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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Andy Dufresne is found innocent and cleared of all charges.

The architect of the Death Star spots the significant flaw in the design and rectifies with the help of an engineer.

The major agrees with Martin Brady to close all the beaches and immediately calls in the US navy.

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By *ilkChocManMan over a year ago

Sanderstead

Doc packs extra plutonium before being shot.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fatal Attraction

She becomes a lesbian and runs off with his wife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some fucker as nicked elliott's bike and left a skateboard

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Malcolm realises he's dead as soon as Cole tells him his secret.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It was all a dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose sleeps in and misses the boat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a zombie or vampire bites you you just die.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone says 'hmm where's Kevin?' before they leave the country.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Kevin McCallisters neighbours notice he’s been left home alone and immediately call the police.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grandpa Joe gets out of bed and just collapses because he hasn't used his legs in 20 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr Bond - I expect you to die"

*bang*

*slump*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rose sleeps in and misses the boat. "

Or budges her ass over so Jack can get on.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That guy from misery does not have a car crash saving him from all that torture

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Thor's hammer doesn't come back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Llewelyn Moss takes all the money out the bag and finds the tracker and throws it away.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Super man cant fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Voldemort: Oh no, my killing spell didn't work

*Yeets baby out the window*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spiderman web can only be fired from his penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was all a dream "

Inception definitely would've made more sense that way

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

After detailed risk assessments and systems checks, John Hammond only resurrects herbivorous species.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Spiderman web can only be fired from his penis."

Cockweb

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After detailed risk assessments and systems checks, John Hammond only resurrects herbivorous species. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

E.T

Was

Human

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The family remember to take Kevin with them and the house got robbed and flooded but the Wet Bandits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hang on - that saxophonist and double bass player are definitely men"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ennis and Jack are both bottoms.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

The transmission from Princess Leia is lost in the cloud..

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By *amantha TSWoman over a year ago

Swindon

Maverick flies through jetwash and recovers - Goose doesn't die

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Next year we'll be millionaires ... Barry trotter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Debbie went to Bolton not Dallas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"E.T

Was

Human "

That’s not a minor plot change, that’s completely redoing the script!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"E.T

Was

Human

That’s not a minor plot change, that’s completely redoing the script!

Oh well.

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By *ale4MaleMassageMan over a year ago

Kingston upon hull

The titanic sails the Mediterranean only... In the summer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harry was a painter, not a potter

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

Nemo’s dad let’s him bunk off school and stay home for the day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"E.T

Was

Human

That’s not a minor plot change, that’s completely redoing the script!

Oh well."

How about ET didn't go home

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Planet of the ants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ferris Bueller didn't have a day off

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"E.T

Was

Human

That’s not a minor plot change, that’s completely redoing the script!

Oh well.

How about ET didn't go home "

He did to the ducks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gordon Bombay goes back to being a lawyer after his community service of coaching the Ducks

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

Anastasia Steele’s mate did the interview herself

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dracula had no teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are bitten by a vampire, become one, you have 3 bisexual mistresses and someone finds a vaccine in record breaking time

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thelma and louise live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Miranda Hilliard immediately spots the Scottish nanny is her husband in disguise and calls the police.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Miranda Hilliard immediately spots the Scottish nanny is her husband in disguise and calls the police."

Mrs doubtfire

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple over a year ago

Not quite over the hill

Some of these plot changes have improved the film not ruined it......??

Billy Crystal is scripted to do the fake orgasm (d)

Sarah Connor’s contraception implant had 6 months to run the night she slept with Kyle Reese (r)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sandy didn’t join Rydell High School

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Hang on - that saxophonist and double bass player are definitely men" "

Racking my brain thinking of what film this is ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ship didn't sink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maverick flies through jetwash and recovers - Goose doesn't die

Oh thank god. I always cry when he does!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They didn’t need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Julia Roberts is being followed by the police and is charged with solicitation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of these plot changes have improved the film not ruined it......??

Billy Crystal is scripted to do the fake orgasm (d)

Sarah Connor’s contraception implant had 6 months to run the night she slept with Kyle Reese (r)

Sarah Connor was taking birth control

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hang on - that saxophonist and double bass player are definitely men"

Racking my brain thinking of what film this is ?!"

Some liked it.

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple over a year ago

Not quite over the hill

"Maverick flies through jetwash and recovers - Goose doesn't die

Oh thank god. I always cry when he does!

