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"Gordon's Alive?
That sounds like a gin-based cocktail  "
Never forget watching an outtake from a TV show with Brian blessed on.
They where giving away prizes one of them was a palm pilot.
Anyway the outtake is him keep messing up his line in regards the palm pilot.
Getting frustrated he exclaimed in typical Blessed fashion
"PALM PILOT,WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ANYWAY,SOUNDS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE) |
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping."
I do not wish to appear picky, but Vlad the Impaler was a real guy in the 15th century - now considered a national hero of Romania, and the planet Ming comes from is called Mongo.  |
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
And his brother.
Vic the inhaler "
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
I do not wish to appear picky, but Vlad the Impaler was a real guy in the 15th century - now considered a national hero of Romania, and the planet Ming comes from is called Mongo. "
Candygram for mongo!
Candygram for mongo! |
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
I do not wish to appear picky, but Vlad the Impaler was a real guy in the 15th century - now considered a national hero of Romania, and the planet Ming comes from is called Mongo. "
Wasn't he the guy who punched a cow in Blazing Saddles? |
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
I do not wish to appear picky, but Vlad the Impaler was a real guy in the 15th century - now considered a national hero of Romania, and the planet Ming comes from is called Mongo.
Candygram for mongo!
Candygram for mongo!"
It's a quote from blazing saddles before anyone gets up on their high horse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
I do not wish to appear picky, but Vlad the Impaler was a real guy in the 15th century - now considered a national hero of Romania, and the planet Ming comes from is called Mongo.
Candygram for mongo!
Candygram for mongo!
It's a quote from blazing saddles before anyone gets up on their high horse."
Too late, I'm already mounted up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
I do not wish to appear picky, but Vlad the Impaler was a real guy in the 15th century - now considered a national hero of Romania, and the planet Ming comes from is called Mongo.
Wasn't he the guy who punched a cow in Blazing Saddles?"
I haven't watched Blazing Saddles, but I do know it was a ground-breaking movie - the first ever to portray a fart on the silver screen |
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
I do not wish to appear picky, but Vlad the Impaler was a real guy in the 15th century - now considered a national hero of Romania, and the planet Ming comes from is called Mongo.
Wasn't he the guy who punched a cow in Blazing Saddles?
I haven't watched Blazing Saddles, but I do know it was a ground-breaking movie - the first ever to portray a fart on the silver screen "
"More beans Mr taggert?"
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"I preferred your Jam thread tbf
I didn’t think it was inclusive enough, no mention of marmalade or lemon curds."
Been trying for 5 minutes and can't find a joke about woke preserves. Fail. |
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"Apparently the character from Flash Gordon is now deemed an offensive stereotype.. the film will have a warning notice at the beginning for the melts.. Ridiculous.."
These intergalactic dictator types get upset about anything these days. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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Essex_tom does not make this nonsense up. It's all over the news. The Swedish actor Max Von Sydow played the villain Ming of East Asian appearance. This could be deemed 'downright offensive' said the British Board of Film Censors..
On a lighter note an early porn film I watched was called Flesh Gordon... |
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"Essex_tom does not make this nonsense up. It's all over the news. The Swedish actor Max Von Sydow played the villain Ming of East Asian appearance. This could be deemed 'downright offensive' said the British Board of Film Censors..
On a lighter note an early porn film I watched was called Flesh Gordon..."
Are you talking about yourself in the third person |
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"Gordon's Alive?
That sounds like a gin-based cocktail
Never forget watching an outtake from a TV show with Brian blessed on.
They where giving away prizes one of them was a palm pilot.
Anyway the outtake is him keep messing up his line in regards the palm pilot.
Getting frustrated he exclaimed in typical Blessed fashion
"PALM PILOT,WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ANYWAY,SOUNDS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE) "
I've met him, the man is a force of nature.
Absolute legend |
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"Apparently the character from Flash Gordon is now deemed an offensive stereotype.. the film will have a warning notice at the beginning for the melts.. Ridiculous.."
He was a nasty piece of work,can't have him frightening today's snowflakes,some of them may never recover and need decades of therapy |
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping."
Vlad the Impaler is already censored in a variety of media, as they omit that he impaled people as a twisted revenge for being sodomised by Muslim ottoman soldiers as a child, in more common terms he was what's known as a 'Bacha Bazi' and was tremendously disturbed by it.
Usually won't find that on common media unless you read a more in depth historical account of him as it's scrubbed to avoid offending people. |
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
Vlad the Impaler is already censored in a variety of media, as they omit that he impaled people as a twisted revenge for being sodomised by Muslim ottoman soldiers as a child, in more common terms he was what's known as a 'Bacha Bazi' and was tremendously disturbed by it.
