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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ma hole 
Your hole?
His hole
Any hole
Is a goal
Is a pole
Like a mole
In my soul
But not a troll
Who's a troll"
The one that takes their soup with a roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A horny sesh
This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point.
Hoooonk hooooooonk!
God yes, right there... don't stop!  "
Can I motorboat your cleavage while I tweak your nipples and honk your boobs? |
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"A horny sesh
This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point.
Hoooonk hooooooonk!
God yes, right there... don't stop!
Can I motorboat your cleavage while I tweak your nipples and honk your boobs?"
I thought you'd never ask! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A horny sesh
This, although I'd settle for someone honking my boobs at this point.
Hoooonk hooooooonk!
God yes, right there... don't stop!
Can I motorboat your cleavage while I tweak your nipples and honk your boobs?
I thought you'd never ask!"
Well this is fun!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex. 
Can I get the slippers then? 
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?"
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me |
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me"
I'm sorry? No, can't hear you  |
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me"
Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me
Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life! "
Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water 
That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!
I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it "
I kinda like your bum....cant I just plug it for you? |
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"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water
That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!
I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it "
Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped  |
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me
Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!
Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes! "
I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden |
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me
Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!
Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!
I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden "
Showers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water
That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!
I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it
Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped "
I'd happily pump _luebell888's bottom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me
Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!
Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!
I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden "
That was my best rap work....it was also my only rap work which kinda makes it the best. I was proud of those lyrics. |
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"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water
That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!
I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it
Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped "
I confess |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me
Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!
Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!
I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden
That was my best rap work....it was also my only rap work which kinda makes it the best. I was proud of those lyrics."
Get a room you pair for Christmas x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water
That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!
I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it
Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped
I confess "
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me
Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!
Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!
I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden
That was my best rap work....it was also my only rap work which kinda makes it the best. I was proud of those lyrics."
It was my only rap work. I’m surprised we didn’t get signed off the back of them |
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"I need new wellies as mine are letting in water
That's literally they're only job and they're failing at that!
I also need a new bum as mine has a hole in it
Ssssshhhh only confess that if you want it pumped
I confess "
I hope you're ready to be tied to his Christmas tree for his kinky Christmas fantasy?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex or slippers but I’d prefer sex.
Can I get the slippers then?
They’re pink.
They'll do....mine are starting to talk to me when I walk
What are they saying to you? Is it intelligent?
I dont do intelligent chats! I switch off when I hear intelligence anywhere around me
Did we or did we not have intelligent chats?? I gave hi the best rhymes of my life!
Yeah but you flashed your boobs....I'll consider intelligence for boob flashes!
I wish I still had that profile so I could read those again. They were golden
That was my best rap work....it was also my only rap work which kinda makes it the best. I was proud of those lyrics.
It was my only rap work. I’m surprised we didn’t get signed off the back of them "
I was offered a £10 million contract but only on the condition you changed your name to Jamie Bants! You refused so we lost out |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"....... curry or nuts
Or 1 nut 
You could not handle my home made curry its hot ohh that's fighting talk.
You keep mentioning curry ha you brought it up first, something to do with retirement and India I believe "
Yes I'm still waiting x |
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