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U.S.P.!
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"What is your unique selling point? " I didn't think we were allowed to sell or buy???  | |||
"I'm an incredibly fuck. "Definitely this  | |||
"I'm an incredibly fuck. "Incredibly or incredible mind going on over drive here  | |||
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"What is your unique selling point? I didn't think we were allowed to sell or buy??? "Where's a facepalm emoji when ya need one! | |||
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"I'm available " (after covid etc etc before I get hate mail) | |||
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"I'm available (after covid etc etc before I get hate mail) " Good man! We don't want anyone sending you hate mail! | |||
"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice). " Sold! Bring the biscuits  | |||
"that i dont have one. im ultimatly flexible and can be shaped to your needs" How flexible? Can you do the splits? | |||
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"that i dont have one. im ultimatly flexible and can be shaped to your needs How flexible? Can you do the splits? "depends how low you expect me to get | |||
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"Annoying " And a jinx.  | |||
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"Annoying And a jinx. " | |||
"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice). Sold! Bring the biscuits "I'll grab my custard creams | |||
"I'm available (after covid etc etc before I get hate mail) " What about covid you......oh right lol | |||
"I’m unique. "The world couldn't cope with the amount of sexy if there were more than one of you | |||
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"I’m unique.
The world couldn't cope with the amount of sexy if there were more than one of you "I was hoping you could cope with me twice though | |||
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"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice). Sold! Bring the biscuits
I'll grab my custard creams "Better make it two packets. | |||
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"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice). Sold! Bring the biscuits
I'll grab my custard creams
Better make it two packets. "2 packets & a cheeky pack of shortbread fingers, just in case | |||
"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice). Sold! Bring the biscuits
I'll grab my custard creams "Beltin x | |||
"I come with biscuits (cake too, if you're nice). Sold! Bring the biscuits
I'll grab my custard creams
Better make it two packets.
2 packets & a cheeky pack of shortbread fingers, just in case "I have cake if we run out | |||
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"My amazing wit, my sparkling repartee, my charm and ........ my modesty. " I should also point out that i am the world champion hugger for the last 6 years. | |||
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"I’m unique.
The world couldn't cope with the amount of sexy if there were more than one of you
I was hoping you could cope with me twice though "I can more than cope with your twice. And cope with you more than twice | |||
"Will put out for food " That's screwed my unique selling point now.  | |||
"Will put out for food That's screwed my unique selling point now. "Shit. If that was your USP, it means it’s not really that U to me! I need a new one! | |||
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"Annoying And a jinx. "And the queen of diversions
Our USP is we will fuck your partners, not let you watch and not give them back until the next day | |||
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"I’m a bald, hairy, married, cheating, narcissistic, mythomaniacal, coitophobic,, indiscreet, fake, ungenuine, unprofessional, creepy, patronisingly sycophantic sesquipedalian. Think that about covers it." Will you marry me | |||
"I’m a bald, hairy, married, cheating, narcissistic, mythomaniacal, coitophobic,, indiscreet, fake, ungenuine, unprofessional, creepy, patronisingly sycophantic sesquipedalian. Think that about covers it. Will you marry me "I can do bigamy too | |||
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"I'm just me " And don't ever change | |||
"Im fucking amazeballs" Hey that's my line! ! | |||
"Im fucking amazeballs Hey that's my line! ! " We've changed your's - remember??? | |||
"Im fucking amazeballs Hey that's my line! ! We've changed your's - remember???" Who’s line is it anyway lol | |||
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"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse "Your local McDonald's is about to run out. Lol | |||
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"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse
Your local McDonald's is about to run out. Lol"Thats fine we have 5 local McDonald's | |||
Jo.Xx | |||
"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse
Your local McDonald's is about to run out. Lol
Thats fine we have 5 local McDonald's "I've just googled them. I'm on my way. | |||
"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse
Your local McDonald's is about to run out. Lol
Thats fine we have 5 local McDonald's "Ketchup with that??? | |||
"I make everyone cum "That’s fighting talk | |||
"Buy me 20 chicken nuggs and you can cum in my arse "Forget cumming in your arse I’ve just cum in my pants reading this. Thank you  | |||
"I make everyone cum
That’s fighting talk "Can i be the referee? | |||
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"I orgasm constantly - around 20 times per minute. Feels bloody marvellous! Damn I miss sex! "Id have to take my socks off to count that high. | |||
"I make everyone cum
That’s fighting talk "Yet to fail haha | |||
"I orgasm constantly - around 20 times per minute. Feels bloody marvellous! Damn I miss sex!
Id have to take my socks off to count that high. "Well guys fucking in socks is a no no anyway! | |||
"I orgasm constantly - around 20 times per minute. Feels bloody marvellous! Damn I miss sex!
Id have to take my socks off to count that high.
Well guys fucking in socks is a no no anyway! "Well i better make sure you reach more than 10. Lol | |||
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"Slutty chic here "Hello stranger  | |||
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"Eh? I don't need to explain that!! "You may have to as I have no idea | |||
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"I have no illusions about my shortcomings. " Ha! ‘Short’ comings  | |||
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"I'm an incredibly fuck. "Incredible pics, wow. We always try to come as one | |||
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"I have no illusions about my shortcomings. Ha! ‘Short’ comings "Calling them "longcomings" has rather different resonances. | |||
"I have no illusions about my shortcomings. Ha! ‘Short’ comings
Calling them "longcomings" has rather different resonances. "Apparently a lot of men pay good money for long comings. In the form of a little blue pill, I believe? | |||
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