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over a year ago
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Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week?
I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers  |
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"I went to the burger van today and forgot to ask for ketchup and mustard. By the time I get back to the office I realised I had a dry burger when in fact, I wanted a wet burger "
Oh Jamie I'm so sorry  (did my stupid crying emoji right this time though, woo hoo!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week?
I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers "
Back to the shops tomorrow to buy proper wine, enjoy the masses |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week?
I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers
Back to the shops tomorrow to buy proper wine, enjoy the masses "
Which leads on to the next worst thing EVER! I do have nice wines as gifts so I could open one of them instead, but I'd have to face the shops again.
This thread is too sad for me whose stupid idea was this?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I played to 13 which was great but now I’m expecting to lose at least two shots.
I’m not sure how I feel about it.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm sad for you anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Delivery come late was up from 6am this morning didn’t come till 5.30pm this evening
But at least it’s here and got my self a new pair off trainers lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!"
You sure it wasn't the last half of last year's box? You might be soon as having the same issue as Leggyblonde's daughter if it is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!"
At least you have a biscuit :'-( |
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-("
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week?
I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers "
Nooooooooo!
Low alcohol wine
The horror!
I went to have a G+T tonight but my tonic was flat
And I'm waiting for a delivery from Next but they keep texting me that it's delayed 
I need those artificial plants to make my home look better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week?
I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers
Nooooooooo!
Low alcohol wine
The horror!
I went to have a G+T tonight but my tonic was flat
And I'm waiting for a delivery from Next but they keep texting me that it's delayed
I need those artificial plants to make my home look better "
Thank you! That's the kind of empathy I need!
Hope the plants arrive before the G&flaT runs out ! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Opened a packet of Twiglets about an hour ago and spotted that the bag had a small hole in it meaning the snack inside had gone stale - didn't stop me eating them but my enjoyment levels were through the floor.
I wouldn't mind but I was only having them to console myself that having finished Hunters on Prime today I couldn't find anything else I fancied starting watching tonight so it was a double kick in the teeth for this first worlder.
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-("
I still have one of the trays if you want to share |
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I started my Christmas shopping , I live in Wales so all the shops are closed, do I need to say anymore!!! Damn Mr PC being all organised and finished! Oh well perhaps the gift of toilet rolls and pasta will suffice? Miss PC x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-(
I still have one of the trays if you want to share"
Now you are showing off! got any chocolate ones?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nightmare day...
I can’t be bothered washing the car so I took it to the car wash... out of order. Drove 14 miles to the next one.... out of order. The nearest is now 18 miles away, or I wash it myself (yeah right).
Also there is an annoying rattle in the car from some trim I can’t fix which is highly annoying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week?
I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers "
My teenager dumped her BF, and then got back with him all in the same day. Loads of drama and tears.
Who said tier 4 was boring? |
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I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left
Should have just ordered strawberry milkshake |
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-(
I still have one of the trays if you want to share
Now you are showing off! got any chocolate ones??"
Yeah, even the ones in the foil.. |
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left
Should have just ordered strawberry milkshake "
I have suffered from the hell of “machine out of order” when trying to get a McFlurry several times... no I don’t want a bloody doughnut instead |
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left
Should have just ordered strawberry milkshake
I have suffered from the hell of “machine out of order” when trying to get a McFlurry several times... no I don’t want a bloody doughnut instead "
They haven't even got the genius creation that is the mincepie/Custard apple pie replacement this year |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-(
I still have one of the trays if you want to share
Now you are showing off! got any chocolate ones??
Yeah, even the ones in the foil.."
*wipes eyes* hey friend! Now, about those biscuits |
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-(
I still have one of the trays if you want to share
Now you are showing off! got any chocolate ones??
Yeah, even the ones in the foil..
*wipes eyes* hey friend! Now, about those biscuits "
 ... for you I’d even be tempted to open the chocolate hobnobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-(
I still have one of the trays if you want to share
Now you are showing off! got any chocolate ones??
Yeah, even the ones in the foil..
