The person above has ruined Christmas Day whether that be at home, on here etc.
The question is what heinous crime have they committed ?
Keep it lighthearted and the wittiest crime wins a you know what (it rhymes with Hurley Burly)
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"The person above has ruined Christmas Day whether that be at home, on here etc.
The question is what heinous crime have they committed ?
Keep it lighthearted and the wittiest crime wins a you know what (it rhymes with Hurley Burly)
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Stuffed the turkey with wrong sausage, got it stuck and had to be removed by professionals.
The whole neighbourhood know about it too now. |
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Thought he was being funny by sticking his cock inside a cracker, unfortunately great Auntie Eileen's cataracts are bad and she pulled it by mistake, the shock killed her. |
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"Thought he was being funny by sticking his cock inside a cracker, unfortunately great Auntie Eileen's cataracts are bad and she pulled it by mistake, the shock killed her."
Kissing Nan with tongue was a wee bit to much |
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"Thought he was being funny by sticking his cock inside a cracker, unfortunately great Auntie Eileen's cataracts are bad and she pulled it by mistake, the shock killed her.
Kissing Nan with tongue was a wee bit to much "
He set his (delicious) chest hair alight, when flambé-ing the Christmas pud  |
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"Thought he was being funny by sticking his cock inside a cracker, unfortunately great Auntie Eileen's cataracts are bad and she pulled it by mistake, the shock killed her.
Kissing Nan with tongue was a wee bit to much
He set his (delicious) chest hair alight, when flambé-ing the Christmas pud "
Attached a pair of baubles to her nipples and made everyone guess what she was during a game of charades.
Xmas tree was the answer |
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Came down the chimney.
Unfortunately, his watch was running 15 hours slow.
So there we all were, watching the Queen's Speech, when he emptied his sack down our flue.
Spent the rest of the day cleaning the carpet and administering smelling salts to Auntie Maude.
Thank god we got water wings as gifts from Uncle Harry, otherwise things would have gone quite Titanic. |
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"Just wouldn't stop talking and whinging at the table about having that experience...he's still doing it here."
Not only has he ruined Xmas day he's now ruined Boxing Day by breaking the tv in temper when a energetic game of wii tennis had him lose to his 93yo gran |
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"Asked me if I wanted a bit of gobble gobble but really ment a bit of turkey.Christmas Day ruined"
Ended up being too red and outshone the cranberry sauce. |
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"Asked me if I wanted a bit of gobble gobble but really ment a bit of turkey.Christmas Day ruined
Ended up being too red and outshone the cranberry sauce. "
Asked my husband if he fancied a quick one - ended up getting bummed behind the pub! |
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