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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim " Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies | |||
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"Sounds like a double team made in heaven " | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim " Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies " I happen to know our saucy amigos were after a very specific prize | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies " What are posh mince pies? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas!" Merry Christmas Jim, I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I win at something. What are you up to this evening? | |||
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"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler." Good evening brother Jim!.... | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim " Happy Christmas eve Hope x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies " Ooooooooooo posh mince pies are they the ones that make you feel a bit lightheaded from all the brandy? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies What are posh mince pies? " They are from M&S of course. | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Have you written to Father Christmas? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all " Good evening Mrs Kc and happy Christmas eve to you and Mr KC.....x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all " Sorry mr and mrs KC how’s your floor looking? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies I happen to know our saucy amigos were after a very specific prize " An evening with Nigella Lawson?.... | |||
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"Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which. " I cant figure it out... | |||
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"Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which. " I didn't know that I'm your favourite man. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Sorry, Ash. Still, top twenty. | |||
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"Evening all and happy Christmas " Happy Christmas playful...... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Sorry mr and mrs KC how’s your floor looking? " Our floor is looking very lovely actually. All Rhino'd and ready to be covered in wrapping paper | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies I happen to know our saucy amigos were after a very specific prize An evening with Nigella Lawson?.... " Hi all I'm watching a silly quiz with Miranda and downing peroni | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies Ooooooooooo posh mince pies are they the ones that make you feel a bit lightheaded from all the brandy?" Those are the ones..... | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Have you written to Father Christmas? " I didn't need anything this year so I thought I would let look after everyone else and I didn't bother him. I am currently building a little Lego elf and reindeer set that Mr Bezos delivered this afternoon. Have you had a good Christmas Eve? | |||
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"Wrapping hubby's present." Gooooood eveeeening.....merry Xmas to you both... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. " Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas Jim, I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I win at something. What are you up to this evening? " I like to give out warm fuzzies. Much the same as most nights, absolutely nothing. I was dozing off. So I've put Heart 80's on to liven me up. What are you doing? Your nights are so much fun, I can't imagine how much fun your Christmas Eves must be. | |||
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"Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which. I didn't know that I'm your favourite man. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Sorry, Ash. Still, top twenty." Ill take that ..I could be in the top 10 this time next year.... | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim Happy Christmas eve Hope x" Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna? We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow. All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles. | |||
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"Evening all and happy Christmas " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Harlequin. It's Christmas! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies I happen to know our saucy amigos were after a very specific prize An evening with Nigella Lawson?.... Hi all I'm watching a silly quiz with Miranda and downing peroni " Good evening nice girl.....enjoy the peroni and silly quiz..... | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim Happy Christmas eve Hope x Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna? We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow. All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles." We have been ready to go days. I prepared the meat tomorrow and I will do veg back in a bit but other than that it's all good. You could have Turkey and beef, it is Christmas after all. | |||
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"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler. Good evening brother Jim!.... " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Or as I just called you on the WhatsApp, Phillip Schofield. | |||
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"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler. Good evening brother Jim!.... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Or as I just called you on the WhatsApp, Phillip Schofield." | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies What are posh mince pies? They are from M&S of course. " I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies. | |||
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"Evening my nocturnal lovelies! ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase How’re you lot this lovely evening? X" Good evening Kitty....you're very welcome to chase me for a a few minutes | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies What are posh mince pies? They are from M&S of course. I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies." I reckon meli would say Booths or fortnam and masons. | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim Happy Christmas eve Hope x Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna? We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow. All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles." We sure are thank you....I'm only going to have 3 breakfasts tomorrow morning to leave room for lunch | |||
