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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!
In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.
So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour  |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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The only way this would work on the alternate reality if we were like silver back lowland guerrilla society in which one male is dominate alpha male and although has a sex drive the need to seek sex all the time is lessened as the abundance of ladies men ratio is higher. |
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"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!
In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.
So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour "
Come and get me big boy.
Are you swooning? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!
In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.
So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour "
I imagine the women will just need to say "I have boobs" and that would be game over for many of the guys on here (including myself in all honesty  ) |
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"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".
Am I in your knickers yet?  "
Nah ...once you have seen two you've seen them all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".
Am I in your knickers yet? "
Wow, I can tell you took the time to read my profile  |
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"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".
Am I in your knickers yet?
Nah ...once you have seen two you've seen them all "
Want to meet tonight? Looks like I'm less than a mile from you. Want to come and eat me out in my car? I'm really horny and just need to get off right now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey, OP, why haven't you replied yet?"
I'm busy eating olives, and have way too many messages, GEEZ no reply means no interested haven't you read the FAQ's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey, OP, why haven't you replied yet?
I'm busy eating olives, and have way too many messages, GEEZ no reply means no interested haven't you read the FAQ's "
No wonder we all hide our profile OP, the attention is unbearable |
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"Hey, OP, why haven't you replied yet?
I'm busy eating olives, and have way too many messages, GEEZ no reply means no interested haven't you read the FAQ's "
Entitled much? It's a bloody sex site, you get your nipples out when you don't even want to meet anyone? Bloody clit-tease.
That was fun!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".
Am I in your knickers yet? "
Sold....
Shit wait...
I mean oh god I need more than a one word message like ...
Hold up you said tits right? I'm in.
We will never hold control |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would send messages like...
‘I know your profile says slim ladies only but were all the same size laying down, you should try me’
‘Do you fancy licking my foof?’
‘Hi’
‘Ive sent you 5 pictures of my vagine, can you tell me if you’d like to play with it?’
‘Hello handsome, got anymore pics? Your profile is amazing. Message me back even if its a no’
 i’d get so many meets. |
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"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!
In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.
So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour "
Ohhh shit,,
Least that's whats what most ladies would be saying on here tonight if that was reality OP
,, what ever will we do, |
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"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!
In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.
So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour "
So. If the guys have their sky remotes for comparison purposes, what do the ladies use for their profile pics? Tougher for women cos they need upper & lower shots |
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Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.
Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz
Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".
Am I in your knickers yet? "
yep you got me after you just messagedcme lol |
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"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.
Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz
Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it"
*Gets left on read* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have puppies ........real ones ha ha can I stroke your puppies "
Dont be fooled...
Typical single female on here.....
They will end up being decrepit hamsters |
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"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.
Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz
Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it
*Gets left on read* "
I'll have you know, that got me a message |
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"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.
Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz
Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it
*Gets left on read*
I'll have you know, that got me a message "
That's what all the single females on fab say   |
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"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.
Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz
Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it
*Gets left on read*
I'll have you know, that got me a message
That's what all the single females on fab say "
I'm a couple... honest... |
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"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.
Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz
Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it
*Gets left on read*
I'll have you know, that got me a message
That's what all the single females on fab say
I'm a couple... honest... "
Fake couples profile suspected
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"I have puppies ........real ones ha ha can I stroke your puppies
Dont be fooled...
Typical single female on here.....
They will end up being decrepit hamsters"
Ooooops I was talking about my Beagle bums ha ha |
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"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.
Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz
Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it
*Gets left on read*
I'll have you know, that got me a message
That's what all the single females on fab say
I'm a couple... honest...
Fake couples profile suspected
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But I can suck for hours! All night long in fact... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".
Am I in your knickers yet? "
This sounds like a really great approach... I'm sure if I give it some thought I can adapt it to be a success with the ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think we would write. Any guys like a 10" clit. Well the guys brag about their big cocks so wht not the ladies about clits. Or a black lady writes i have a 10"bbc (big black clit) now thats role reversal lmao. John |
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"But this is the reality ...single guys that I fancy and who fit my preferences are rare and therefor hot commodity  "
I know right?!?
I messaged hundreds of men with a friendly "hey" opener, even sent a close up picture of my clitoris... some of those rude jerks didn't even read the message!
Proper joke this site. Bet most profiles aren't even real |
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"I can suck dick for hours
If you’re sucking my dick for hours you’re not very good at it and I’m probably asleep."
For me it's not even about them being good, it's about them thinking I'd 2ant that for hours! |
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"I would die old and alone with no sexscapades to speak of. I would fail miserably at making the first move. 
You and me both lol"
I think that's where I'll be heading, for that very reason.
Oh, if only this alternate world were real! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would die old and alone with no sexscapades to speak of. I would fail miserably at making the first move. "
Ahhh so what you’re saying is your the female version of me.  I’m sure even in fab 2.0 you’d get hit on though! |
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You know what I really like? Standing in the weights room. I don't lift, or I pretend to, but I get so horny with all the grunting and manly manly sweat smells. Some of the men sweat and it pools around their cocks and I can't take my eyes off them.
