Did Santa come ?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

brought me a big sack of fuck all

but I’ve always been a giver rather than a taker

.. what did

bring you and was you good ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He left a massive laid in the front room

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uskymotoMan over a year ago

Cumbria

Santa brought me the best present ever. Last night he took a stihl saw and chopped down the speed camera a few miles up the road

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All over my face - dirty bastard

But it does taste of peppermint

By *yes146Man over a year ago

London

New job

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nowt

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nowt

Could take me ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Santa brought me the best present ever. Last night he took a stihl saw and chopped down the speed camera a few miles up the road

Nothing says happy Christmas like speeding and dangerous driving. Apart from vandalism of course.