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Shush don’t tell anybody but..........
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Here’s the premise, it’s a bit fiddly but stick with it, it might be fun.
Join the thread, then message somebody in the thread and tell them something about yourself, then here’s the twist, when you receive a message, post the info on the thread, but don’t reveal who sent it to you.
Got it. Play nice, have fun, respect filters (which you have to anyway, after all they’re filters).
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over a year ago
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I'm in |
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over a year ago
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I’m in x |
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over a year ago
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In  |
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lips are sealed.
nobody talks to me anyway  |
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over a year ago
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Can you believe someone enjoys inflatable gimp sex with their neighbour. I’ve seen the pics  |
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"Can you believe someone enjoys inflatable gimp sex with their neighbour. I’ve seen the pics "
I already know that's you, Fiddles  |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Can you believe someone likes peeing themselves  |
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over a year ago
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I like to stroke my pussy |
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Somebody professes to be feckin amazing.
I kind of agree.  |
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over a year ago
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I'm gonna change my name to Mischievous Midnight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to dance round my bedroom singing in the dark
normally when my leccy meters ran out
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over a year ago
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I did a streak down a busy street full of outdoor cafes in Europe chased by a policeman |
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This should be fun lol
I'm in. |
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I like to swirl my finger round the peanut butter jar & lick it off |
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Somebody loves to watch cunnilingus porn as she err I mean they masturbate.  |
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over a year ago
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Im in  |
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over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By *luns1Man
over a year ago
Preston |
I'm in, this could be interesting. |
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i like playing knock a door run to my neighbours just to wind the paranoid fckrs up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you believe that someone on here likes to taste their own pre cum  |
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over a year ago
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I love spanking  |
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over a year ago
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Someone gets turned on when ladies ask for naked pics of himself x |
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over a year ago
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Someone likes to take big bites of cheese then put it back in the wrapper in the fridge x  |
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I like to pee over my fingers and then lick them dry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to dress up in sexy underwear and dance around my bedroom singing 'i feel pretty, oh so pretty'
And no it’s not Buffalo Bill  |
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over a year ago
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"I like to pee over my fingers and then lick them dry "
In fairness this could be anyone on the thread |
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I like to be face fucked till I ch0ke.  |
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over a year ago
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I like to ring up my bank when masturbating & see how long they'll stay on the line
This ones kinkayyy  |
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over a year ago
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I like to be pinned down and serviced regularly |
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over a year ago
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I'm in |
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"I'm in" and I'm glad wooowchaaa |
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I also like to leave my curtains open when I have sex. I live in a ground floor flat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am an innocent angel... My halo twinkles and gleams with innocence |
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over a year ago
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Count me in! |
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over a year ago
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I’m in  |
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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago
North West |
Someone loves going to Asda straight after bareback sex, And giving miserable married men the eye |
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I like to buff my bottom everyday with some silky talcum powderthat i apply with a dusting poofe  |
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over a year ago
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Someone has been looking in here for months but has only had interest from time wasters x |
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By *innMan
over a year ago
edinburgh |
I’m in - could be hilarious or erotic |
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over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
I love my left ball being deep sucked while getting man milked,  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
I wank using my friends girlfriends used underwear in our uni house |
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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago
North West |
Another one, Someone loves hanging the washing out topless when they know their neighbours off work..Be keeping my eye out on my days off now  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Tindergirl is on my holist x |
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over a year ago
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I'm in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont tell anyone, but I love to finger my own arse |
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This chap told me that
Since joining fab, A few TS's have pricked my interest |
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A sexy lady has said to me that she likes to go to work without knickers & take photos of her pussy under the desk to send to people
She hasn’t sent to me yet I should add |
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Shh don't tell but as keen as they are men seem to stand me up more than they meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok I’ll give this a go  |
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over a year ago
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"Shh don't tell but as keen as they are men seem to stand me up more than they meet. "
Preach.. ain't that the truth |
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Somebody is guilty of getting a hard on on a bumpy bus journey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love my left ball being deep sucked while getting man milked, "
Awww what about righty? |
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over a year ago
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"Someone has been looking in here for months but has only had interest from time wasters x "
Keep looking, some of us are genuine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession
I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away
He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately. |
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over a year ago
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Anyone want to get to know this hot lady?
