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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

OMG! 24

That the problem with Jaffa cakes, one is not enough and one packet doesn’t contain many so two is inevitable

Good on you for breakfast lady! You wanna a fried egg with that

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

Terrys Chocolate orange... Tap it Unwrap it...wtf did it go? Not us surely (head bowed in shame)

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By *eavertrackerMan  over a year ago

Bridgwater

Pan cakes, croissants and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha so easily done with jaffa cakes, or chocolate fingers!

Although my weakness just now scones. Can't get enough of the things. It's like a wee alarm goes off reminding me I've not had one in a couple of hours and I'm away buttering without even thinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OMG! 24

That the problem with Jaffa cakes, one is not enough and one packet doesn’t contain many so two is inevitable

Good on you for breakfast lady! You wanna a fried egg with that "

Ha ha... come on then own up, what can’t you resist?

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By *arriLadMan  over a year ago

North West

24? That's a snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

Terrys Chocolate orange... Tap it Unwrap it...wtf did it go? Not us surely (head bowed in shame) "

I wash you of your sins, go forth and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pan cakes, croissants and coffee "

How many of each then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cannot be trusted around any 'treats'

I take 2 or 3 and then hand the pack over to someone more controlled

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha so easily done with jaffa cakes, or chocolate fingers!

Although my weakness just now scones. Can't get enough of the things. It's like a wee alarm goes off reminding me I've not had one in a couple of hours and I'm away buttering without even thinking!"

Oh I get this! Made me giggle. Yep we both have that same damn alarm

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Men who show a teeny bit of interest in me, they are a poison I will consume readily and gladly.

Oh I know! Fresh, piping hot cacio e pepe. I could devour bowls of that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24? That's a snack "

Nah.... is that a challenge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I cannot be trusted around any 'treats'

I take 2 or 3 and then hand the pack over to someone more controlled "

And you know someone? I hope you’re indulging over Christmas Mr Pudding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

It’s that time of year when the Ferrero Rochers come out, they’re dangerous I can’t stop eating them

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By *eavertrackerMan  over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Pan cakes, croissants and coffee

How many of each then? "

Pop round and I will show you,...though be warned

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men who show a teeny bit of interest in me, they are a poison I will consume readily and gladly.

Oh I know! Fresh, piping hot cacio e pepe. I could devour bowls of that."

Yours is definitely men... men... men...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toffypops! I can eat a twin pack of those, with a cup of tea, before anyone knows I bought them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

It’s that time of year when the Ferrero Rochers come out, they’re dangerous I can’t stop eating them "

Almost as bad no good as Jaffa cakes. Well done sir!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

Oooft so moreish

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pan cakes, croissants and coffee

How many of each then?

Pop round and I will show you,...though be warned "

About what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Toffypops! I can eat a twin pack of those, with a cup of tea, before anyone knows I bought them! "

What is this thing Toffypops???

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"OMG! 24

That the problem with Jaffa cakes, one is not enough and one packet doesn’t contain many so two is inevitable

Good on you for breakfast lady! You wanna a fried egg with that

Ha ha... come on then own up, what can’t you resist? "

Jaffa cakes

Ferrrro Rocher

Terry’s chocolate orange

Anything Lindor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crisps. I had to stop buying them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

Oooft so moreish"

Me or the Jaffas? Do you ever overindulge then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OMG! 24

That the problem with Jaffa cakes, one is not enough and one packet doesn’t contain many so two is inevitable

Good on you for breakfast lady! You wanna a fried egg with that

Ha ha... come on then own up, what can’t you resist?

Jaffa cakes

Ferrrro Rocher

Terry’s chocolate orange

Anything Lindor

"

. A woman after my own heart

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

It’s that time of year when the Ferrero Rochers come out, they’re dangerous I can’t stop eating them "

When the lid comes off the box they just GO!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Toffypops! I can eat a twin pack of those, with a cup of tea, before anyone knows I bought them! "

Oh god yeah, these too for me. I'm just an all over greedy bugger, I'll eat too much of anything if left to my own devices !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Crisps. I had to stop buying them."

Now if you’re saying any brand and any flavour, that’s a hell of a lot of temptation..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If I did that i'd have a rush and crash. No i'm not diabetic but sugar really is poison to me.

My weakness if nut butters. I try to use it and keep it but I eat it by the spoonful till the jar is empty.

Then shit myself for 24 hours........ nice..... glad to have shared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Toffypops! I can eat a twin pack of those, with a cup of tea, before anyone knows I bought them!