This is the one, the plot is definitely improved!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The drummer just played to the teacher's tempo without rushing or dragging

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cruella De Ville joins PETA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Georgie doesn't want a balloon.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dont put thingy in the corner

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Paddington gets stopped at immigration

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Ferris Bueller is rumbled by his parents when trying to bunk off school.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cruella De Ville joins PETA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snow white doesn't take food from a fucking stranger!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Billy Elliot has two left feet

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

Bruce Wayne is terrified of bats...

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

He's has no aptitude for the Force, this one

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Dr Josef Heiter really benefited from seeing a psychotherapist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hang on - that saxophonist and double bass player are definitely men"

Racking my brain thinking of what film this is ?!"

Some Like It hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Bond turns out to be a homosexual conscientious objector

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"That Mr Grey is a right knobhead!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hannibal sighed as he realised he'd d*unk the last of the chianti and had run out of fava beans.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The Grinch absolutely loved Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peter Parker did not get bitten by a spider

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Private Ryan had gone AWOL and was already at home with his Mum.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Glenn Close said "Nice but not for me" to Michael..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dolly gets put on flexi-time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crocodile Dundee lived in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crocodile Dundee lived in Scotland "

"That's no a chib...THIS is a chib!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiffany's was closed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The 12th juror just went with the overwhelming evidence along with the others.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Crocodile Dundee lived in Scotland "

This wins!... Everyone give up!

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Lassie hears the boy stuck down the well but chases a cat instead of getting help

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The Wolf of Wilco

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Annie...no one wants the annoying ginger kid.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Holly Mcclane manages to get an earlier flight, allowing John to have a nice family christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vin Diesel jumps in his Lads Riva in "Won't Start I'm Furious"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lada Riva

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Private Ryan is in the first place they look and he’s keen to leave and go home.

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Lecter becomes vegan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morpheus finds a cheat code and doesn't need Neo anymore.

Indecent Proposal turns into a cuckold scenario they all enjoy.

Love Actually happens this year and none of them ever met.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

White men find they actually can jump.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone gobbed off about Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anakin Skywalker has a vision that Padmé dies in childbirth, he tells padmé.

Padmé suggests adoption, they go through with it. Anakin never falls to the dark side in an attempt to save Padmé.

Anakin never becomes Darth Vader.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

R5-D4 didn’t have a bad motivator

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By *agan_PairCouple over a year ago

portchester

"R5-D4 didn’t have a bad motivator"

I love this !!! Well played ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Palpatine's plan to create a galactic empire is overturned by the house of lords.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thelma’s husband wasn’t a demanding prick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ana doesn't stand for Christian Grey inappropriate behaviour, outs him #meto and ruines his success and career in one tweet.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Edward Scissorhands had spoons instead

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The mummy was not ancient

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By *rben112Man over a year ago

worcester

Frodo flew to Mordor on the eagle and dropped in the ring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sam wheat didnt die

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Carrie used a Beppy

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Anna told Elsa to stfu when she started singing

A wheel fell off Ben Hur’s chariot & he dies.

There’s only 38 steps & a big drop

Sherlock Holmes played the trombone

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Billy Elliot, got a Shag and gave up dancing ballet

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No one was Sparticus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The butler actually did it.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Forrest was a fricking genius

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Pretty woman, Edward sleeps with Vivian and she gives him the clap.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

The Orca is a sea worthy vessel... and a bigger boat

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Lost in translation. He never meets the girl and grows increasingly bored and uninspired as the film progresses.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Last Tango...uses Benecol

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Love actually, after Mark does the card scene outside Juliet house she has him arrested for harassment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dorothy is a size 5 in a shoe and the ruby slippers are a size 3...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one was Sparticus"

"I'm Spartacus!"

"Yeah he is"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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No one

Flew over the cuckoos nest

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The witches of eastwick

Were

Polar bears

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nine and a half weeks-fridge was empty as the ASDA delivery wasn't due til the following day.

Mickey to make do with some Dairy Lee Triangles past their use by date and some pickle onions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lost in translation. He never meets the girl and grows increasingly bored and uninspired as the film progresses. "

Nothing happens in that film anyway!

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By *otPrinceHarryMan over a year ago

Glasgow

A View To A Kill:

While attempting to escape from the cops, James Bond is repeatedly shot.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Free Willy-the whale gets Stockholm Syndrome

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

The lorry won't start, letting the little car drive off.

Jessie Rockantansky, doesn't get assaulted and killed.

The Delorean explodes at 81 mph.

