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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We are all packed and at the airport

The Hot Tub Massive are off for a well deserved holiday to a Paradise Island in the Caribbean.

Wookie has a suitcase just for his Mankinis

BA Humbug is trying to calm down as he's overhyped

Maddie is all packed with her bikinis and flowery dresses

Chunky is brining his weapon of mass destruction to entertain the women

Miles is on his way after his recent shock of learning what it means to Snowball

Jimmy is ready to entertain us all with his naughty antics

Cindi and Rachael are looking forward to provide in the in flight entertainment with blowjobs.

Holiday Time!!!

Get on the plane all, it's taking off quicker this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I fly it again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I fly it again? "

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat? "

Yup and the flying goggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Yup and the flying goggles

Just make sure you wind the window up, it'll get a bit windy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot "
oh yer sorry panic over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Yup and the flying goggles

Just make sure you wind the window up, it'll get a bit windy

You can wind the window up????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Yup and the flying goggles

Just make sure you wind the window up, it'll get a bit windy

You can wind the window up????

Yes, we have a fancy plane this time.

It even has toilets

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

"
ywr can I have a sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

"
I meant the drink u perve

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

I meant the drink u perve

I have a better cocktail, how about a slippery nipple?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You won't need a blow up doll if you take me with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You won't need a blow up doll if you take me with you

"
oh well how your talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

I meant the drink u perve

I have a better cocktail, how about a slippery nipple?

"
hate my nipples being played with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You won't need a blow up doll if you take me with you

You can sit up front with me if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

I meant the drink u perve

I have a better cocktail, how about a slippery nipple?

hate my nipples being played with

It's a drink, you perve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

I meant the drink u perve

I have a better cocktail, how about a slippery nipple?

hate my nipples being played with

It's a drink, you perve

"
lies I've seen the way you look at my chest every hairy chest Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

I meant the drink u perve

I have a better cocktail, how about a slippery nipple?

hate my nipples being played with

It's a drink, you perve

lies I've seen the way you look at my chest every hairy chest Tuesday

I have your nipple pic as my phone screen saver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

I meant the drink u perve

I have a better cocktail, how about a slippery nipple?

hate my nipples being played with

It's a drink, you perve

lies I've seen the way you look at my chest every hairy chest Tuesday

I have your nipple pic as my phone screen saver

"
I worry about you cindi I realy do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

I meant the drink u perve

I have a better cocktail, how about a slippery nipple?

hate my nipples being played with

It's a drink, you perve

lies I've seen the way you look at my chest every hairy chest Tuesday

I have your nipple pic as my phone screen saver

I worry about you cindi I realy do

People give me funny looks when they see my licking my mobile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You mean the autopilot oh yer sorry panic over

Can I get you a drink whilst we wait for the gang to take their seats?

ywr can I have a sex on the beach

Once we get there, yes

I meant the drink u perve

I have a better cocktail, how about a slippery nipple?

hate my nipples being played with

It's a drink, you perve

lies I've seen the way you look at my chest every hairy chest Tuesday

I have your nipple pic as my phone screen saver

I worry about you cindi I realy do

People give me funny looks when they see my licking my mobile

"
wait till u see what I'm I'm uploading now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat? "

Hold the phone.... Do you not remember what happened in vegas????

#crashedandburned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Hold the phone.... Do you not remember what happened in vegas????

#crashedandburned"

It's ok, he's brought a map and a compass this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no I forgot to bring the blow up doll

You won't need a blow up doll if you take me with you

You can sit up front with me if you like

Thanks sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off*"
awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie"

Airplane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

Airplane

"
not seen it any good???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

Airplane

not seen it any good???"

What?

It's a classic, it's so funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

Airplane

not seen it any good???

What?

It's a classic, it's so funny"
honestly I've never seen it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

Airplane

not seen it any good???

What?

It's a classic, it's so funny honestly I've never seen it"

Well you're about to for the inflight movies, followed by Cool Runnings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Hold the phone.... Do you not remember what happened in vegas????

#crashedandburned

It's ok, he's brought a map and a compass this time

Sure, because THAT was the problem, navigation., not the inability to fly a plane.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Hold the phone.... Do you not remember what happened in vegas????

