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What daft things parents would say to you as a child???
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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago
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Did your parents say the most utter stupid things to you when you were growing up through childhood? Like....
When naughty, they'd say "Do you want a slap or a spanking?" (did they expect you to say "Yes please!") 
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"I'm going to make you laugh on the other side of your face!" (Ehhh?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dnt stop crying or i will give u something to cry about!
stop playing with ur food!
if u dnt stop pulling a fce the wind will change direction and u will stay looking like that!
or if they smacked u they starting saying it in rythum of slap " dnt do it again" etc etc |
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When eating a sandwich I would always leave the 'crusts' and my mum would say " if you don't eat your crusts you'll never have curly hair". I had poker straight hair and as I didn't want curls I made sure I never ate them even when I wanted to!  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
My Mum's was "Get out of my sight!" So I went off to my room. But she caught me moving the portable television into my room. Not my fault she came up the stairs and caught me in her sight I hasten to add!
I have threatened my little one with "dont make me count to 5!" I still have no idea whats going to happen after 5 though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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M is never going to repeat this with our boys:
M was 15 when his mother thrust one of his porn mags (she'd found it under his bed) under his nose and shouted "so what do you do with the like of this?" He answer was "are you serious?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the wind changes u will stay like that!! When pulling a face! Really?????? I used to pull the strangest faces to test the theory 
So did it work? (ducks)  "
Ummmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't stop laughing I will make you smile on the other side of your face"
"If you don't start enjoying yourself I will give you such a slap"
"Eat all your food there are starving children in China" (to which I replied once too often "Well give it to them then!")
..And what was all that about putting me to bed when I was wide awake and waking me up when I was fast asleep...??
...And all that spitting in a handkerchief and wiping your face ffs ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't believe no one has mentioned..
"Wait till your father gets home!"
Never failed to scare the shit out of me."
I was going to say that but saw you had... And my Dad couldn't be arsed anyway. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
you needent think your going out dressed like that go and change
if you dont eat that meal your have it for every meal till you do eat it
have you got clean knickers on in case you get run over by a bus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shut your mouth and eat your food"... this was invariably followed by a slap, because I them shoved the fork in the side of my face and said through clenched lips " I cant eat this way"
"did you do that", pointng at some misdemeanor... the answer was always "no", I usually blamed one of my other 4 siblings or the dog.
As small kids after a bath, we would lie on the towel and mum would "flour us for the oven".
My mum died a few weeks back and a lot of this stupid things that were said as a kid came flooding back
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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago
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"I can't believe no one has mentioned..
"Wait till your father gets home!"
Never failed to scare the shit out of me."
In our house, it was....
"Wait till your mother gets home!"
Jeez, that waiting time till her arrival was hell!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was about 18 I met my mum for a drink in my regular pub. She put her hand on my knee and in a load voice said "What would your mum say if she knew we were out together". I could've died. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In response to the whingy "I'm boooored" line...
"Stand on your head and sing the alleluia chorus"
Backfired on her when we all did it!
We also did as we were told when she said "Hold your tongue for 5 minutes" We'd hold our tongues and count the seconds, nice and loud |
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