Oh god yeah, these too for me. I'm just an all over greedy bugger, I'll eat too much of anything if left to my own devices !"

Ooooh what are they?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Toffypops! I can eat a twin pack of those, with a cup of tea, before anyone knows I bought them!

What is this thing Toffypops??? "

Omfg!! Seriously, find them! They are just too good!!

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By *eavertrackerMan  over a year ago

Bridgwater


"Pan cakes, croissants and coffee

How many of each then?

Pop round and I will show you,...though be warned

About what? "

My other craving may become apparent

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I did that i'd have a rush and crash. No i'm not diabetic but sugar really is poison to me.

My weakness if nut butters. I try to use it and keep it but I eat it by the spoonful till the jar is empty.

Then shit myself for 24 hours........ nice..... glad to have shared. "

Thanks for the digestion tip

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan  over a year ago

Northants

Pringles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Toffypops! I can eat a twin pack of those, with a cup of tea, before anyone knows I bought them!

What is this thing Toffypops???

Omfg!! Seriously, find them! They are just too good!! "

I’m a stuffed mess in the sofa but seriously interested

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I cannot be trusted around any 'treats'

I take 2 or 3 and then hand the pack over to someone more controlled

And you know someone? I hope you’re indulging over Christmas Mr Pudding "

Yeah, my OH is one of those really controlled types round food

He has what we call 'the swag bag'

Once a month it gets stocked and then hidden from me

The odd pack of biccies is allowed in the kitchen cupboard under the ruse that I can share them with the dog

That said, certain things are not allowed in the house at all, for example, Toffifee

I can see a pack of them off in 10-15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pringles"

Ooooh yes. Another one who can’t stop until they’ve all gone? Me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How will you burn the calories off OP?

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By *00KissesCouple  over a year ago

Stourbridge

Bag of haribo,, can't resist keep going til bag gone no matter the size

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got Xmas fondant fancies calling to me from the kitchen...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I cannot be trusted around any 'treats'

I take 2 or 3 and then hand the pack over to someone more controlled

And you know someone? I hope you’re indulging over Christmas Mr Pudding

Yeah, my OH is one of those really controlled types round food

He has what we call 'the swag bag'

Once a month it gets stocked and then hidden from me

The odd pack of biccies is allowed in the kitchen cupboard under the ruse that I can share them with the dog

That said, certain things are not allowed in the house at all, for example, Toffifee

I can see a pack of them off in 10-15 minutes "

Clearly a man after my own heart. Tell me, where did you pick up your other half? Might need one of those soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How will you burn the calories off OP? "

I thought no one was going to offer. Wait. You are offering right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bag of haribo,, can't resist keep going til bag gone no matter the size "

Oooh I saw a documentary once about what they do in your stomach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How will you burn the calories off OP?

I thought no one was going to offer. Wait. You are offering right? "

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've got Xmas fondant fancies calling to me from the kitchen... "

And being the polite person you are, you have to answer all of them right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How will you burn the calories off OP?

I thought no one was going to offer. Wait. You are offering right?

Bend over "

Where’s the exercise in that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

Yeah, you’re a keeper Love Jaffa Cakes and will destroy a box with ease.

Mince pies are a serious weakness too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

The breakfast of Champions

All food is my poison - that's the problem

The rainy weather is trapping me indoors today - so I'm scared for my carpet being worn down from the sofa to the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How will you burn the calories off OP?

I thought no one was going to offer. Wait. You are offering right?

Bend over

Where’s the exercise in that? "

Err the bending over part.

And you are not inserting me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

Yeah, you’re a keeper Love Jaffa Cakes and will destroy a box with ease.

Mince pies are a serious weakness too."

Awww you know how to win a woman over...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mikado! I very very rarely buy them but when I do, they're all gone in the blink of an eye! Same with chocolate fingers, maltesers, popcorn... Anything small but in big quantities; it's like the repetitive motion soothes me.

This is why I switched to things like blueberries and small nuts/seeds that I can eat one at a time. Although every so often a pack of maltesers will still worm its way in

Hope you enjoyed your jaffa cakes! I am very jealous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

The breakfast of Champions

All food is my poison - that's the problem

The rainy weather is trapping me indoors today - so I'm scared for my carpet being worn down from the sofa to the fridge "

Have I told you recently how much I like you? We’d have so much fun together

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How will you burn the calories off OP?

I thought no one was going to offer. Wait. You are offering right?

Bend over

Where’s the exercise in that?