#crashedandburned

It's ok, he's brought a map and a compass this time

Sure, because THAT was the problem, navigation., not the inability to fly a plane.

He's had intensive training on a playstation 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Hold the phone.... Do you not remember what happened in vegas????

#crashedandburned

It's ok, he's brought a map and a compass this time

Sure, because THAT was the problem, navigation., not the inability to fly a plane.

I have my flying licence.

It still counts when it's free with a cereal packet right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Hold the phone.... Do you not remember what happened in vegas????

#crashedandburned

It's ok, he's brought a map and a compass this time

Sure, because THAT was the problem, navigation., not the inability to fly a plane.

He's had intensive training on a playstation 2

Ooh, I'm convinced...! *legs it for the exit*

TAXI!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

Airplane

not seen it any good???

What?

It's a classic, it's so funny"

Don't call me Shirley!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Hold the phone.... Do you not remember what happened in vegas????

#crashedandburned

It's ok, he's brought a map and a compass this time

Sure, because THAT was the problem, navigation., not the inability to fly a plane.

I have my flying licence.

It still counts when it's free with a cereal packet right?"

Yes, but it's only valid once you have coloured it in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

Airplane

not seen it any good???

What?

It's a classic, it's so funny

Don't call me Shirley! "

Roger, vector, over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X"

Yey! You made it

Can I get you an inflight drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I fly it again?

Of course.

Did you remember to bring your flight hat?

Hold the phone.... Do you not remember what happened in vegas????

#crashedandburned

It's ok, he's brought a map and a compass this time

Sure, because THAT was the problem, navigation., not the inability to fly a plane.

He's had intensive training on a playstation 2

Ooh, I'm convinced...! *legs it for the exit*

TAXI! "

Don't worry, I have parachutes ready for us in case of an emergency

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X"

Hey Goregous can I Sit by you... is this seat taken ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

Yippeeeeeeee

We need to keep Jimmy in his seat, he doesn't have much faith in Ba Humbugs new flying abilities

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Yey! You made it

Can I get you an inflight drink

Hi Sis .... you look smashing in that sexy stewardesses Outfit

RAWWWWWWR

Sexy Mama !!

Whew I almost missed the plane... Can I get a Jack and ...make it a Double please .... and how many Hotties we go on this flight....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Yey! You made it

Can I get you an inflight drink

Yes please Cindi.

Something tropical & alcohol free? And a little snack, if you can manage it. I had to put my 4ft Toblerone in the hold x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Hey Goregous can I Sit by you... is this seat taken ...

Of course, Lovely!

Girly chats on the flight xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Yey! You made it

Can I get you an inflight drink

Hi Sis .... you look smashing in that sexy stewardesses Outfit

RAWWWWWWR

Sexy Mama !!

Whew I almost missed the plane... Can I get a Jack and ...make it a Double please .... and how many Hotties we go on this flight....

Of course, coming right up

I don't think we are due for take off just get, Ba Humbug is still trying to turn the plane on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

Yippeeeeeeee

We need to keep Jimmy in his seat, he doesn't have much faith in Ba Humbugs new flying abilities

OHHHHH SH** WONKO IS FLYING THE PLANE .... THEN PLEASE SIT ME WITH A HOTTIE.... IF THIS IS MY LAST FLIGHT I PREFER THAT... I CAN SIT ON JIMMY'S Lap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry...made it in time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Yey! You made it

Can I get you an inflight drink

Yes please Cindi.

Something tropical & alcohol free? And a little snack, if you can manage it. I had to put my 4ft Toblerone in the hold x"

I'm surprised there was room, Chunky's weapon takes up a lot of space

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I turn left upon entering the plane, I believe. Er hem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey guys is that Hot Guy from the Movie Red Eye here.... I mean he was the Bad guy ... But Hey I will totally let that slide ....

Cillian Murphy.... Hey Girls look him up .... OMG ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

Airplane

not seen it any good???

What?

It's a classic, it's so funny honestly I've never seen it

Well you're about to for the inflight movies, followed by Cool Runnings

"
now cool running I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry...made it in time."

I've saved you a seat in 1st class Miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry...made it in time."