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By *otPrinceHarryMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Crocodile Dundee lived in Scotland "

You have both won this thread and come up with a brilliant pitch for a reboot.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sharon Stone remembers her knickers

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

No James Bond villain makes a self-aggrandising soliloquy revealing their masterplan ever.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Indiana Jones swaps his bull whip for a featherduster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Han Solo is allergic to Wookies

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

They actually go out in a bigger boat.

Scrooge is actually a decent guy who is attentive to his employees needs.

Maverick isn’t number two and doesn’t go to Top Gun

Woody is left on the shelf as Andy is not into Cowboys or Spacemen.

12 Angry Men are actually in agreement and find him guilty.

Jack Torrance thinks twice about that Hotel job.

And finally Hitler decides not to invade Poland so no World War 2 or films about it

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

Moby Dick didn't like the taste of seamen.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Saw but with emergency fire exits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

John Wick's dog was fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

John Wick's pencil broke.

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By *oober698Man over a year ago

Lincoln

When Bilbo Baggins got ten years for burglery by the end of the first film.

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By * and R cple4Couple over a year ago

swansea

If Billy’s friend hadn’t had knocked over that jar of water onto Gizmo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He took the other pill.

The Matrix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Devil wore Primark

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By *ritladMan over a year ago

Taunton

"Dolly gets put on flexi-time "

There’s an HR person if ever I saw one

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By *ritladMan over a year ago

Taunton

There was an automated speed limiter on the bus and it couldn’t go over 45mph

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michael Myers went to therapy and worked out his issues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There were no rings, they were hula hoops and Bilbo ate them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Apple pie was cold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bourne regained his memory, turned out he was a primary school teacher from Tunbridge Wells.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Enterprise was full of cowards so they didnt boldly go anywhere but Starfleet Academy, in Bolton.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Mission was Possible, in fact it was a doddle and they all had a half day.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Mr Bridger refused to back Charlie Croker and he was forced to use a Hillman Imp, a Morris Minor and an Austin 1300 bought for a tenner for all three from the scrap yard

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Mr Banks decided that rather than pay out for a Nanny his kids didn't need looking after and at their age could earn some money going up chimneys

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By *hysoseriouslyMan over a year ago

Kent

Keanu fails to learn to surf and the dead presidents are still alive today!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oliver Twist's true identity is revealed while he is at the workhouse and inherits his father's fortune straight away which he wastes on booze and drugs before turning to a life of petty crime on the streets of Nottingham and dies a pauper in his early twenties

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

Cinderella went to a reputable shoe shop and got herself some comfy lace ups instead of glass slippers.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Von Ryan actually turns out to be a snitch for the German's and reveals the escape plans in exchange for becoming a cabaret singer by the name of Frank Sinatra

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dorothy never returns home

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Tony Montoya didn't want to lose his dishwashers job.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

He hated the smell of napalm and it turns out Charlie can surf.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Maverick doesn't go to Miramar but ends up flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Short-sighted criminal fails to create a convincing story from nearby visual clues and is immediately arrested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man dies in train crash like everyone else onboard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Emperor’s son is a nice guy and not a scheming shitbag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Young adults drive sensibly and avoid a plethora of street racing-related shenanigans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maverick doesn't go to Miramar but ends up flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong."

Hahahahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turns out it was a normal hot tub.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Anakin remained a Jedi

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By *ockbone1Man over a year ago

Sheffield

"Kevin McCallisters neighbours notice he’s been left home alone and immediately call the police."

The thing that always bothered me about those films, why did no one call CPS

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The Hound of the Baskervilles was a Cockerpoo

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By *hyGuy198138Man over a year ago

redditch

He built it and no one turned up..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liam Neeson's daughter doesnt get taken and she enjoys the U2 tour

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By * Plus ECouple over a year ago

The South

The Sliding Doors didn't close because someone ignored the warning, jumped on the train and got their backpack caught.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Robert Neville creates a vaccine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lt. Archie Hicox orders 3 drinks with his index, middle finger and thumb.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Speed, the bus was late.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Apple pie was cold."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Col. Nathan R Jessep didn’t order the code red

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By *torm in a G cupWoman over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Harry took a bus to New York instead of sharing the driving with Sally.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Pride and Prejudice, Mr Darcy was a right ugly bastard.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Jake and Elwood couldn't get the band back together.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Jamal Malik didn’t know the answer to the million pound question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its colour was peuce pink and it wasn't until late December when they found it.

(Hunt for red october)

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Darth Vader wasn't Lukes father. In fact Luke wasn't Luke. She was Lucrezia.

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