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"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler. Good evening brother Jim!.... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Or as I just called you on the WhatsApp, Phillip Schofield." I must stop saying were going live! | |||
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"Wrapping hubby's present." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kyn. What have you got the husband for Christmas? | |||
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"Has there ever been another woman by the name of Nigella that's sexy?" Has there been another woman by the name of Nigella? | |||
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"Evening my nocturnal lovelies! ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase How’re you lot this lovely evening? X Good evening Kitty....you're very welcome to chase me for a a few minutes " That might help, but I think Lorna would end up squirting me with a water bottle | |||
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"Evening my nocturnal lovelies! ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase How’re you lot this lovely evening? X Good evening Kitty....you're very welcome to chase me for a a few minutes That might help, but I think Lorna would end up squirting me with a water bottle " Would be fun though. | |||
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"What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight." Search engine Rhino floor, Jim. All will be revealed | |||
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"Has there ever been another woman by the name of Nigella that's sexy? Has there been another woman by the name of Nigella? " I cant think of another one! | |||
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"Evening my nocturnal lovelies! ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase How’re you lot this lovely evening? X Good evening Kitty....you're very welcome to chase me for a a few minutes That might help, but I think Lorna would end up squirting me with a water bottle Would be fun though. " Bad Kitty! Down! | |||
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"Evening all " Evening Sis x | |||
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"Evening all Evening Sis x" Evening Sis xx | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Have you written to Father Christmas? I didn't need anything this year so I thought I would let look after everyone else and I didn't bother him. I am currently building a little Lego elf and reindeer set that Mr Bezos delivered this afternoon. Have you had a good Christmas Eve?" And you made life easier for Royal Mail. As well as saving paper. I do like elves. A Lego elf sounds like the best Christmas Eve ever. It's not been a bad Christmas Eve. | |||
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"Good evening jim and Ash, currently watching the matrix, wishing I had took the blue pills and now i would have a big erection " Good evening Dynamic....have you got any spare blue pills?.... | |||
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"Evening all Evening Sis x Evening Sis xx" How’s Christmas Eve in casa Posh? X | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas Jim, I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I win at something. What are you up to this evening? I like to give out warm fuzzies. Much the same as most nights, absolutely nothing. I was dozing off. So I've put Heart 80's on to liven me up. What are you doing? Your nights are so much fun, I can't imagine how much fun your Christmas Eves must be." Jim, I feel like we are letting you down somewhat this evening. We are having to be quiet on account of the crotch goblins sleeping lightly. We had to settle for a round of indoor crazy golf before bedtime and have settled down with a babycham and an episode or two of due south. Have you ever played indoor crazy golf Jim? | |||
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"Good evening everyone " Good evening Sophie....merry Christmas to you.... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? " Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you? | |||
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"Evening all " Good evening posh....are you all ready for tomorrow?.... | |||
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"What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight. Search engine Rhino floor, Jim. All will be revealed " Mahoosive fans of parquet rhino after researching it this week | |||
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"Good evening everyone Good evening Sophie....merry Christmas to you.... " Merry Christmas Ash, I hope you're both having a lovely evening ready for tomorrow | |||
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"Evening all Evening Sis x Evening Sis xx How’s Christmas Eve in casa Posh? X" Remember the wrapping I have been meaning to do for about a month? I'm swearing at it now. How's the old XE going in the house of Kittens? All clients put down? (To sleep, non permanently) | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim Happy Christmas eve Hope x Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna? We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow. All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles. We sure are thank you....I'm only going to have 3 breakfasts tomorrow morning to leave room for lunch " Sounds like a plan Ash | |||
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"Evening my nocturnal lovelies! ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase How’re you lot this lovely evening? X" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. Chase me, chase me. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuu? x | |||
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"Evening Ash an Jim, nice to be perving at home instead of on the night shift! " Good evening smooth....enjoy your perving at home tonight..... | |||
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"Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which. I didn't know that I'm your favourite man. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Sorry, Ash. Still, top twenty. Ill take that ..I could be in the top 10 this time next year.... " It's good to have goals. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?" It's meh. I made some stuffing and wrapped some pigs in blankets. Mr KC prepped some veg and he's taken charge of wrapping for the first time, so he's finishing that now. I'm sat on my own watching the 10 O'clock News... Our living room looks very nice after the new floor went down and we decluttered but today we found a leak upstairs, so I'm mainly faffed off about more mending that's needed ASAP | |||