You and Me both Miles....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X"

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry...made it in time.

I've saved you a seat in 1st class Miles

What the Hell .... Am I in Coach then ....

Can I just sit up front with Wonko ..... I'm still bringing my Hottie though....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

Yippeeeeeeee

We need to keep Jimmy in his seat, he doesn't have much faith in Ba Humbugs new flying abilities

OHHHHH SH** WONKO IS FLYING THE PLANE .... THEN PLEASE SIT ME WITH A HOTTIE.... IF THIS IS MY LAST FLIGHT I PREFER THAT... I CAN SIT ON JIMMY'S Lap

"
u can sit with me if you want maddie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry...made it in time.

You and Me both Miles....

Good thing they were delayed. Have you found your seat. There's plenty of them left at the front with me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*This is your captain speaking. Can you please take your seats and make sure the tables are in their upright position.

No Wookie, you can't have your blowjob until we have taken off* awwww what .....

What's the in flyt movie

Airplane

not seen it any good???

What?

It's a classic, it's so funny honestly I've never seen it

Well you're about to for the inflight movies, followed by Cool Runnings

now cool running I know"

Ummmm I wanna watch a Disney Movie Please ...

(love )

Wait no a Happy one When I flew to California Last year for work ... I watched Born in China and was crying like a total Baby... I no lie had Staff and passengers asking if I was ok...

But I had to know what happened to the 3 animal family's... ALL I CAN SAY IS NEVER HAVE A BABY PANDA IT WILL GROW UP AND LEAVE YOU HEARTBROKEN...

#truestory

#totalcrybaby

#guynexttomeboughtmeadrink

#pandabearsareadorable

#spoileralert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

Yippeeeeeeee

We need to keep Jimmy in his seat, he doesn't have much faith in Ba Humbugs new flying abilities

OHHHHH SH** WONKO IS FLYING THE PLANE .... THEN PLEASE SIT ME WITH A HOTTIE.... IF THIS IS MY LAST FLIGHT I PREFER THAT... I CAN SIT ON JIMMY'S Lap

u can sit with me if you want maddie

AWE thanks Wookie... I would love to till halfway. Then I will sit with Miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry...made it in time.

You and Me both Miles....

Good thing they were delayed. Have you found your seat. There's plenty of them left at the front with me."

Thanks Miles That would be nice. I will 2nd half ... im gonna sit with Wookie too. D

Save a fancy pillow and blanket for me please !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Yey! You made it

Can I get you an inflight drink

Hi Sis .... you look smashing in that sexy stewardesses Outfit

RAWWWWWWR

Sexy Mama !!

Whew I almost missed the plane... Can I get a Jack and ...make it a Double please .... and how many Hotties we go on this flight....

Of course, coming right up

I don't think we are due for take off just get, Ba Humbug is still trying to turn the plane on

Perfect thanks Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Hey Goregous can I Sit by you... is this seat taken ...

Of course, Lovely!

Girly chats on the flight xx"

PERFECT Red we can gossip about the Guys ... you gonna share your nuts with me ... guess Jimmy is paying me back for forgetting his coffee this morning...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Yey! You made it

Can I get you an inflight drink

Yes please Cindi.

Something tropical & alcohol free? And a little snack, if you can manage it. I had to put my 4ft Toblerone in the hold x

I'm surprised there was room, Chunky's weapon takes up a lot of space

Well if it came to it, we'd be dumping his weapon. At least my toblerone is edible. Oh. Wait......

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

Ooh, thanks.

But they're supposed to be honey roasted, not just smeared with honey

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Hey Goregous can I Sit by you... is this seat taken ...

Of course, Lovely!

Girly chats on the flight xx

PERFECT Red we can gossip about the Guys ... you gonna share your nuts with me ... guess Jimmy is paying me back for forgetting his coffee this morning...

Of course, lovely.

Jimmy has plenty of nuts to go around x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

Yippeeeeeeee

We need to keep Jimmy in his seat, he doesn't have much faith in Ba Humbugs new flying abilities

OHHHHH SH** WONKO IS FLYING THE PLANE .... THEN PLEASE SIT ME WITH A HOTTIE.... IF THIS IS MY LAST FLIGHT I PREFER THAT... I CAN SIT ON JIMMY'S Lap

Fine. *goes and sits in the hold with the luggage and let's someone else fly the plane *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

Ooh, thanks.

