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A girl asks her doctor "how many calories are in cum?"
the Doctor replys,
"Honey, if you swallow, nobody cares if your fat"
ok am not doing the fat jibe at anyone before they get posting. just thought the calorie counting bit was funny. xxx |
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My partner once said to me, I want us to be more experimental, I want us to make love like they do in the movies, so I bent her over and fucked her in the arse then straight to her mouth for a face fuck finishing off over her face, turns out we don't watch the same movies. |
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"My partner once said to me, I want us to be more experimental, I want us to make love like they do in the movies, so I bent her over and fucked her in the arse then straight to her mouth for a face fuck finishing off over her face, turns out we don't watch the same movies."
love it
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but sounds like me and you watch the same movies lol  |
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"My partner once said to me, I want us to be more experimental, I want us to make love like they do in the movies, so I bent her over and fucked her in the arse then straight to her mouth for a face fuck finishing off over her face, turns out we don't watch the same movies."
At the risk of thread drift I recently watched a very funny Dara O'Brien sketch where he opined on the notion that kids in the future will blame their lack of fertility on your scenario, as the ease of availability of porn will have them thinking that is "how sex is done"  |
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