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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace  |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace "
I think I’ve just said all of them on the way home from the Trafford centre. Apart from the woman comment.
But the other one you will notice most nob head drivers have hats on. FACT. You’ll notice that now and think of me   |
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"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace "
Several times on a daily basis with being on the road all day a lot off the time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometime I wish lockdown back, it was so peaceful on my way to work.
I don’t tend to lose it anymore like few years ago but the odd shouting make me feel better. Especially the middle lane hoggers !! I swear in french so you might not know lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace "
You made me laugh I use all of them a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace
I think I’ve just said all of them on the way home from the Trafford centre. Apart from the woman comment.
But the other one you will notice most nob head drivers have hats on. FACT. You’ll notice that now and think of me "
I’m glad you said most I wear a hat sometimes but I’m
A good driver and not a nob driver and never had an accident touch wood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont drive but ride a cycle and my fave is ffs I only shaved my legs last night! They that close passing lol! Plus thanks for cutting me up u cunt! X"
so funny
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And you can wait!
Don't you dare indicate, I have my telepathy on today...ffs
And you can fuck off!
I don't think so!
All of the above is usually said when I am driving in familiar territory and I am confident.
When I don't know where I am heading to I am a panicking stress head who is on the brink of a breakdown at any second, and in a bath of sweat.... I could cry
 
Her x |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"And you can wait!
Don't you dare indicate, I have my telepathy on today...ffs
And you can fuck off!
I don't think so!
All of the above is usually said when I am driving in familiar territory and I am confident.
When I don't know where I am heading to I am a panicking stress head who is on the brink of a breakdown at any second, and in a bath of sweat.... I could cry
Her x"
I’m like that if I get lost. I hate not knowing where I’m driving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shout "am I invisible? " a LOT. "
This!
Also
WTAF are you doing?
You not got an indicator?
Aye, awrite bawbag.
Hurry up ffs.
Move the fuck over.
Just you stay where you are.
And probably many others I can't think of right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And you can wait!
Don't you dare indicate, I have my telepathy on today...ffs
And you can fuck off!
I don't think so!
All of the above is usually said when I am driving in familiar territory and I am confident.
When I don't know where I am heading to I am a panicking stress head who is on the brink of a breakdown at any second, and in a bath of sweat.... I could cry
that is exactly how iam. I hate driving in unfamiliar places
Her x"
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Hmmmmmmm I'm the woman in a hat in front of you observing speed limits.
I don't say or think any of those things as I know how to drive and don't do it with my cock.
Sometimes I think .. How many cars do you want to drive?
People who mutter those things are the causers of death on the roads.
Try indicating / overtaking.
No room ?
Try some patience.
Better late than dead.
P.S. I always catch up to dickheads at the lights and laugh.
Their gear sticks must be as throttled as their dicks.
I have been in the wrong on a roundabout the other week and she called me a STUPID FUCKING COW! Fair do's  She was more upset about it than me .... |
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"Get out of my arse you twat.  "
Don't dirty that pretty mouth. Do what I do and slow down. Drives them fucking crazy. They think it's YOU but you know it's THEM.
Hope I get in front of Mr. Mystique tomorrow.
Spesh if he's a white van man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace "
#THISWOMAN
#ALLOFTHEABOVE
ohhhhhhh and WHAT THE HELL.....A**%@*& !!!!!!
# ALOT  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get out of my arse you twat.
Don't dirty that pretty mouth. Do what I do and slow down. Drives them fucking crazy. They think it's YOU but you know it's THEM.
Hope I get in front of Mr. Mystique tomorrow.
Spesh if he's a white van man."
I’m upper middle. I drive a shaguar |
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"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace
I think I’ve just said all of them on the way home from the Trafford centre. Apart from the woman comment.
But the other one you will notice most nob head drivers have hats on. FACT. You’ll notice that now and think of me "
I would LOVE to chat to you re: the hat comment !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What are you waiting for, fucking Christmas?
Oh no, not another fucking tractor.
Indicators motherfucker, do you use them?
If you get any closer your cock’ll be in my arse.
You could park the QE fucking 2 in that gap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace
#THISWOMAN
#ALLOFTHEABOVE
ohhhhhhh and WHAT THE HELL.....A**%@*& !!!!!!
# ALOT "
Just about all of them once ive calmed down a bit, at the time, it would not be repeatable on any forum, but involves a car jack banana, coconuts and a lack of lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace "
What are you waiting for?? A fucking invitation fucking go!!! Not proud I get rather upset at slow drivers |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
I say
“After you” as I kindly let people out
“Thank you” when people let me out
“Cmon lady” when I let the old lady cross
“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek” snd “sorry” if I ever have cause to go round the magic roundabout in Swindon
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sheeeps, every time I pass a field of them.
Ooo. Pretty Christmas lights, when I see blue flashing lights ahead.
Ooooo, it’s a woo woo, my kids hate that.
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Having been cut up whilst joining the motorway a few days back I gave the moron a few choice words.
When we pulled up at the lights at our exit, he got out and ran back towards us.
I opened the window and the poor guy couldn't stop apologising.
How bad did I feel then 
Must be how I look maybe.
Scary.... |
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Seriously
Do you need a ruler
A bus can fit through there
Oh your a no indicator type of car
If you wiggle over we can both get through
It’s my right of way
The Highway Code applies to cyclists too
Ooo Tune....
Shit I missed the turning
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Ermm, Hello its a pea souper and yet you think its okay to drive with no lights on.....Who gave Stevie Wonder a licence?
On a serious note, please do check, just because your dash is lit up, it doesn't mean that your lights are on.
A serious fault with new car design! |
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"Go then dickhead
Can you go any slower?
Fuck off you prick
What the fuck are you looking at?
Are you having a laugh?
You can fit a fucking bus through there
Fucking MOVE then
Bet you it’s a woman
Fucking hate Sunday drivers
For fucks sake just GO
Look at this cunt up my arse
Is there anything else you lovely people say to your fellow road users?
Love and Peace "
You waiting for a wriiten invite..
Dya want a fucking push
You can put it in 2nd now
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Road signs are there for a reason fuck head.
White circle black diagonal line, look it up in the high way code fuck head.
And my personal fave, if you can't handle that size car try a shopping trolley. |
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