But they're supposed to be honey roasted, not just smeared with honey

Go nuts!

*passes Red and Mads honey and assumes the position*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

Ooh, thanks.

But they're supposed to be honey roasted, not just smeared with honey

Go nuts!

*passes Red and Mads honey and assumes the position*

Pun very much intended.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

Ooh, thanks.

But they're supposed to be honey roasted, not just smeared with honey

Go nuts!

*passes Red and Mads honey and assumes the position*

Ummmm these aren't salt free are they ..

BECAUSE I want salty nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

Ooh, thanks.

But they're supposed to be honey roasted, not just smeared with honey

Go nuts!

*passes Red and Mads honey and assumes the position*

Pun very much intended.

SHOCKING ....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

Ooh, thanks.

But they're supposed to be honey roasted, not just smeared with honey

Go nuts!

*passes Red and Mads honey and assumes the position*

Pun very much intended.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry...made it in time.

I've saved you a seat in 1st class Miles

You're my little STAR my dear!!!

Are you joining me there later or binge drinking with the party?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

Yippeeeeeeee

We need to keep Jimmy in his seat, he doesn't have much faith in Ba Humbugs new flying abilities

OHHHHH SH** WONKO IS FLYING THE PLANE .... THEN PLEASE SIT ME WITH A HOTTIE.... IF THIS IS MY LAST FLIGHT I PREFER THAT... I CAN SIT ON JIMMY'S Lap

Fine. *goes and sits in the hold with the luggage and let's someone else fly the plane *

Wonko ... I wanna sit with you too... Can I sit on your lap and fly the plane

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

Yippeeeeeeee

We need to keep Jimmy in his seat, he doesn't have much faith in Ba Humbugs new flying abilities

OHHHHH SH** WONKO IS FLYING THE PLANE .... THEN PLEASE SIT ME WITH A HOTTIE.... IF THIS IS MY LAST FLIGHT I PREFER THAT... I CAN SIT ON JIMMY'S Lap

Fine. *goes and sits in the hold with the luggage and let's someone else fly the plane *

No!

We are ready captain, let's go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here .... I'm here Mads runs to the Gate like the family in Home Alone ....

Yippeeeeeeee

We need to keep Jimmy in his seat, he doesn't have much faith in Ba Humbugs new flying abilities

OHHHHH SH** WONKO IS FLYING THE PLANE .... THEN PLEASE SIT ME WITH A HOTTIE.... IF THIS IS MY LAST FLIGHT I PREFER THAT... I CAN SIT ON JIMMY'S Lap

Fine. *goes and sits in the hold with the luggage and let's someone else fly the plane *

No!

We are ready captain, let's go

I call shot gun on Wonko's Lap

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

What’s all this abouts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to find a new pilot cindi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to find a new pilot cindi "

But you're the only qualified pilot we have

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

Is this an appropriate time to mention my fear of flying????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to find a new pilot cindi

But you're the only qualified pilot we have

I have a pilot's licence. May I be of service?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

Is this an appropriate time to mention my fear of flying????"

Don't worry, the women have good techniques to keep you calm and distracted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to find a new pilot cindi

But you're the only qualified pilot we have

I have a pilot's licence. May I be of service?"

Only if Ba Humbug won't, that's most appreciated Miles

The keys are in the ignition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

Ooh, thanks.

But they're supposed to be honey roasted, not just smeared with honey

Go nuts!

*passes Red and Mads honey and assumes the position*

Ummmm these aren't salt free are they ..

BECAUSE I want salty nuts

Definitely salted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to find a new pilot cindi

But you're the only qualified pilot we have

I have a pilot's licence. May I be of service?

Only if Ba Humbug won't, that's most appreciated Miles

The keys are in the ignition

Right, I'll get her up shall I, whilst Wonko sorts himself out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to find a new pilot cindi

But you're the only qualified pilot we have

I have a pilot's licence. May I be of service?

