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"I read somewhere that one portion of cheese is the size of your thumb 
I've eaten enough cheese for about 25 people in the last outlet of days 
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Well, if that thumb belongs to the BFG then I'm doing ok  |
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"How much cheese is too much cheese?
Asking for a friend "
This is indeed a serious question.
It is almost instinctual to utter a well work cliche such as One Can Never Have Too Much Cheese........ however, when affording some thought to the matter............. when one feels camembert sliding involuntarily from your arse hole and brie from other orifices , people attempt to spread you on a cracker, mice follow you and you can no longer smell your own fanny, it's time to put the lid back on the bottle....... |
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over a year ago
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"Limit is limburger that cheese can be too much.  "
In the '70's I once travelled back to Manchester from Germany, trapped inside a VW Campervan with a piece of weapons grade Limburger. It was unopened in its original packaging, then placed inside a sealed Tupperware box and lastly put inside a pressure cooker pan with the lid on.
You could still smell it |
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For me there is no such thing. However a friend at uni are so much cheese after a night out that he had a severe allergic reaction and went into a coma for 4 months.
He came out of it unharmed but if he was here I think he would say two 500 g blocks of cheddar is too much |
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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago
Away with the faeries |
"For me there is no such thing. However a friend at uni are so much cheese after a night out that he had a severe allergic reaction and went into a coma for 4 months.
He came out of it unharmed but if he was here I think he would say two 500 g blocks of cheddar is too much "
Cheesus...poor guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For me there is no such thing. However a friend at uni are so much cheese after a night out that he had a severe allergic reaction and went into a coma for 4 months.
He came out of it unharmed but if he was here I think he would say two 500 g blocks of cheddar is too much
Cheesus...poor guy."
He was cheesed off |
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