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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Resemble a human being today.
I decided that my return of my libido needed me to look like something other than the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.
I spend most of my time at work looking like a right scruff, so here I am - ready to embrace the world without snot being wiped on me or covered in paint 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good for you.
I’m degenerating into couch mulch.
Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good for you.
I’m degenerating into couch mulch.
Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that."
Fancy a blow job ? |
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
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Well I’ve had an hour soaking in the bath and am arguably dressed. At least sufficient to be able to answer the door without being blacklisted by Amazon.
I was supposed to be meeting a friend for flirty fun, but the weather isn’t fit. So I’m wrapping presents and drinking coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good for you.
I’m degenerating into couch mulch.
Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.
Fancy a blow job ?"
Missing the snot already eh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I’ve had an hour soaking in the bath and am arguably dressed. At least sufficient to be able to answer the door without being blacklisted by Amazon.
I was supposed to be meeting a friend for flirty fun, but the weather isn’t fit. So I’m wrapping presents and drinking coffee. "
Sounds good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good for you.
I’m degenerating into couch mulch.
Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.
Fancy a blow job ?
Missing the snot already eh?"
Ahh you joker |
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"Good for you.
I’m degenerating into couch mulch.
Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.
Fancy a blow job ?"
If that's a general offer do be sure to let us all know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Resemble a human being today.
I decided that my return of my libido needed me to look like something other than the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.
I spend most of my time at work looking like a right scruff, so here I am - ready to embrace the world without snot being wiped on me or covered in paint
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Good to hear. If you find mine it was last seen in London just before Lockdown 1.0. I think it stayed there as I now think a life of celibacy is a good idea. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good for you.
I’m degenerating into couch mulch.
Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.
Fancy a blow job ?
If that's a general offer do be sure to let us all know. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X
Get your ass dressed, sort your hair out and slap some make up on.....dont make me come and kick your arse!  "
What she said ^^^ |
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"Resemble a human being today.
I decided that my return of my libido needed me to look like something other than the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.
I spend most of my time at work looking like a right scruff, so here I am - covered in paint "
I have the thought of you with 2 painted hand prints on your arse would look really loverly
Though 2 hand prints on your breasts as well would also look really good as well |
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"Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X
Get your ass dressed, sort your hair out and slap some make up on.....dont make me come and kick your arse!
What she said ^^^ "
You kick one butt cheek and I'll kick the other  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X
Get your ass dressed, sort your hair out and slap some make up on.....dont make me come and kick your arse!
What she said ^^^
You kick one butt cheek and I'll kick the other "
Definitely
Lexi is fucking stunning - she’s needing TLC and I’m happy to offer my services |
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