Only if Ba Humbug won't, that's most appreciated Miles

The keys are in the ignition

Right, I'll get her up shall I, whilst Wonko sorts himself out."

Thank you filling in Miles, if he wants to fly it's fine to let him take over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok guys. I'm here. Buckled up & ready.

Jimmy, where's my nuts? X

Right here Red!

*drops strides to the floor*

Ooh, thanks.

But they're supposed to be honey roasted, not just smeared with honey

Go nuts!

*passes Red and Mads honey and assumes the position*

Ummmm these aren't salt free are they ..

BECAUSE I want salty nuts

Definitely salted.

Perfect thanks PIC

You're the BEST!!!

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

Is this an appropriate time to mention my fear of flying????

Don't worry, the women have good techniques to keep you calm and distracted

I just wanted to do my ‘ain’t getting on no plane fool!!’ gag...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

Is this an appropriate time to mention my fear of flying????"

And there's the Hot Guy .... Sigma when the heck did you get here.....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to find a new pilot cindi

But you're the only qualified pilot we have

I have a pilot's licence. May I be of service?

Only if Ba Humbug won't, that's most appreciated Miles

The keys are in the ignition

Right, I'll get her up shall I, whilst Wonko sorts himself out.

Thank you filling in Miles, if he wants to fly it's fine to let him take over

All right....Ba Humbug...get yourself sorted out. I'm going to get us off the ground first but you'll need to take over once we reach cruising. The auto pilot is on the fritz!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*remains on the ground watching the plane head into the dark blue yonder towards its destination *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See you all when you return in the new year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WAIT HOLD ON GUYS .... DID ANYBODY ACTUALLY SEE WONKO GET ON THE PLANE .... BECAUSE I JUST HAD A THOUGHT ... WHAT IF HE SNUCK SOMETHING ON THE PLANE...

Remember that movie where the main guy says .....

Enough is enough....

I have had it with these Mother-%$@&*% Snakes on this Mother-*##%*& plane....

NARRATOR:ADMIT IT GUYS YOU TOTALLY READ THAT IN SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S VOICE DIDNT YOU....

#dropsmic

#somebodybettercheck

#thismother******plane

#formother******snakes

#orimf******OUT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*would never do such a thing*

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

Is this an appropriate time to mention my fear of flying????

And there's the Hot Guy .... Sigma when the heck did you get here.....?

I snuck in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

Is this an appropriate time to mention my fear of flying????

And there's the Hot Guy .... Sigma when the heck did you get here.....?

I snuck in

Care for some nuts.?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*remains on the ground watching the plane head into the dark blue yonder towards its destination *"

Maddie sneaks to the back of the plane .... tip toe ...tip toe...

Puts on a parachute and thinks to herself (gosh I should really paid more attention to that video instead of eating Jimmy's

Salted honey nuts

)

Whatever ... I've always wanted to skydive ... It's now or never....

SHE OPENS THE CARGO DOOR WINKS AT THE

and

in the back... and Then runs and Jumps yelling ***CANNONBALL*** Because she's not LEAVING WITHOUT HER WONKO ....

AND HE DAMN SURE BETTER BE THERE TO CATCH HER WHEN SHE FALLS FROM THE PLANE ...

**** TO BE CONTINUED ****

MADDIE AND WONKO WILL GET TO THE CARRIBBEAN BECAUSE MADS NEW BIKINI IS SMOKIN HOTT ...

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

Is this an appropriate time to mention my fear of flying????

And there's the Hot Guy .... Sigma when the heck did you get here.....?

I snuck in

Care for some nuts.?

May need something stronger to get me through the flight!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s all this abouts?

You made it!

Just in time

Take your seat please, we are due for take off for our holiday

Is this an appropriate time to mention my fear of flying????

And there's the Hot Guy .... Sigma when the heck did you get here.....?

I snuck in

Bummer Sigma too late ... I've just jumped out of the plane ... maybe we can ummm. Get together in the Carribbean...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*would never do such a thing*"

UMMMMM WONKO.... SWEETHEART... I JUST JUMPED FROM THE PLANE ... SOOOO CAN YOU BE A DEAR AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON THE GROUND TO CATCH ME....