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"What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight. Search engine Rhino floor, Jim. All will be revealed Mahoosive fans of parquet rhino after researching it this week " You're very welcome, our saucy friends | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?" Are you allowed to break wind in tier 500?....sorry I mean breath.... | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim Happy Christmas eve Hope x Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna? We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow. All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles. We have been ready to go days. I prepared the meat tomorrow and I will do veg back in a bit but other than that it's all good. You could have Turkey and beef, it is Christmas after all. " You prepared the meat tomorrow?! I know you're an organised woman, but that's incredible. | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Jim & Ash..... Hello everyone " Happy Christmas eve Lorraine! Ohhh....mistletoe.... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you? Are you allowed to break wind in tier 500?....sorry I mean breath.... " Breaking wind is strictly prohibited, unless you put an arse mask on. That's pretty similar to a chin-mask, but has wider elastic to stick to your legs through. Sizing similar to children's nappies | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you? Are you allowed to break wind in tier 500?....sorry I mean breath.... Breaking wind is strictly prohibited, unless you put an arse mask on. That's pretty similar to a chin-mask, but has wider elastic to stick to your legs through. Sizing similar to children's nappies " I better start looking for one of those masks.... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies What are posh mince pies? They are from M&S of course. I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies. I reckon meli would say Booths or fortnam and masons. " This is why I asked, I don't know Booths. I know Boots. I don't know Booths. | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas " Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies What are posh mince pies? They are from M&S of course. I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies. I reckon meli would say Booths or fortnam and masons. This is why I asked, I don't know Booths. I know Boots. I don't know Booths." Booths is a posh supermarket in Cumbria and Lancashire. My Granny used to buy a few bits there, mainly so she'd have a Booths bag to use on the market, I think | |||
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"Hey Ash and Jim xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x | |||
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"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler. Good evening brother Jim!.... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Or as I just called you on the WhatsApp, Phillip Schofield. I must stop saying were going live!" You can call me Sarah Greene if you want. | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas. " Merry Christmas Ash, how are you? | |||
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"Has there ever been another woman by the name of Nigella that's sexy? Has there been another woman by the name of Nigella? " That's a question too. | |||
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"Good evening jim and Ash, currently watching the matrix, wishing I had took the blue pills and now i would have a big erection " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. Your hat doesn't look like this. | |||
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"Good evening everyone " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sophie. Season's greetings. | |||
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"Evening all Evening Sis x Evening Sis xx How’s Christmas Eve in casa Posh? X Remember the wrapping I have been meaning to do for about a month? I'm swearing at it now. How's the old XE going in the house of Kittens? All clients put down? (To sleep, non permanently)" I knew I should have visited and helped you wrap! That’s one of my favourite things to do They’re snoozing, so I’m hoping if they stay settled I can get myself a cat nap at some point! X | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas " Yay!! You two enjoy! My love to you both x | |||
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"Evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Merry Christmas! x | |||
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"Good evening lovies , I'm lurking listening to music after a few glasses of bubbly . I'm on tea now " Evening Misadventure....what music have you been listening to?.... | |||
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"Good evening lovies , I'm lurking listening to music after a few glasses of bubbly . I'm on tea now Evening Misadventure....what music have you been listening to?.... " Old tunes , dance and trance | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Merry Christmas! x" Hey handsome James. Merry Christmas to you too xx | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Ash, how are you? " Good thank you mate.. trying to help Lorna in the kitchen! | |||
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"What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight. Search engine Rhino floor, Jim. All will be revealed " I'll have a look later. Intriguing stuff. | |||
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"Evening Ash an Jim, nice to be perving at home instead of on the night shift! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smooth. Nice to perv at home. Which body lotion do you use? | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Ash, how are you? Good thank you mate.. trying to help Lorna in the kitchen! " What the hell's she doing *out* of the kitchen?! ... I'll see myself out | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Yay!! You two enjoy! My love to you both x" Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere ) | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas Jim, I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I win at something. What are you up to this evening? I like to give out warm fuzzies. Much the same as most nights, absolutely nothing. I was dozing off. So I've put Heart 80's on to liven me up. What are you doing? Your nights are so much fun, I can't imagine how much fun your Christmas Eves must be. Jim, I feel like we are letting you down somewhat this evening. We are having to be quiet on account of the crotch goblins sleeping lightly. We had to settle for a round of indoor crazy golf before bedtime and have settled down with a babycham and an episode or two of due south. Have you ever played indoor crazy golf Jim? " You could never let me down. Indoor crazy golf, that's crazy. I've played outdoor crazy golf in Bournemouth. | |||