Usually won't find that on common media unless you read a more in depth historical account of him as it's scrubbed to avoid offending people."
Correct, and it fucked him royally if you pardon the pun. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Its a tiny peice of writing before the show begins does it really affect anyone that much.
For the sake of acknowledging the people it might offend.
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Eer what people.. the snowmen the snow women the snow 99 identities of melts.. ? |
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"Its a tiny peice of writing before the show begins does it really affect anyone that much.
For the sake of acknowledging the people it might offend.
Eer what people.. the snowmen the snow women the snow 99 identities of melts.. ?"
Errr the character is clearly based on Asian stereotypes.
And then played by a Swedish dude. And before you tell me he is an alien overload there is no point being so naive.
Granted its nowhere near the most offensive thing around but its certainly not something that would be ok'd now hence the tiniest disclaimer on before it starts which impacts absolutely noone.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What race are the Mings ?
Jesus Christ on a bike ..... there is no Ming race.
I want to complain about Vlad the impaler! It's offensive stereotyping.
I do not wish to appear picky, but Vlad the Impaler was a real guy in the 15th century - now considered a national hero of Romania, and the planet Ming comes from is called Mongo.
Candygram for mongo!
Candygram for mongo!"
Mongo loves candy |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Its a tiny peice of writing before the show begins does it really affect anyone that much.
For the sake of acknowledging the people it might offend.
Eer what people.. the snowmen the snow women the snow 99 identities of melts.. ?
Errr the character is clearly based on Asian stereotypes.
And then played by a Swedish dude. And before you tell me he is an alien overload there is no point being so naive.
Granted its nowhere near the most offensive thing around but its certainly not something that would be ok'd now hence the tiniest disclaimer on before it starts which impacts absolutely noone.
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Thing is it’s never the people it might offend that ask for it to be done, the twats making the decisions are the snowflakes not the numerous races/religions that might be offended.
We watch loads of old stuff on TV, Our thirteen year old is already smart enough to know that things were different twenty years ago let alone 60-70+yrs when in her words “The world was black & white”
The world is not pandering to snowflakes, the snowflakes are in charge & they are making allowances for the dumb....
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"Its a tiny peice of writing before the show begins does it really affect anyone that much.
For the sake of acknowledging the people it might offend.
Eer what people.. the snowmen the snow women the snow 99 identities of melts.. ?
Errr the character is clearly based on Asian stereotypes.
And then played by a Swedish dude. And before you tell me he is an alien overload there is no point being so naive.
Granted its nowhere near the most offensive thing around but its certainly not something that would be ok'd now hence the tiniest disclaimer on before it starts which impacts absolutely noone.
Thing is it’s never the people it might offend that ask for it to be done, the twats making the decisions are the snowflakes not the numerous races/religions that might be offended.
We watch loads of old stuff on TV, Our thirteen year old is already smart enough to know that things were different twenty years ago let alone 60-70+yrs when in her words “The world was black & white”
The world is not pandering to snowflakes, the snowflakes are in charge & they are making allowances for the dumb....
S"
OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
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Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know. "
tbf I haven't even seen what this statement is or how long, I just find the need to go back into the past which was another time & place & anoint everything with disclaimers or context to fit todays perceptions frankly ridiculous & the only reason i can see that it's done is to make up for both school & parental education of the young.
My daughter is 13 & in history they are STILL doing the tolpuddle fcking martyrs, crop rotation & shit like that but she knows diddly squat about WW2, Kennedy, the cold war, indo china, the space race, Martin Luther King, the windrush generation, the whys the wherefores etc etc etc.
Educate people & there's no need for shit disclaimers..
S |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know.
tbf I haven't even seen what this statement is or how long, I just find the need to go back into the past which was another time & place & anoint everything with disclaimers or context to fit todays perceptions frankly ridiculous & the only reason i can see that it's done is to make up for both school & parental education of the young.
My daughter is 13 & in history they are STILL doing the tolpuddle fcking martyrs, crop rotation & shit like that but she knows diddly squat about WW2, Kennedy, the cold war, indo china, the space race, Martin Luther King, the windrush generation, the whys the wherefores etc etc etc.
Educate people & there's no need for shit disclaimers..
S"
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know.
tbf I haven't even seen what this statement is or how long, I just find the need to go back into the past which was another time & place & anoint everything with disclaimers or context to fit todays perceptions frankly ridiculous & the only reason i can see that it's done is to make up for both school & parental education of the young.
My daughter is 13 & in history they are STILL doing the tolpuddle fcking martyrs, crop rotation & shit like that but she knows diddly squat about WW2, Kennedy, the cold war, indo china, the space race, Martin Luther King, the windrush generation, the whys the wherefores etc etc etc.
Educate people & there's no need for shit disclaimers..