#plottwist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*would never do such a thing*

UMMMMM WONKO.... SWEETHEART... I JUST JUMPED FROM THE PLANE ... SOOOO CAN YOU BE A DEAR AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON THE GROUND TO CATCH ME....

#plottwist "

Happy landing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*would never do such a thing*

UMMMMM WONKO.... SWEETHEART... I JUST JUMPED FROM THE PLANE ... SOOOO CAN YOU BE A DEAR AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON THE GROUND TO CATCH ME....

#plottwist

Happy landing

You little butthead

Seriously I jumped out of a plane for you and your gonna let me hit the ground.....

YOU ARE HORRIBLE.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puts out a small paddling pool and fills it with one cold water for Maddie to land in*

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Maddie been left high & dry?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penis on standby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wookie puts on super get pack and jumps from the plane dont worry maddie I'm coming you wont die today. speeds maddie and catches her just in time now back to the plane my ladie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie puts on super get pack and jumps from the plane dont worry maddie I'm coming you wont die today. speeds maddie and catches her just in time now back to the plane my ladie

Wookie .... You are My Hero

Awwww you are really the Best .... I will sit with you the rest of the flight ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maddie been left high & dry?"

Yep sure was

... till Wookie saved me ....

#thanksguys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those "

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Puts out a small paddling pool and fills it with one cold water for Maddie to land in*"

Too late .... a kiddie pool isn't going to mend my broken heart.... but thanks anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

Well I love you TOO.....

But I'm soooooo mad at you .....

Thanks for making sure I had a stomped on heart before a tropical get away ... you just wait till I tell Cindy what you did.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

Well I love you TOO.....

But I'm soooooo mad at you .....

Thanks for making sure I had a stomped on heart before a tropical get away ... you just wait till I tell Cindy what you did.....

You have the holiday to cool off I will see you when you get back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*ponders where to hide from cindi *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

Well I love you TOO.....

But I'm soooooo mad at you .....

Thanks for making sure I had a stomped on heart before a tropical get away ... you just wait till I tell Cindy what you did.....

You have the holiday to cool off I will see you when you get back

You might not....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

Well I love you TOO.....

But I'm soooooo mad at you .....

Thanks for making sure I had a stomped on heart before a tropical get away ... you just wait till I tell Cindy what you did.....

You have the holiday to cool off I will see you when you get back

You might not....

We both know that you can't live without your wonko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

Well I love you TOO.....

But I'm soooooo mad at you .....

Thanks for making sure I had a stomped on heart before a tropical get away ... you just wait till I tell Cindy what you did.....

You have the holiday to cool off I will see you when you get back

You might not....

We both know that you can't live without your wonko

Yes tis the truth is it not.... But Maddie is going to come back different from this trip ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

Well I love you TOO.....

But I'm soooooo mad at you .....

Thanks for making sure I had a stomped on heart before a tropical get away ... you just wait till I tell Cindy what you did.....

You have the holiday to cool off I will see you when you get back

You might not....

We both know that you can't live without your wonko

Yes tis the truth is it not.... But Maddie is going to come back different from this trip ....

You getting your hair dyed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

Well I love you TOO.....

But I'm soooooo mad at you .....

Thanks for making sure I had a stomped on heart before a tropical get away ... you just wait till I tell Cindy what you did.....

You have the holiday to cool off I will see you when you get back

You might not....

We both know that you can't live without your wonko

Yes tis the truth is it not.... But Maddie is going to come back different from this trip ....

You getting your hair dyed?

Or a Maddie loves wonko love heart tattoo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*"

Dammit cindi I don't want to go on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*

Dammit cindi I don't want to go on holiday "

*Gives Ba Humbug Wookies jet pack so he can fly outside and try to beat the plane to the Caribbean*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*

Dammit cindi I don't want to go on holiday

*Gives Ba Humbug Wookies jet pack so he can fly outside and try to beat the plane to the Caribbean*"

*eats it *

Needs salt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*beltches out a fire ball singeing cindi's eyebrows *

Oops sorry cindi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*

Dammit cindi I don't want to go on holiday

*Gives Ba Humbug Wookies jet pack so he can fly outside and try to beat the plane to the Caribbean*

*eats it *

Needs salt "

You've just eaten your means of escape

Guess you want a holiday after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*

Dammit cindi I don't want to go on holiday

*Gives Ba Humbug Wookies jet pack so he can fly outside and try to beat the plane to the Caribbean*

*eats it *

Needs salt

You've just eaten your means of escape

Guess you want a holiday after all

Nope.