Err the bending over part.

And you are not inserting me "

Shhhhh don’t spoil your Christmas surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mikado! I very very rarely buy them but when I do, they're all gone in the blink of an eye! Same with chocolate fingers, maltesers, popcorn... Anything small but in big quantities; it's like the repetitive motion soothes me.

This is why I switched to things like blueberries and small nuts/seeds that I can eat one at a time. Although every so often a pack of maltesers will still worm its way in

Hope you enjoyed your jaffa cakes! I am very jealous! "

That’s a clever switch! I do love me a switch

The queasiness is wearing off and now I’m eying up a tube of Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

The breakfast of Champions

All food is my poison - that's the problem

The rainy weather is trapping me indoors today - so I'm scared for my carpet being worn down from the sofa to the fridge

Have I told you recently how much I like you? We’d have so much fun together "

Great minds think ( and eat ) alike

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

I inhaled a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles for breakfast. I only wanted a couple. I’m not sure what even happened. It was like I was possessed

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Men who show a teeny bit of interest in me, they are a poison I will consume readily and gladly.

Oh I know! Fresh, piping hot cacio e pepe. I could devour bowls of that.

Yours is definitely men... men... men... "

Have you had chocolate orange fingers yet? You'd love them.

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

McVities plain chocolate digestives for me.

LMAO @ 24 Jaffa cakes....are they cakes or biscuits though?

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Chocolate hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I inhaled a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles for breakfast. I only wanted a couple. I’m not sure what even happened. It was like I was possessed "

Never start with inhaling, that’s just asking for trouble ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men who show a teeny bit of interest in me, they are a poison I will consume readily and gladly.

Oh I know! Fresh, piping hot cacio e pepe. I could devour bowls of that.

Yours is definitely men... men... men...

Have you had chocolate orange fingers yet? You'd love them."

No. Do they talk to you with an Irish accent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"McVities plain chocolate digestives for me.

LMAO @ 24 Jaffa cakes....are they cakes or biscuits though?"

Oh no you don’t go there!!! And who really cares when they taste that good anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Chocolate hobnobs "

You and your nobs...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I inhaled a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles for breakfast. I only wanted a couple. I’m not sure what even happened. It was like I was possessed "

Is your mouth okay??

(strange question lol but whenever I eat a lot of s&v crisps my mouth goes all burnt and tingly and I regret everything )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Toffypops! I can eat a twin pack of those, with a cup of tea, before anyone knows I bought them!

What is this thing Toffypops???

Omfg!! Seriously, find them! They are just too good!!

I’m a stuffed mess in the sofa but seriously interested "

Trust me! Next time you go shopping, find em... I think you can get them in the pound shops too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"McVities plain chocolate digestives for me.

LMAO @ 24 Jaffa cakes....are they cakes or biscuits though?"

Oh, come on...this was decided back in...1991, I think it was?

A VAT Tribunal, thrillingly, found in favour of McVities that they should indeed be classified as cakes.

It's decided.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crisps. Those "sharing" bags surely aren't meant to be shared lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"McVities plain chocolate digestives for me.

LMAO @ 24 Jaffa cakes....are they cakes or biscuits though?

Oh, come on...this was decided back in...1991, I think it was?

A VAT Tribunal, thrillingly, found in favour of McVities that they should indeed be classified as cakes.

It's decided."

What’s your vice then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Crisps. Those "sharing" bags surely aren't meant to be shared lol"

Glad you feel that way too. Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I'm guilty of the jaffa cake binge

Cheesecake from the package like why dirty a bowl

Ferrero rochero

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

Oooft so moreish

Me or the Jaffas? Do you ever overindulge then? "

I can’t really think of something now probably pistachios but I did used to eat full packets of Jaffa’s x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh I'm guilty of the jaffa cake binge

Cheesecake from the package like why dirty a bowl

Ferrero rochero "

Mmmmmm cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quiche I am pretty bad with too! Once I start, I don't want to stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

Oooft so moreish

Me or the Jaffas? Do you ever overindulge then?

I can’t really think of something now probably pistachios but I did used to eat full packets of Jaffa’s x"

Good to know you’re human then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quiche I am pretty bad with too! Once I start, I don't want to stop "

Oh I have a good friend who’s addicted to quiche. She should be along soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's easily done. I've had three Lindt chocolate balls for my breakfast and I would have kept going if my partner didn't catch me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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It's easily done. I've had three Lindt chocolate balls for my breakfast and I would have kept going if my partner didn't catch me!! "

3!!!! That’s not fair. 30 and I’d understand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peanut m&ms.....although I haven't had any for months. When I do it's a family pack....

