if I'm on the pill instead. Fuck knows why. "

That's my fb, and it's because he wants to get EVERY woman pregnant!!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!

For 17 seconds after 8 seconds of foreplay....who could resist

I'd fuck you hard, and when I was done I'd fuck you again. Two pump chump here

You could try, I'm bigger than you and nobody's two pump pocket.

Think yourself lucky you're not my type as I'd fuck you so hard your limbs would fall off

"

Yeah, that wouldn't be my thing. I like to be able to cuddle after

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!

For 17 seconds after 8 seconds of foreplay....who could resist "

Aww come on, I could make it last for at least the 2 1/2 minutes of an add break

S

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I would fuck you so hard messages is that the standards on this site nowadays !!!"

Yes, sadly it is the standard for many. That's actually quite talkative and erudite compared with some messages we get.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it always that way?

Does anyone get an “I will fuck you so gently” message?

Or maybe an honest one of “I will fuck with your mind via your libido and then ghost you and ignore the very concept of your being... are you around Tuesday?” "

That sounds more like it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Amazing how many disappear if you say ‘yes sure, when you free for a social?’

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