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Why doesn't Santa have any children?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my good god is this what I have to look forward to for the whole of Christmas 
Merry Christmas Ivy, you're thankfully one in a million  "
Yes you lucky lucky bugger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps that's the reason... he prefers a woman's chimney?
He must have plenty by now, all those houses he's dropped into with d*unk hotwives in them on Xmas Eve. He'll have an army!  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He only cums once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney.
Badum...tsssss
You are welcome and Merry Christmas all "
It's bad luck to read the cracker jokes early  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do Santa's helpers learn at school?
The elfabet
Christ , bring back Nowhere Man 
Yep... it really is that bad "
Do they have elfabetty spaghetti at dinner time too? |
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"Perhaps that's the reason... he prefers a woman's chimney?
He must have plenty by now, all those houses he's dropped into with d*unk hotwives in them on Xmas Eve. He'll have an army! xx"
Well we all know his reputation for kissing them naughty mums under the mistletoe, he'll be buggered if he's using fab to plan his meets this Xmas eve ?? |
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"Perhaps that's the reason... he prefers a woman's chimney?
He must have plenty by now, all those houses he's dropped into with d*unk hotwives in them on Xmas Eve. He'll have an army! xx
Well we all know his reputation for kissing them naughty mums under the mistletoe, he'll be buggered if he's using fab to plan his meets this Xmas eve ??"
Wonder if he should kiss them under the Cameltoe instead? |
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"Oh my good god is this what I have to look forward to for the whole of Christmas
Merry Christmas Ivy, you're thankfully one in a million "
Bury your head between her boobs & you won't hear a damn thing. Don't hang around for any jokes, just do it anyway!  |
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