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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Would you have sex with Santa? Or Mrs Santa?

Asking for a friend on the Naughty List

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Oh mrs Santa would be a yes for me. Hopefully she will sit down on my lap

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple over a year ago

In The Hills

Yes to both

Alice x

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By *ot monkey71Couple over a year ago

middlesbrough

You would need a hoe hoe hoe for that, well at least one anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes Santa is hot all that long hair and beard

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Plus you get milk and cookies too win win for me

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

No to Santa. That massive white beard and beer belly. And he never takes his boots off.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Yes, and I’d cum on his beard

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

What is this sex you speak of?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I'll happily dress as sexy Mrs Claus but I don't ever wanna shag Santa!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be greedy and have both at the same time lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No to Santa. That massive white beard and beer belly. And he never takes his boots off. "

You have tried though?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Oh mrs Santa would be a yes for me. Hopefully she will sit down on my lap

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"No to Santa. That massive white beard and beer belly. And he never takes his boots off.

You have tried though?

The flickering firelight. Too much mulled wine. The warm glow from Rudolph's nose. It was tempting at the time. But I regretted it afterwards. During Christmas Dinner I was still picking long white hairs out from between my teeth.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yes to both

Alice x"

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I’m sorry I wouldn’t but I’d do Rudolph

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, yes. Mrs Santa is sexi, always want her

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Absolutely yes!!

Jo.Xx

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yes Santa is hot all that long hair and beard

Isn't he just

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hell yeah, a sexy mrs santa all dress up. Who wouldn't give her a fuck before she goes.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Plus you get milk and cookies too win win for me

Plus brandy and mincepies...

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What does Santa look like x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is just creepy ....

I can’t imagine Santa being a fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does Santa look like x"

Red, horns, tail, pointy beard. Carries a pitchfork.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What does Santa look like x

Red, horns, tail, pointy beard. Carries a pitchfork. "

Erm that is the Devil.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What does Santa look like x

Red, horns, tail, pointy beard. Carries a pitchfork. "

Or the Angel of doom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does Santa look like x

Red, horns, tail, pointy beard. Carries a pitchfork.

Erm that is the Devil."

Damn, turns out I sold my soul to Santa then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Already had him, he wasn't all that.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Mrs Santa for me please

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By *exySquirrelsCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

May have dressed as Mrs Clause for Red the other night

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Threesome. I’m feeling like a ho...ho ho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kylie dressed like Santa......

Yeah that'll do it x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd have to be quick .. there's lots of presents to deliver

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No to Santa. That massive white beard and beer belly. And he never takes his boots off. "

I've been known to keep mine on

Boots I mean, not beard and beerbelly

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Well, he does have experience in coming down your chimney....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lord no. I don’t want him emptying his sack all over me or him getting stuck up my chimney.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yes, and I’d cum on his beard

Don't try that at the grotto

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’m sorry I wouldn’t but I’d do Rudolph "

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By *inky_katrinaTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow

Like the scene in bad santa, funky me santa xxx lol

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

It depends who was wearing the costume.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No to Santa. That massive white beard and beer belly. And he never takes his boots off.

You have tried though?

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By *nDnRnRCouple over a year ago

Belfast, Dublin, London, Gran Canaria

Hmm... Big beard and too many mince pies...sorry Santa, you probably sweat a lot too

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Already had him, he wasn't all that.

Well I think we know what list you're on

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Now that's a hard one

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Threesome. I’m feeling like a ho...ho ho"

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By *ull_circleWoman over a year ago

Brighton

Red faced overweight man emptying his sack all over the lounge sounds like my dating history

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kurt Russell as Santa Claus - abso-frickin-lutely

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Lord no. I don’t want him emptying his sack all over me or him getting stuck up my chimney."

Tell it to the judge

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I hope Mr KC wants a Mrs Santa - I'm dressing up on Sunday for a good cause

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Depends. If she's in a nice furry suit then yes. If ity just one of the poundland cheap felt numbers then no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea a Mrs santa could sit on my lap and tell me what she wanted for Xmas hehe

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