*wipes eyes* hey friend! Now, about those biscuits
... for you I’d even be tempted to open the chocolate hobnobs"
*jumps on lap*
Hobnobs you say! Cooor you smooth talker youn |
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-(
I still have one of the trays if you want to share
Now you are showing off! got any chocolate ones??
Yeah, even the ones in the foil..
*wipes eyes* hey friend! Now, about those biscuits
... for you I’d even be tempted to open the chocolate hobnobs
*jumps on lap*
Hobnobs you say! Cooor you smooth talker youn "
Fancy a Hot chocolate with Baileys for dunking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-(
I still have one of the trays if you want to share
Now you are showing off! got any chocolate ones??
Yeah, even the ones in the foil..
*wipes eyes* hey friend! Now, about those biscuits
... for you I’d even be tempted to open the chocolate hobnobs
*jumps on lap*
Hobnobs you say! Cooor you smooth talker youn
Fancy a Hot chocolate with Baileys for dunking?"
Yes I do indeedy, thank you! |
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!
At least you have a biscuit :'-(
I still have one of the trays if you want to share
Now you are showing off! got any chocolate ones??
Yeah, even the ones in the foil..
*wipes eyes* hey friend! Now, about those biscuits
... for you I’d even be tempted to open the chocolate hobnobs
*jumps on lap*
Hobnobs you say! Cooor you smooth talker youn
Fancy a Hot chocolate with Baileys for dunking?
Yes I do indeedy, thank you! "
Salted caramel or normal baileys? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left
Should have just ordered strawberry milkshake
I have suffered from the hell of “machine out of order” when trying to get a McFlurry several times... no I don’t want a bloody doughnut instead
They haven't even got the genius creation that is the mincepie/Custard apple pie replacement this year "
Wait, what? Custard apple pie McFlurry? How did that EVER exist and I didn't know about it??! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Oh wait...my earlier post pales into insignificance with this one...
...for my tea tonight I has a ham, mushroom and mascarpone pizza - nothing wrong with that I hear you say - but what if I told you that in slicing it one of the slices ended up having no ham, no mushroom and no mascarpone on it? Yes I was left with a slice of basically tomatoey bread!!
Is it any wonder my day got progressively worse after culminating in the Twiglet disaster?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh wait...my earlier post pales into insignificance with this one...
...for my tea tonight I has a ham, mushroom and mascarpone pizza - nothing wrong with that I hear you say - but what if I told you that in slicing it one of the slices ended up having no ham, no mushroom and no mascarpone on it? Yes I was left with a slice of basically tomatoey bread!!
Is it any wonder my day got progressively worse after culminating in the Twiglet disaster? "
You're just getting it from all angles today .
I sometimes take the outer packaging off things to fit in the freezer. I threw what I thought was a pizza in the oven one night after a long day, and it turned out to be a pizza shaped garlic bread. My daughter still puts on a sad face and tells people about the time we had garlic bread for dinner ! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Oh wait...my earlier post pales into insignificance with this one...
...for my tea tonight I has a ham, mushroom and mascarpone pizza - nothing wrong with that I hear you say - but what if I told you that in slicing it one of the slices ended up having no ham, no mushroom and no mascarpone on it? Yes I was left with a slice of basically tomatoey bread!!
Is it any wonder my day got progressively worse after culminating in the Twiglet disaster?
You're just getting it from all angles today .
I sometimes take the outer packaging off things to fit in the freezer. I threw what I thought was a pizza in the oven one night after a long day, and it turned out to be a pizza shaped garlic bread. My daughter still puts on a sad face and tells people about the time we had garlic bread for dinner ! "
*Peter Kay voice* ...Garlic bread?! |
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Today, both my son and daughter lost the rings I'd spent days making for them, and now they are both crying at me asking for replacements.
This will be the 2nd replacement for both of them now.
Good job I enjoy doing it... I just wish I had more time. |
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"I went to the burger van today and forgot to ask for ketchup and mustard. By the time I get back to the office I realised I had a dry burger when in fact, I wanted a wet burger "
You can't beat a wet burger lol  |
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week?
I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers
Back to the shops tomorrow to buy proper wine, enjoy the masses
Which leads on to the next worst thing EVER! I do have nice wines as gifts so I could open one of them instead, but I'd have to face the shops again.