An old colleague was part of the McVities family way back, and he used to turn up with large boxes of reject jaffa cakes. Things like rejected because they were totally covered in chocolate or two stuck together..

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

Terrys Chocolate orange... Tap it Unwrap it...wtf did it go? Not us surely (head bowed in shame) "

I bought 6 for gifts last weekend... can't find then anywhere now

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm more of a crisp girl, I can easily get through a tube of Pringles or a bag of Tyrells. Tbf though the Tyrells are half air

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peanut m&ms.....although I haven't had any for months. When I do it's a family pack....

An old colleague was part of the McVities family way back, and he used to turn up with large boxes of reject jaffa cakes. Things like rejected because they were totally covered in chocolate or two stuck together.. "

I’d like a colleague like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

Terrys Chocolate orange... Tap it Unwrap it...wtf did it go? Not us surely (head bowed in shame)

I bought 6 for gifts last weekend... can't find then anywhere now "

Good job it’s still 2 weeks till Christmas

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Have you no self control woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm more of a crisp girl, I can easily get through a tube of Pringles or a bag of Tyrells. Tbf though the Tyrells are half air

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And that’s why you need more than one packet...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

I like my chocolate in the fridge and I do have a packet of Jaffa’s in there now. But I’m a massive crisp fan, I wish I could give them up, then my weight problems would be solved

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Have you no self control woman "

Says the man who eats Malteasers for fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you no self control woman "

Oh the tempestuous baker has arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I like my chocolate in the fridge and I do have a packet of Jaffa’s in there now. But I’m a massive crisp fan, I wish I could give them up, then my weight problems would be solved "

Shall I come round then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peanut m&ms.....although I haven't had any for months. When I do it's a family pack....

An old colleague was part of the McVities family way back, and he used to turn up with large boxes of reject jaffa cakes. Things like rejected because they were totally covered in chocolate or two stuck together..

I’d like a colleague like that "

You say that, but getting such a box every week can be a challenge...

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Have you no self control woman

Says the man who eats Malteasers for fun "

You called

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Have you no self control woman

Oh the tempestuous baker has arrived "

I gave a stash in the cupboard

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Have you no self control woman

Oh the tempestuous baker has arrived

I gave a stash in the cupboard "

Bloody auto carrot I have a stash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm more of a crisp girl, I can easily get through a tube of Pringles or a bag of Tyrells. Tbf though the Tyrells are half air

"

Hula Hoops & Pringles.......so hard to ignore..

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Donuts with custard x5 for breakfast , my favourite

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

I remember a few years ago, there was a triple pack containing 2 original packs an a pack of "triple choc" (chocolate sponge, chocolate orange sauce rather than orange jelly & completely coated in chocolate)... and I ate the lot in about 3 minutes

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has to be sausage rolls... Just can't resist them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mint Matchmaker's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Caramel shortcake is my lockdown vice.

Is there a support group for fellow addicts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Donuts with custard x5 for breakfast , my favourite "

Oh I’m liking you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

I remember a few years ago, there was a triple pack containing 2 original packs an a pack of "triple choc" (chocolate sponge, chocolate orange sauce rather than orange jelly & completely coated in chocolate)... and I ate the lot in about 3 minutes

Cal"

Has it put you off for life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Has to be sausage rolls... Just can't resist them!"

Oh god I love a good sausage too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mint Matchmaker's"

Oh haven’t had these for ages...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Caramel shortcake is my lockdown vice.

Is there a support group for fellow addicts? "

Maybe there should be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm more of a crisp girl, I can easily get through a tube of Pringles or a bag of Tyrells. Tbf though the Tyrells are half air

"

Savoury all the way

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"I like my chocolate in the fridge and I do have a packet of Jaffa’s in there now. But I’m a massive crisp fan, I wish I could give them up, then my weight problems would be solved

Shall I come round then? "

You only want me for my Jaffa’s ...to be honest they are Supermarket own brands

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"Donuts with custard x5 for breakfast , my favourite

Oh I’m liking you "

5 donuts on the table two for each of us and the last one we need to share , bit by bit who each of us will give the last one

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Caramel shortcake is my lockdown vice.

Is there a support group for fellow addicts?

Maybe there should be "

Good job I'm not baking today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Batternburg cake... Gets me every time

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By *andare63Man  over a year ago

oldham

Salt and vinegar pringles or chipsticks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread is doing my snack cut down no good at all....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Popcorn or crisps.. there's no end to those bags!