S"
I find it odd your agruing about something you just said you have no idea of the actual content of.
I agree about education falling very short though. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know.
tbf I haven't even seen what this statement is or how long, I just find the need to go back into the past which was another time & place & anoint everything with disclaimers or context to fit todays perceptions frankly ridiculous & the only reason i can see that it's done is to make up for both school & parental education of the young.
My daughter is 13 & in history they are STILL doing the tolpuddle fcking martyrs, crop rotation & shit like that but she knows diddly squat about WW2, Kennedy, the cold war, indo china, the space race, Martin Luther King, the windrush generation, the whys the wherefores etc etc etc.
Educate people & there's no need for shit disclaimers..
S
I find it odd your agruing about something you just said you have no idea of the actual content of.
I agree about education falling very short though."
This is about censorship not education.. |
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know.
tbf I haven't even seen what this statement is or how long, I just find the need to go back into the past which was another time & place & anoint everything with disclaimers or context to fit todays perceptions frankly ridiculous & the only reason i can see that it's done is to make up for both school & parental education of the young.
My daughter is 13 & in history they are STILL doing the tolpuddle fcking martyrs, crop rotation & shit like that but she knows diddly squat about WW2, Kennedy, the cold war, indo china, the space race, Martin Luther King, the windrush generation, the whys the wherefores etc etc etc.
Educate people & there's no need for shit disclaimers..
S
I find it odd your agruing about something you just said you have no idea of the actual content of.
I agree about education falling very short though.
This is about censorship not education.."
The content isn't being censored though.....
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know.
tbf I haven't even seen what this statement is or how long, I just find the need to go back into the past which was another time & place & anoint everything with disclaimers or context to fit todays perceptions frankly ridiculous & the only reason i can see that it's done is to make up for both school & parental education of the young.
My daughter is 13 & in history they are STILL doing the tolpuddle fcking martyrs, crop rotation & shit like that but she knows diddly squat about WW2, Kennedy, the cold war, indo china, the space race, Martin Luther King, the windrush generation, the whys the wherefores etc etc etc.
Educate people & there's no need for shit disclaimers..
S
I find it odd your agruing about something you just said you have no idea of the actual content of.
I agree about education falling very short though.
This is about censorship not education..
The content isn't being censored though.....
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No.. that comes next... |
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know.
tbf I haven't even seen what this statement is or how long, I just find the need to go back into the past which was another time & place & anoint everything with disclaimers or context to fit todays perceptions frankly ridiculous & the only reason i can see that it's done is to make up for both school & parental education of the young.
My daughter is 13 & in history they are STILL doing the tolpuddle fcking martyrs, crop rotation & shit like that but she knows diddly squat about WW2, Kennedy, the cold war, indo china, the space race, Martin Luther King, the windrush generation, the whys the wherefores etc etc etc.
Educate people & there's no need for shit disclaimers..
S
I find it odd your agruing about something you just said you have no idea of the actual content of.
I agree about education falling very short though.
This is about censorship not education..
The content isn't being censored though.....
No.. that comes next... "
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
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OK but what harm is the disclaimer actually doing.
The only outrage I can see is from the people complaining about it.
By your own argument even your 13 year old can see there are issues with the depictions so why not just acknowledge that in a little note before the show.
Exactly. It's a blatant stereotype, and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that.
Why people can't handle any discussion on racism without throwing their toys out of the pram I'll never know.
tbf I haven't even seen what this statement is or how long, I just find the need to go back into the past which was another time & place & anoint everything with disclaimers or context to fit todays perceptions frankly ridiculous & the only reason i can see that it's done is to make up for both school & parental education of the young.
My daughter is 13 & in history they are STILL doing the tolpuddle fcking martyrs, crop rotation & shit like that but she knows diddly squat about WW2, Kennedy, the cold war, indo china, the space race, Martin Luther King, the windrush generation, the whys the wherefores etc etc etc.
Educate people & there's no need for shit disclaimers..
S
I find it odd your agruing about something you just said you have no idea of the actual content of.
I agree about education falling very short though.
This is about censorship not education..
The content isn't being censored though.....
No.. that comes next...
Best start building that bunker now"
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
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"Have there been many complaints from other despotic alien overlords inhabiting the planet Mongo?
Lols
Lionel.. please please ..
This is not political.. leave this thread alone..
Bantz 
Epic."
No Lionel.. it's not bantz...
There is nothing to see here..
Move along please...
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"Have there been many complaints from other despotic alien overlords inhabiting the planet Mongo?
Lols
Lionel.. please please ..
This is not political.. leave this thread alone..
Bantz
Epic.
No Lionel.. it's not bantz...
There is nothing to see here..
Move along please...
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Now now Thomas.. manners |
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