I only sent a photo of my pussy to a work colleague and said it was an accident  |
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"A sexy lady has said to me that she likes to go to work without knickers & take photos of her pussy under the desk to send to people
She hasn’t sent to me yet I should add "
I can also confirm not receiving knickerless pics ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need new pics... twice? Almost an insult
Sussh
Don't tell anyone
But I've got off to Incandescents pics
Twice,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession
I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away
He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ssshhhh don’t tell anyone but toys don’t work for me. It’s like having a starter without a main course. I need the main course
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession
I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away
He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.
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You volunteering lovely?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This guy, has a thing for pierced nipples
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession
I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away
He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.
You volunteering lovely? "
Might be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession
I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away
He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.
You volunteering lovely?
Might be "
I’ve let him know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This guy, has a thing for pierced nipples
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over a year ago
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"Somebody is guilty of getting a hard on on a bumpy bus journey. "
Can you DM the bus route please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession
I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away
He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.
You volunteering lovely?
Might be
I’ve let him know "
Are you cilla? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it’s not too difficult to work out who sent me this confession
I floss my japs eye once a day to keep the doctor away
He’s needs sex. Now. Urgently. Desperately.
You volunteering lovely?
Might be
I’ve let him know
Are you cilla? "
Been called worse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to masterbate when my neighbours having loud sex on a sunday morning.
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Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
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A very lovely lady tells me she despairs of ever meeting a single man who can satisfy her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
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Jesus.. lesson learnt?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very lovely lady tells me she despairs of ever meeting a single man who can satisfy her. "
The struggle is real |
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Someone tells me that they sometimes like to go running with no pants on. I'm sure the neighbours all love you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely in  |
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I know a guy who wanted to be the man from Atlantis when he was a kid.
Not the most scandalous of secrets but it’s a start. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
A guy goes commando at work hoping that some one he likes notices he would also love to rim them. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
And he wears medium on the floor when shes in |
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Oooooh. The same guy also once took their cousins knickers out of the wash basket to smell them.
I would like to be priest just so I could spend all day hearing confessions |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Tinder girl is hot says this man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
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Could be anyone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love to cover my freshly shaven balls in imperial leather talc
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone "
Haha. |
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I know a guy that has a crush on his mums best friend too |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha. "
You? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“When I lost my virginity I had to stop and go for a pee.”
Awww bless  |
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I know a guy who when he ‘shoots his love piss, he makes a toy gun noise until he’s emptied his spuds’
Personally, I hope it’s the ‘ptew ptew’ Star Wars hun noises |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?"
We've all been there right??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have serious self confidence issues. I'm like a swan... smooth and graceful above the surface, but beneath, I'm a leg swinging crazy mess!  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
8 inch but plugs this one x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went down on a girl once and cut my lip on her pussy piercing xx
I do have a scar on my lip where it was involved in an incident  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I went down on a girl once and cut my lip on her pussy piercing xx
I do have a scar on my lip where it was involved in an incident "
Looks at close ups of face pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right?? "
No xx
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
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Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,  |
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over a year ago
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Some dirty person likes to masterbate to lesbians strap on porn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
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Pffffttt 8 inches. That’s foreplay  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Some dirty person likes to masterbate to lesbians strap on porn "
Mr Mystique |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs, "
Lube baby lube  |
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Pffffttt 8 inches. That’s foreplay " ahh lol  |
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube " you don't think I tried that,,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to play with the curtains open!! Flashing who’s walking by!
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I like to play with the curtains open!! Flashing who’s walking by!
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Mr Mystique also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,, "
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So this lovely lady wants:
a volunteer, preferable male and tall for strap on fucking.
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently " think it may have had more to do with the serious sharp fake nail and the zero warning,
Lube was the second try, lol
So needless to say my hat comes off to the 8" er,
Total respect  |
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently " you promise to be gentle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've ejaculated thinking about you before....  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle "
I dont. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
" I've ejaculated thinking about you before.... "
Thanks I know |
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over a year ago
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle "
I'll have you squealing like a little piggie |
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle
I dont." I'm OK with rough curry dinner, bring that on,,  |
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle
I'll have you squealing like a little piggie" ohh promises promises |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
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“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?
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He gets everywhere |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle
I dont. I'm OK with rough curry dinner, bring that on,, "
Curry your getting a peanut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?
He gets everywhere "
You know  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
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“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?
He gets everywhere
You know "
I know x |
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I just had this blinder of a confession from a dreamy calamity duo:
I snapped my Mr's bungee cord and he p*ssed out in the bathroom, I didn't know what to do so I phoned a ambulance it cost us £70 as when he came round and the ambulance crew arrived he refused to show them |
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“I smell great anyone want a sniff? Please?