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

That was a pmsl moment.

Hope you feel better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I like my chocolate in the fridge and I do have a packet of Jaffa’s in there now. But I’m a massive crisp fan, I wish I could give them up, then my weight problems would be solved

Shall I come round then?

You only want me for my Jaffa’s ...to be honest they are Supermarket own brands "

As long as they’re tasty

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Kids and grown ups love it so... the happy taste of crack laden Haribo starmix

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mint Matchmaker's

Oh haven’t had these for ages... "

local shop has them in offer for a £1. Way to Tempting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Donuts with custard x5 for breakfast , my favourite

Oh I’m liking you

5 donuts on the table two for each of us and the last one we need to share , bit by bit who each of us will give the last one "

You’re on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Batternburg cake... Gets me every time "

I don’t believe I’ve ever tried it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Batternburg cake... Gets me every time

I don’t believe I’ve ever tried it..."

Oh you wouldn't like it, best stay away from it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jammy marshmallows, the type with the strip of jam down the middle, mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Salt and vinegar pringles or chipsticks "

Oooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had mince pies today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This thread is doing my snack cut down no good at all.... "

Yep, you’re a snack addict. Just can’t help yourself looking can you?

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Chocolate hobnobs

You and your nobs... "

Actually going to buy some now and have a good dunk

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa cakes?? JAFFA cakes?

Evil things. I’m shocked and disgusted now

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

why did you tell us... as Now I'm craving some x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kids and grown ups love it so... the happy taste of crack laden Haribo starmix"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

That was a pmsl moment.

Hope you feel better. "

And why do??? You been there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jammy marshmallows, the type with the strip of jam down the middle, mmmm."

With the coconut on them too? God they’re really sweet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've had mince pies today! "

Details woman... how many?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jaffa cakes?? JAFFA cakes?

Evil things. I’m shocked and disgusted now "

Awww, you’re easy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? why did you tell us... as Now I'm craving some x"

My advice? Go for it else you’ll just be craving them...

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By *ringles0510Woman  over a year ago

Central Borders

I once accidentally ate an entire bag of thai sweet chilli coated peanuts. Regretted it for 2 days!! They taste so good, but in moderation. Too much really made me feel ill

I didn't realise until the bag was empty though!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jammy marshmallows, the type with the strip of jam down the middle, mmmm.

With the coconut on them too? God they’re really sweet... "

yep those are the ones

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Anything sweet ! Literally my poison as diabetic ! I'm so bad though! Apparantly sugar is as addictive as some drugs! I gave up smoking near on 30 years ago was difficult but did it! Gave up meat 6 years or so ago was easy! But sugar will b my downfall! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ferrero rocher. Once I pop I just can’t stop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ferrero rocher. Once I pop I just can’t stop"

And I will fight any of you for them.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Haggis and Brie on a toasted roll.

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By *oo32Man  over a year ago

tipperary


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

I'd a piece of black forest gateaux....it was lovely....I regret nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I once accidentally ate an entire bag of thai sweet chilli coated peanuts. Regretted it for 2 days!! They taste so good, but in moderation. Too much really made me feel ill

I didn't realise until the bag was empty though!! "

Yep that’s me with Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anything sweet ! Literally my poison as diabetic ! I'm so bad though! Apparantly sugar is as addictive as some drugs! I gave up smoking near on 30 years ago was difficult but did it! Gave up meat 6 years or so ago was easy! But sugar will b my downfall! X"

I don’t know much about diabetes but used to live in Japan where they use Stevia as a sugar substitute in virtually everything. Is this an option for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ferrero rocher. Once I pop I just can’t stop

And I will fight any of you for them."

Hush tiger, they’re all yours...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haggis and Brie on a toasted roll. "

Well that’s new. Are they addictive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

I'd a piece of black forest gateaux....it was lovely....I regret nothing"

Just the one slice?

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By *oo32Man  over a year ago

tipperary


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

I'd a piece of black forest gateaux....it was lovely....I regret nothing

Just the one slice? "

That's all that was there

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By *andare63Man  over a year ago

oldham


"Salt and vinegar pringles or chipsticks

Oooh yes please "

There's an art to eating jaffa cakes equally Salt n vinegar chipsticks require a certain type of nibble action

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had mince pies today!

