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If you’re having parsnips on Christmas Day then
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you need to take a good long at yourself.
That’s all 
Love and Peace  ............ I think 
You literally drink gravy out of a pint glass, I'm not taking dinner advice from you, you madhead  "
Us northern lads love gravvvvvy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you need to take a good long at yourself.
That’s all
Love and Peace ............ I think
You literally drink gravy out of a pint glass, I'm not taking dinner advice from you, you madhead
Us northern lads love gravvvvvy "
Parsnips can go fuck themselves!!!!
A mug of gravy? With a spoonful of mint sauce? Phwoooooar!!!!!!
J  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.
This explains an awful lot you know
*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*
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You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.
This explains an awful lot you know
*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*
I have sprouts "
We’ve heard |
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"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.
This explains an awful lot you know
*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*
You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya? "
You'll soon know when you lift your head and .....
"Surprise surprise, the unexpected veg hits you between the eyes"
I been practising ping pong fanny balls...... with arse parsnips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.
This explains an awful lot you know
*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*
You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya?
You'll soon know when you lift your head and .....
"Surprise surprise, the unexpected veg hits you between the eyes"
I been practising ping pong fanny balls...... with arse parsnips "
You don’t shoot them out sharp end first do you? |
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"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.
This explains an awful lot you know
*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*
You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya?
You'll soon know when you lift your head and .....
"Surprise surprise, the unexpected veg hits you between the eyes"
I been practising ping pong fanny balls...... with arse parsnips "
I'd pay good money to see that, as long as I didn't have to eat them! |
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"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.
This explains an awful lot you know
*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*
You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya?
You'll soon know when you lift your head and .....
"Surprise surprise, the unexpected veg hits you between the eyes"
I been practising ping pong fanny balls...... with arse parsnips
You don’t shoot them out sharp end first do you? "
Sphincter sharpened to an arrow head ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally it’s the tortured twisted mind of the person who first put a sprout in their mouth that is beyond my comprehension.
Love them too
I’m twisted. I know
V x "
You can start to go off people you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roast parnsips and potatoes, sprouts with bacon, carrots, broccoli, pigs in blankets, turkey, stuffing, cranberry and bread sauce, all drowning in gravy! Job's a goodun'!  "
No see you’ve just spoiled a bloody good dinner there by putting that shite on your plate |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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"Personally it’s the tortured twisted mind of the person who first put a sprout in their mouth that is beyond my comprehension.
Love them too
I’m twisted. I know
V x
You can start to go off people you know "
That’s not fair. I didn’t know you were on me.
What if I do it secretly and promise not to do sprout farts. They’d give the game away.
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roast parsnips are vile...awful things, pretending to be roast potatoes and then.... "
How very dare they pretend to be roast potatoes
It makes me hate them even more - sneaky little vile things |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
I don't like 'em.
Same goes for carrots, swede, turnip, squash, lentils, peas and sweet potatoes.
Every time that I see carrots, swede, turnip, parsnips and squash, on a menu: I can't help thinking a pony is going without a meal.
Feed the ponies! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They taste of bugger all but yet taste disgusting
Maybe you've just had badly cooked ones?..."
I’ve tried on numerous occasions but just could rise to it |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
I did write this last week and posted it elsewhere on the interweb...
There once was a tray of parsnips
That Baldrick had whipped, from his nibs
It was a bit mean
As his diet was lean
That Blackadder gave him, two fat lips.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But...why don’t you like them OP
Cause they’re fucking disgusting
Alright...calm down
Don’t get me started on sweet potatoes
Do you like anything "
Yes
Sprouts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But...why don’t you like them OP
Cause they’re fucking disgusting
Alright...calm down
Don’t get me started on sweet potatoes
Do you like anything
Yes
Sprouts "
Not with duck though...surely not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you need to take a good long at yourself.
That’s all
Love and Peace ............ I think "
I'm having them Christmas day.
So you don't fancy a good snog under the mistletoe after then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you need to take a good long at yourself.
That’s all
Love and Peace ............ I think
I'm having them Christmas day.
So you don't fancy a good snog under the mistletoe after then? "
If you don’t have parsnip breath then yes I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roast parsnips are delicious, you heathen
Up the arse for you it is
Hmmmm, I'd take that but you can fuck straight off and you're not invited for dinner "
I don’t want dinner if you’ve got those stinky things on the plate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I planted some parsnip seeds back in April, dug up the 6 remaining ones yesterday.
I mean it when I say they are monsters. Let me know if you want a pic. OP I'll send one to you now "
Tremendous girth |
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