*cuts the bungee and jumps out the cargo door*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*nails the landing in the kiddie pool scoring perfect 10's then wanders off to find food*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*

Dammit cindi I don't want to go on holiday

*Gives Ba Humbug Wookies jet pack so he can fly outside and try to beat the plane to the Caribbean*

*eats it *

Needs salt

You've just eaten your means of escape

Guess you want a holiday after all

Nope.

*cuts the bungee and jumps out the cargo door*"

*Goes to the transporter room and beams him back up*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*

Dammit cindi I don't want to go on holiday

*Gives Ba Humbug Wookies jet pack so he can fly outside and try to beat the plane to the Caribbean*

*eats it *

Needs salt

You've just eaten your means of escape

Guess you want a holiday after all

Nope.

*cuts the bungee and jumps out the cargo door*

*Goes to the transporter room and beams him back up*"

*would love to see cindi's face when trumps wig appears instead of home. Pulls the targeting chip from his pocket then stands on it breaking it*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Cindi fires a bungee chord out the cargo hold and lasso's Ba Humbug hurling him through the air at 300 mph.

She reels him in and brings him back inside the plane.*

Dammit cindi I don't want to go on holiday

*Gives Ba Humbug Wookies jet pack so he can fly outside and try to beat the plane to the Caribbean*

*eats it *

Needs salt

You've just eaten your means of escape

Guess you want a holiday after all

Nope.

*cuts the bungee and jumps out the cargo door*

*Goes to the transporter room and beams him back up*

*would love to see cindi's face when trumps wig appears instead of home. Pulls the targeting chip from his pocket then stands on it breaking it*"

*Cindi looks puzzled as Donald Trump's wig materialises in the transport room.

She walks over to it, takes her wig off and puts Trump's on in its place.

She looks in the mirror, shrugs her shoulders in approval and goes back to check on Miles in the cockpit*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is that for a plot twist

Narrator. Wonko is certainly the master of those

I'm sooooooo Mad at you

Love you Maddie

Well I love you TOO.....

But I'm soooooo mad at you .....

Thanks for making sure I had a stomped on heart before a tropical get away ... you just wait till I tell Cindy what you did.....

You have the holiday to cool off I will see you when you get back

You might not....

We both know that you can't live without your wonko

Yes tis the truth is it not.... But Maddie is going to come back different from this trip ....

You getting your hair dyed?

Or a Maddie loves wonko love heart tattoo? "

Nope ... but maybe a heart tattoo.... because I'm going to leave my broken heart in the Carribbean. And thats the heart Wonko is in sadly.....

#tears

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

What's everyone drinking now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's everyone drinking now

Broken Heart Juice please Sir Olovingman

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a jug of consoling hugs here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a jug of consoling hugs here

Awe thanks you are the BEST. I will take them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maddie realized she couldn't be upset with Wonko any longer because she loved him to much !!

They kissed and made up !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie puts on super get pack and jumps from the plane dont worry maddie I'm coming you wont die today. speeds maddie and catches her just in time now back to the plane my ladie

Wookie .... You are My Hero

Awwww you are really the Best .... I will sit with you the rest of the flight ....

"
aaaaawwww maddie you know if catch you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Howdy chaps!

Let me check what I missed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*would never do such a thing*

UMMMMM WONKO.... SWEETHEART... I JUST JUMPED FROM THE PLANE ... SOOOO CAN YOU BE A DEAR AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON THE GROUND TO CATCH ME....

#plottwist

Happy landing

You little butthead

Seriously I jumped out of a plane for you and your gonna let me hit the ground.....

YOU ARE HORRIBLE.......

Aw man.... Bad form.!

#notcool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Puts out a small paddling pool and fills it with one cold water for Maddie to land in*"

#insulttoinjury

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jingle bells,Jingle bells,jingle all the way

*Jan stumbles around wondering where everyone's gone* oh what fun it is to.........