This thread is too sad for me whose stupid idea was this?! "
Swap one of the nice wines for your low alcohol one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week?
I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hannah's dad and partner are staying with with us over Christmas (all within government guidelines) and the partner has just been offensive and gone off in a huff. "
Already?! God, you still have days to go  ! |
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"Hannah's dad and partner are staying with with us over Christmas (all within government guidelines) and the partner has just been offensive and gone off in a huff.
Already?! God, you still have days to go ! "
I know! We're only half-way through their stay! Even more if they don't open the channel tunnel again! |
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"Hannah's dad and partner are staying with with us over Christmas (all within government guidelines) and the partner has just been offensive and gone off in a huff.
Already?! God, you still have days to go !
I know! We're only half-way through their stay! Even more if they don't open the channel tunnel again! "
You can buy rubber dinghies from an outdoor shop if emergency repatriation is required |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor x
If you’re lucky they were all raisin ones"
But still its uneatable chocolate that I was looking forward to eating x |
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor x
If you’re lucky they were all raisin ones
But still its uneatable chocolate that I was looking forward to eating x "
*opens the tub of Cadbury’s Heroes*... |
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor x
If you’re lucky they were all raisin ones
But still its uneatable chocolate that I was looking forward to eating x "
5 second rule! I'd only have saved the malteasers and minstrels though. |
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor x
If you’re lucky they were all raisin ones
But still its uneatable chocolate that I was looking forward to eating x
5 second rule! I'd only have saved the malteasers and minstrels though. "
Ah the easy to spot ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor x
If you’re lucky they were all raisin ones
But still its uneatable chocolate that I was looking forward to eating x
5 second rule! I'd only have saved the malteasers and minstrels though. "
They was in the bin before 5 seconds were up x |
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"Turned up at airport for holiday flight and had forgotten to buy ticket. . . other half was particularly impressed!"
Did this really happen??? One of those look back and laugh moments. |
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left
Should have just ordered strawberry milkshake
I have suffered from the hell of “machine out of order” when trying to get a McFlurry several times... no I don’t want a bloody doughnut instead
They haven't even got the genius creation that is the mincepie/Custard apple pie replacement this year
Wait, what? Custard apple pie McFlurry? How did that EVER exist and I didn't know about it??!"
No, no, no... apple pie pastry, filled with mince pie filling and custard. Blooming delicious, though still hotter than the surface of the sun! |
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"I got all set to watch Shirley valentine on ch5 and bloody cliff Richard is on instead! "
Definite winner here - no biscuits and low alcohol wine(you just have to drink twice a much of it) pale into comparison. |
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left
Should have just ordered strawberry milkshake
I have suffered from the hell of “machine out of order” when trying to get a McFlurry several times... no I don’t want a bloody doughnut instead
They haven't even got the genius creation that is the mincepie/Custard apple pie replacement this year
Wait, what? Custard apple pie McFlurry? How did that EVER exist and I didn't know about it??!
No, no, no... apple pie pastry, filled with mince pie filling and custard. Blooming delicious, though still hotter than the surface of the sun! "
Ah ok, still sounds delicious. I like mixing the pies in with ice cream so I can eat them within the same hour I buy them. They really are like lava. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We went for a drive with one of our patient, so we stop for some lunch. I rarely do kfc or anything like that. So I order a burger no cheese no lettuce. The colleagues gave me mine and guess what? Yes... ??????? Too much queue to get back so it end up in the bin... |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
It just goes from bad to worse - need to do a food shop and had planned on going mid-late afternoon if I could escape work early enough...but I ordered something I wanted from Amazon yesterday...guess when it's due to arrive?
Guess I'll be cruising the late night aisles then!! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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I've waited weeks for some carb parts for a bike i'm working on, they arrived Saturday, been rebuilding the four carbs with all totally new parts, seals etc.
Then my naive head kicked in replacing my cynical one.
Put them on which takes about 45mins, connected the fuel pump & they pissed fuel all over my garage floor & i've now got the doors wide open, it stinks & is freezing in here now.
My cynical "Don't trust it, even if it's new" head is well & truly back on.
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