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I taste great. Anyone want a taste?
(Nobody messaged me that)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody is guilty of getting a hard on on a bumpy bus journey. " omg when i was younger b4 i could drive i used busses..sometimes i missed the stop because i had such a hard on lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Count me in  |
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This confession came through from a wallflower,
I don't like to brag, 'cos you know how shy and retiring and modest i am, but i was pleased to be able to post on the' my dick is bigger than 9inches' thread...it was one of my proudest moments
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"This confession came through from a wallflower,
I don't like to brag, 'cos you know how shy and retiring and modest i am, but i was pleased to be able to post on the' my dick is bigger than 9inches' thread...it was one of my proudest moments
" its him again I'm out
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"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle
I dont. I'm OK with rough curry dinner, bring that on,,
Curry your getting a peanut " ahhh lol
You do know my appetite is the biggest thing about me,, and that's saying something considering the size of my,, emmm,, Hands,  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Now this 1 impressed me,,,,,,,,
thought I would show off another party trick and got a 8 inch butt plug put it in and couldn’t get it back out as it taperd down from 8 inches to 1 inch end up needing to next day order numbing lube and stay up all night to get it out as I didn’t want to go to hospital.
Could be anyone
Haha.
You?
We've all been there right??
No xx
Thats a most Deffo no from me,
I couldn't handle a pinky ffs,
Lube baby lube you don't think I tried that,,
Bend over... Let Nurse Fetish ease you in gently you promise to be gentle
I dont. I'm OK with rough curry dinner, bring that on,,
Curry your getting a peanut ahhh lol
You do know my appetite is the biggest thing about me,, and that's saying something considering the size of my,, emmm,, Hands, "
Ok 3 peanuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sexxxxxyyyyyy....
I like to sensuously rub body yogurt into my boobs, caressing slowly and sexily as the cool gel hits my skin and causes it to goosepimple whilst filming myself on video to send to certain lucky Mr X
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like a fun game. I'm in  |
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"Sexxxxxyyyyyy....
I like to sensuously rub body yogurt into my boobs, caressing slowly and sexily as the cool gel hits my skin and causes it to goosepimple whilst filming myself on video to send to certain lucky Mr X
" jeeeaaasssuuuuuuussss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to play trumpet/cornet in brass band, which gave me great lip skills
Oofftt love getting my lips around a nice mouth piece |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hysterical I'm in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to play trumpet/cornet in brass band, which gave me great lip skills
Oofftt love getting my lips around a nice mouth piece.
Watch out for the trilling skills |
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Beans on toast nailed. I’m back in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a sexual fantasy but have no idea how to make it come true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I one wanked on cam wearing silky knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cutie
I really want to spend a night with a trans girl with big boobs even though I classify myself as straight. |
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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago
North West |
This person hasn't had sex in 6 months..I'm sure you'll get some soon  |
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over a year ago
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I'm confused  |
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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago
North West |
We've got a contender for drought of the year, Hard to believe as they're an absolute stunner
"No touch from a man since march..The longest time since I was 18" |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
The best I've ever done was 3 rounds of sex without a break in between.
We must've fucked for over 2 hours... |
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over a year ago
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
This naughty confessor says
I’ve masturbated over your photos and videos on numerous occasions xx  |
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The girl I had my first kiss with and the girl I lost my virginity to both had the same first name. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was 47 when I first shaved my balls.
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"I was 47 when I first shaved my balls.
" Jesus were you tripping up all the time, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to be a greedy guy at a club instead of a greedy girl. I’d have to pleasure any woman as they wished who wanted me for as long as they wanted too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kk in the year of our Lord 2020 I involuntarily became a monk... Now... For my new years resolution.... After covid I shall sleep with whome ever I can...
But only with the lights off as I'm still shy |
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"Kk in the year of our Lord 2020 I involuntarily became a monk... Now... For my new years resolution.... After covid I shall sleep with whome ever I can...
But only with the lights off as I'm still shy" ohhh no darkness fun times should be against the law. |
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I put the empty orange juice carton back in the fridge,,
Tutt tutt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stole a Kit Kat from the communal fridge at work. Shit hit the fan and an email from the guy who’s Kit Kat it was went round to all users.
Then an email from HR went round.
I don’t even feel that bad
(Laughing at this one)
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I want to meet a guy that will fuck me like he loves me but then go home and never speak to me again. |
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