Details woman... how many? "

I had 2 they were the Sainsbury bakery ones

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Anything sweet ! Literally my poison as diabetic ! I'm so bad though! Apparantly sugar is as addictive as some drugs! I gave up smoking near on 30 years ago was difficult but did it! Gave up meat 6 years or so ago was easy! But sugar will b my downfall! X

I don’t know much about diabetes but used to live in Japan where they use Stevia as a sugar substitute in virtually everything. Is this an option for you?"

The best I do is sweetners in coffee! Cant resist choc and the diabetic stuff not good I love Cadbury x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penn state, sour cream and chive pretzels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ps there are other makes of pretzels available

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bombay or Balti mix.

Once I pop i just can't stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Salt and vinegar pringles or chipsticks

Oooh yes please

There's an art to eating jaffa cakes equally Salt n vinegar chipsticks require a certain type of nibble action "

I use the shove whole thing in gob method. You?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've had mince pies today!

Details woman... how many?

I had 2 they were the Sainsbury bakery ones "

You need corrupting you do...

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

I remember a few years ago, there was a triple pack containing 2 original packs an a pack of "triple choc" (chocolate sponge, chocolate orange sauce rather than orange jelly & completely coated in chocolate)... and I ate the lot in about 3 minutes

Cal

Has it put you off for life? "

No... Jaffa Cakes are awesome

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By *andare63Man  over a year ago

oldham


"Salt and vinegar pringles or chipsticks

Oooh yes please

There's an art to eating jaffa cakes equally Salt n vinegar chipsticks require a certain type of nibble action

I use the shove whole thing in gob method. You? "

I've been known to shovel em in when it comes to jaffa cakes. Keep yer hands and feet clear while I'm eating .

Chipsticks far more refined nibbling action with a licking of the fingers after

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

Tbh I’m really lucky - I’ve never had the urge to binge on anything - though I get dr*nk a couple of times a year - so I guess that’s binging of a kind!

I’m more the ‘putting a bit too much on your plate every meal’ type - hence the excess weight.

I do like a small bar of chocolate each day though - the smaller ones in the multipacks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread is doing my snack cut down no good at all....

Yep, you’re a snack addict. Just can’t help yourself looking can you? "

Nope...or the snack references..

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Cheese and onion crisps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone want this multi pack of lion bars?

I've gone right off 'em

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By *arriLadMan  over a year ago

North West


"Anyone want this multi pack of lion bars?

I've gone right off 'em "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Paprika crisps or double deckers

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison?

That was a pmsl moment.

Hope you feel better.

And why do??? You been there? "

Oh yeah. Mega pack sitting in the kitchen. For over a week. I have will power and patience.

Ate a whole bag jelly babies though.

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By *olex99Man  over a year ago

Hull

A packet of Mcvities milk chocolate digestive & a pot of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Potato chips are my binge weakness. With other foods I am tempted by, I rate what I call its “calorie worthiness”. Is the food temptation of such great pleasure and quality that I am willing to risk wearing it on my waste or have to work it off with more exercise

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By *otPrinceHarryMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

It won't be long before it's mince pies with (coconut) cream for breakfast for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Penn state, sour cream and chive pretzels "

Never tried them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Paprika crisps or double deckers "

How many double deckers can suck a small person scoff?

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By *oxyVikingCouple  over a year ago

East Anglia


"Paprika crisps or double deckers "

Paprika crisps are amazing!! Can’t get enough of them!

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Houmous and crisps... So bad but sooooooo nice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Paprika crisps or double deckers

How many double deckers can suck a small person scoff? "

Was the "suck" a Freudian slip, OP?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Paprika crisps or double deckers

How many double deckers can suck a small person scoff?

Was the "suck" a Freudian slip, OP?! "

Gawd didn’t even notice but seeing I know the lady in question... it fits

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Paprika crisps or double deckers

How many double deckers can suck a small person scoff? "

Well personally I can scoff four, but that’s all I’ll allow in the house at any one time..... I’m not sure how many DDs it takes to suck a small person

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"24 Jaffa cakes for breakfast today. Feeling a bit queasy now...

Your poison? "

That's practically marmalade on toast. Probably a lighter version. I don't see the problem

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By *otPrinceHarryMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Paprika crisps or double deckers "

What I love about Germany... well, one of the things I love about Germany, is that paprika on fries as ubequitous as vinegar is here.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man  over a year ago

Bristol

This time of year, it used to be Xmas puddings but I sickened myself of them..now it's mince pies, tried lots and my fav up to now is Tesco finest mini with port and brandy...come in a box of 12...(one mouthful)need I say more

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