You have been with me from the start soft
Hard, never bothered which one you were
When I was young at heart.
I used to pull you my second brain, little soft
Then long and hard,as I grew, you grew with
Me a friend that never left. Only in the cold I
Wondered where you are.
The years did pass and hair you grew, where
Once I had pulled, now you just went hard.
Embarrassed I was as always hard around
The girls, some laughed while others played
With it spitting at them when excitedly hard.
Age moved on my friend for life still with me
Still getting hard but when I wanted you no
More embarrassment on my face at random hard. |
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"Inside my Christmas cracker it just says,
"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank... ya can't beat a wank" 
Where do you get your crackers?  "
IKEA, I had to translate from the original Swedish script but as a bonus they come with a little rubber cock you can blow like an Alpine horn...  |
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