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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Did anyone get the fortune telling fish?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Guess who forgot to buy crackers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snow women?

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By *aughtybutnice97Man over a year ago

leicester

"How do you know the difference between snowmen and snow women?"

Snowballs!!

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

"Did anyone get the fortune telling fish?

No but found out Michael Fish had a daughter called Courtney

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

What's an airline pilot's favourite flavour of crisps?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

What do you call a cat in a desert?....

Sandy Claws

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I was given two crackers out of a box of musical crackers .. we've got two different toned whistles

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I got a leaping frog x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

What does a angry kangaroo do? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats a snowmans favourite lager?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our ladies made our crackers, so the prizes were all sex toys. And the jokes were corny but funny.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because he was still stuck up the chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats a snowmans favourite lager?"

..... Frosters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess who forgot to buy crackers

My moneys on Hans-Adam II, the reigning Prince of Liechtenstein.

If not him then Craig Revel Horwood.

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