Covid makes it difficult, there are restrictions on how many can be in the room, so I'm asked to leave even more than I used to be.
Ugh. A girl has *needs*, people |
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"You know what I really like? Standing in the weights room. I don't lift, or I pretend to, but I get so horny with all the grunting and manly manly sweat smells. Some of the men sweat and it pools around their cocks and I can't take my eyes off them.
Covid makes it difficult, there are restrictions on how many can be in the room, so I'm asked to leave even more than I used to be.
Ugh. A girl has *needs*, people "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cranky, Saggy old cynic seeks remnants, leftovers and desperados. No pics necessary. "
Oh my gosh it’s almost like you’re talking to me! Just need to get rid of those stupid pictures. |
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"Cranky, Saggy old cynic seeks remnants, leftovers and desperados. No pics necessary.
Oh my gosh it’s almost like you’re talking to me! Just need to get rid of those stupid pictures."
Are you a leftover or a desperado ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them."
You probably don’t agree with terms like dilf, bwc, bbc and dad bod either I’d imagine. |
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"I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them.
You probably don’t agree with terms like dilf, bwc, bbc and dad bod either I’d imagine."
God no. Men are so oppressed with these labels. Strong, rational, capable leaders, shaken to their core by labels. We must defend them. |
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"I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them.
You probably don’t agree with terms like dilf, bwc, bbc and dad bod either I’d imagine."
I'd love to get my hands on your husband. You're a lucky woman. I'd be riding that BWC of his all night long. Absolute DILF with such a great dad bod - free now? |
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"I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them.
You probably don’t agree with terms like dilf, bwc, bbc and dad bod either I’d imagine.
I'd love to get my hands on your husband. You're a lucky woman. I'd be riding that BWC of his all night long. Absolute DILF with such a great dad bod - free now? "
Ooh you white knight, how dare you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know what I really like? Standing in the weights room. I don't lift, or I pretend to, but I get so horny with all the grunting and manly manly sweat smells. Some of the men sweat and it pools around their cocks and I can't take my eyes off them.
Covid makes it difficult, there are restrictions on how many can be in the room, so I'm asked to leave even more than I used to be.
Ugh. A girl has *needs*, people "
Ooof! I think I'm getting even more hot reading this! |
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"You know what I really like? Standing in the weights room. I don't lift, or I pretend to, but I get so horny with all the grunting and manly manly sweat smells. Some of the men sweat and it pools around their cocks and I can't take my eyes off them.
Covid makes it difficult, there are restrictions on how many can be in the room, so I'm asked to leave even more than I used to be.
Ugh. A girl has *needs*, people
Ooof! I think I'm getting even more hot reading this! "
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"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!
In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.
So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour "
Globetrotting, mid butting, cake eating sporting voyeur here
On reflection prob not that much in common, but I really, like REALLY want to stroke your chest hair
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s up, you shy??????
Wants lmao emoji so bad"
I’d show you the code but I’m currently fronting a peaceful one man emoji protest just to see how long I can go without using them and how many people misinterpret the context of my posts without them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make really nice cheesecake "
Are you coming on to me?
Because I am so sick of woman just thinking I’m a piece a of meat ya know! I’m not gonna fuck every woman on Fabs!
Also stop with the unsolicited Vagina pics!
And what is it with tits next to a Virgin remote or can of impulse?!? Am I right guys or what? |
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"What’s up, you shy??????
Wants lmao emoji so bad
I’d show you the code but I’m currently fronting a peaceful one man emoji protest just to see how long I can go without using them and how many people misinterpret the context of my posts without them.
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Keep it straight friend, let the white space breathe |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I make really nice cheesecake
Are you coming on to me?
Because I am so sick of woman just thinking I’m a piece a of meat ya know! I’m not gonna fuck every woman on Fabs!
Also stop with the unsolicited Vagina pics!
And what is it with tits next to a Virgin remote or can of impulse?!? Am I right guys or what?"
impulse I prefer to use Charlie red |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s up, you shy??????
Wants lmao emoji so bad
I’d show you the code but I’m currently fronting a peaceful one man emoji protest just to see how long I can go without using them and how many people misinterpret the context of my posts without them.
Keep it straight friend, let the white space breathe"
Word sister. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I make really nice cheesecake
Are you coming on to me?
Because I am so sick of woman just thinking I’m a piece a of meat ya know! I’m not gonna fuck every woman on Fabs!
Also stop with the unsolicited Vagina pics!
And what is it with tits next to a Virgin remote or can of impulse?!? Am I right guys or what?
impulse I prefer to use Charlie red "
Oh well I guess that’s okay then, makes a whole world of difference lol x |
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