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"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly " Good evening Samiss and miss molly...happy Christmas eve to you x | |||
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"Happy Christmas Eve Jim & Ash..... Hello everyone " Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. x It's only flippin' Christmas Eve. | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Yay!! You two enjoy! My love to you both x Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )" Sending Christmas emojis to the Von Matterhorn household | |||
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"Just fleeting in and out as we are off to bed (in anticipation of the kids waking up at silly o clock). Goodnight all and Merry Christmas xx" Good evening Mrs Rosie....merry Christmas to you and hope you dont get up too early! x | |||
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"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly Good evening Samiss and miss molly...happy Christmas eve to you x" Thank you xx | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Ash, how are you? Good thank you mate.. trying to help Lorna in the kitchen! What the hell's she doing *out* of the kitchen?! ... I'll see myself out " I can feel some rolling eyes coming!.... | |||
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"Good evening been sitting on Netflix in between dog walks " Good evening.....what have you been watching on Netflix?...... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you? It's meh. I made some stuffing and wrapped some pigs in blankets. Mr KC prepped some veg and he's taken charge of wrapping for the first time, so he's finishing that now. I'm sat on my own watching the 10 O'clock News... Our living room looks very nice after the new floor went down and we decluttered but today we found a leak upstairs, so I'm mainly faffed off about more mending that's needed ASAP " Add the leak to the rest of the veg, problem solved. | |||
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"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly Good evening Samiss and miss molly...happy Christmas eve to you x Thank you xx " I did have some mistletoe earlier but I've lost it.... | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Yay!! You two enjoy! My love to you both x Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )" Something suitable?! Getting me frisky in work you bad man. Naughty list for you! X | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you? It's meh. I made some stuffing and wrapped some pigs in blankets. Mr KC prepped some veg and he's taken charge of wrapping for the first time, so he's finishing that now. I'm sat on my own watching the 10 O'clock News... Our living room looks very nice after the new floor went down and we decluttered but today we found a leak upstairs, so I'm mainly faffed off about more mending that's needed ASAP Add the leak to the rest of the veg, problem solved." Thanks, Jim. Can always rely on you to see the light in the dark. The pluses among the minuses. | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you. | |||
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"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly Good evening Samiss and miss molly...happy Christmas eve to you x Thank you xx I did have some mistletoe earlier but I've lost it.... " Oh no...have a piece of mine | |||
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"Good evening lovies , I'm lurking listening to music after a few glasses of bubbly . I'm on tea now " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mis. You lovely lurker. | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Ash, how are you? Good thank you mate.. trying to help Lorna in the kitchen! What the hell's she doing *out* of the kitchen?! ... I'll see myself out " | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a box of posh mince pies What are posh mince pies? They are from M&S of course. I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies. I reckon meli would say Booths or fortnam and masons. This is why I asked, I don't know Booths. I know Boots. I don't know Booths. Booths is a posh supermarket in Cumbria and Lancashire. My Granny used to buy a few bits there, mainly so she'd have a Booths bag to use on the market, I think " | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Yay!! You two enjoy! My love to you both x Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere ) Sending Christmas emojis to the Von Matterhorn household " Thanks Mrs KC Ooooh shiny new emojis | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you." Slut Merry Christmas | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you. Slut Merry Christmas " Room for a moderately sized one? | |||
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"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Merry Christmas! | |||
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"Hey Ash and Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x" Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx | |||
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"Just fleeting in and out as we are off to bed (in anticipation of the kids waking up at silly o clock). Goodnight all and Merry Christmas xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rosie. Sleep well. Have fun tomorrow. x | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Yay!! You two enjoy! My love to you both x Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )" I went to a lot of effort to get those Christmas emojis. The least you can do is use them. | |||
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"Good evening been sitting on Netflix in between dog walks " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daddy. I've seen a reindeer that looks like a dog this evening. True story. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim Damn you, damn you all to hell!! I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury? Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you? It's meh. I made some stuffing and wrapped some pigs in blankets. Mr KC prepped some veg and he's taken charge of wrapping for the first time, so he's finishing that now. I'm sat on my own watching the 10 O'clock News... Our living room looks very nice after the new floor went down and we decluttered but today we found a leak upstairs, so I'm mainly faffed off about more mending that's needed ASAP Add the leak to the rest of the veg, problem solved. Thanks, Jim. Can always rely on you to see the light in the dark. The pluses among the minuses. " It's just what I do. | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Yay!! You two enjoy! My love to you both x Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere ) Sending Christmas emojis to the Von Matterhorn household Thanks Mrs KC Ooooh shiny new emojis " You're welcome. Feel free to use them. | |||