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Hey all!

Sorry, I guess I fell asleep on the plane. Now I'm awake and gasping for a drink (that'll be Jimmy's salty nuts!)

Everyone seems to have fallen asleep, so I'll just wander through to 1st class and snuggle down in a bed.

I like to arrive refreshed x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking, we are currently at cruising altitude. The weather prospect for the Caribbean is sunshine, sunshine and more sunshine.

Please enjoy your flight. No opening of doors whilst on board please. Apart from that, just about anything else is permissible.

Cindi, Maddie, the party is yours. I shall have a status update as we near our destination....quite which island we're headed for is a surprise at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Cindi goes back to cockpit to sit next to Miles and gaze out at the beauty of the earth from 35,000ft*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi goes back to cockpit to sit next to Miles and gaze out at the beauty of the earth from 35,000ft*"

My dear!! How are you? Well rested? Ready to rekindle this party aboard flight to fantasy island?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey all!

Sorry, I guess I fell asleep on the plane. Now I'm awake and gasping for a drink (that'll be Jimmy's salty nuts!)

Everyone seems to have fallen asleep, so I'll just wander through to 1st class and snuggle down in a bed.

I like to arrive refreshed x"

Clever girl. Come up front.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy the sun you naughty lot. Be careful not to drink to much or get sunburnt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Enjoy the sun you naughty lot. Be careful not to drink to much or get sunburnt "

How'd you hack into out comm system????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we there yet???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*please button up your pants and fasten your seatbelts. We are making our descent now to paradise Island and will be arriving shortly.

Upon exiting the plane please make sure to have your mankinis, sexual toys and sun lotion ready, it's hot.

I have just got off the phone with the bus driver and he is waiting for us to take us to the resort*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*please button up your pants and fasten your seatbelts. We are making our descent now to paradise Island and will be arriving shortly.

Upon exiting the plane please make sure to have your mankinis, sexual toys and sun lotion ready, it's hot.

I have just got off the phone with the bus driver and he is waiting for us to take us to the resort*"
I'm already wearing my unicorn mankini

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

........time......fast..... forwarding.......

*We are now at the beach resort.

Please dont annoy the cooks and butler's, they are here for our food and drink, not sexual favours. All beach activities are set up*

*Cindi goes and changes into a bikini and runs down the beach to have a go on a jetski*

"Yippeeeeeeee"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This time last year I was heading off to the Caribbean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Cindi crashes her jet ski and is picked up by a local fisherman who looks pleased at what he's hooked*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This time last year I was heading off to the Caribbean! "
come join us on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wookie wonders along the beach wondering if there is any good fishing spots

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wookie wonders along the beach wondering if there is any good fishing spots

Cindi waves from the fishing boat and wiggles her tackle

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Have fun! it's out of my price range in fact a day trip to the coast is these days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie wonders along the beach wondering if there is any good fishing spots

Cindi waves from the fishing boat and wiggles her tackle

"
careful a seagull diesnt get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wookie wonders along the beach wondering if there is any good fishing spots

Cindi waves from the fishing boat and wiggles her tackle

careful a seagull diesnt get it"

Cindi suddenly notices a mob of angry locals heading to Wookie due to the sight of his mankini.

She jumps off the fishing boat and swims ashore to warn him*

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Obviously I won't be missed then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have fun! it's out of my price range in fact a day trip to the coast is these days."

It was a Xmas present from the hot tub mansion profits.

All expenses paid.

But please no more mankinis, the sight of one is enough

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Have fun! it's out of my price range in fact a day trip to the coast is these days.

It was a Xmas present from the hot tub mansion profits.

All expenses paid.

But please no more mankinis, the sight of one is enough

Thank you Cindi.

Best Christmas present EVER!!

Miles & I will snuggle up on a cabana, under the parasol.

Even with Factor 50, I'm scared of the sun x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Enjoy the sun you naughty lot. Be careful not to drink to much or get sunburnt

How'd you hack into out comm system????"

As easily as I disabled the teleport

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*sends a post card to ba Humbug*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sends a post card to ba Humbug*"

*posts it back *

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