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"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Merry Christmas! " Merry Christmas to you too Jim | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you. Slut Merry Christmas " x | |||
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"Hey Ash and Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx" What are you doing for Christmas? x | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you. Slut Merry Christmas Room for a moderately sized one? " Don't see why not, may I suggest we move this away from my parents' house though? | |||
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"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!! Evening Jim, Ash x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice? | |||
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"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to you too Jim " x | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you. Slut Merry Christmas Room for a moderately sized one? Don't see why not, may I suggest we move this away from my parents' house though? " Doesn't bother me. | |||
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"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!! Evening Jim, Ash x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice?" like Kit? | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you. Slut Merry Christmas Room for a moderately sized one? Don't see why not, may I suggest we move this away from my parents' house though? " I know a little place above a chain pub in the Sauciest place in the UK | |||
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"The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs " Hahahaha. | |||
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"The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs " Tell more! X | |||
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"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!! Evening Jim, Ash x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice? like Kit?" Yes! | |||
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"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious. | |||
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"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!! Evening Jim, Ash x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice? like Kit? Yes!" No, cos its been done already! | |||
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"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you. Slut Merry Christmas Room for a moderately sized one? Don't see why not, may I suggest we move this away from my parents' house though? " I also volunteer for this party! | |||
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"The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs Tell more! X" The last word I read was "spitroasting" | |||
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"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!! Evening Jim, Ash x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice? like Kit? Yes! No, cos its been done already! " Oh. Fair do's. | |||
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"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious. " I'm hardly a Vin Diesel lookalike ya know | |||
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"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious. I'm hardly a Vin Diesel lookalike ya know " ...wait what, since when? I had you bet for the lead on Fast 10! | |||
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"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious. I'm hardly a Vin Diesel lookalike ya know " It's what's inside you that counts. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x" Good eeeeeeeeeevening, TJ. Normally I would never indulge in the lateness, for fear of my alarms which sound at the early hours... But it is something of a special occasion and I can afford my first lie-in of the year. | |||
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"Hey Ash and Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx What are you doing for Christmas? x" Well I'm not working this year so get to spend it with my boys xx | |||
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"Signing off for the evening. I hope you all sleep well and wake up to a bright tomorrow and the wonder of Santa's gifts under the tree xx" Na night, sweet dreams. x | |||
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"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious. I'm hardly a Vin Diesel lookalike ya know ...wait what, since when? I had you bet for the lead on Fast 10! " I'm uch better at being Clint actually | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x Good eeeeeeeeeevening, TJ. Normally I would never indulge in the lateness, for fear of my alarms which sound at the early hours... But it is something of a special occasion and I can afford my first lie-in of the year. " You should use your time to research blowjob pics. | |||
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"Hey Ash and Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx What are you doing for Christmas? x Well I'm not working this year so get to spend it with my boys xx" I was hoping you'd have some time off. x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x Good eeeeeeeeeevening, TJ. Normally I would never indulge in the lateness, for fear of my alarms which sound at the early hours... But it is something of a special occasion and I can afford my first lie-in of the year. You should use your time to research blowjob pics." What's a blowjob? | |||
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"The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs Tell more! X The last word I read was "spitroasting" " Ohh! Fascinating | |||
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"Hey Ash and Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx What are you doing for Christmas? x Well I'm not working this year so get to spend it with my boys xx I was hoping you'd have some time off. x" I'm not in until Monday. Yay lol. How are you spending tomorrow? Xx | |||
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"Evening Jim... Happy Xmas!!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. You're looking very nice recently. Merry Christmas. It's almost the midnight hour, it's almost the 25th. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x Good eeeeeeeeeevening, TJ. Normally I would never indulge in the lateness, for fear of my alarms which sound at the early hours... But it is something of a special occasion and I can afford my first lie-in of the year. You should use your time to research blowjob pics. What's a blowjob?" I'll show you one day. | |||
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