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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!! 
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu "
I'd like to point out that
A) tis a 7 foot tree. For a TENNER.
2) there was sarcasm with the up my arse comment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
I'd like to point out that
A) tis a 7 foot tree. For a TENNER.
2) there was sarcasm with the up my arse comment. "
7 inches of penis up your arse...good girl!
7 foot of tree...dead girl!
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
I'd like to point out that
A) tis a 7 foot tree. For a TENNER.
2) there was sarcasm with the up my arse comment.
7 inches of penis up your arse...good girl!
7 foot of tree...dead girl!
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You don’t have to put the whole thing in, sometimes just the tip is sufficient. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
I'd like to point out that
A) tis a 7 foot tree. For a TENNER.
2) there was sarcasm with the up my arse comment.
7 inches of penis up your arse...good girl!
7 foot of tree...dead girl!
You don’t have to put the whole thing in, sometimes just the tip is sufficient. "
Thank you! See.... someone else knows! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You bring that tree anywhere near me and not only shiver it up your arse. I'll set fire to it beforehand!!!!! So at least the room will smell all pine fresh.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You bring that tree anywhere near me and not only shiver it up your arse. I'll set fire to it beforehand!!!!! So at least the room will smell all pine fresh.
J "
It's a fake tree. That won't smell good  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You bring that tree anywhere near me and not only shiver it up your arse. I'll set fire to it beforehand!!!!! So at least the room will smell all pine fresh.
J
It's a fake tree. That won't smell good "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You bring that tree anywhere near me and not only shiver it up your arse. I'll set fire to it beforehand!!!!! So at least the room will smell all pine fresh.
J
It's a fake tree. That won't smell good "
Notice she's not concerned about how it'll feel tho...
Lu |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You bring that tree anywhere near me and not only shiver it up your arse. I'll set fire to it beforehand!!!!! So at least the room will smell all pine fresh.
J
It's a fake tree. That won't smell good "
Fake tree, real tree dont give a fuck. It will burn easier if its plastic!!
J |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You bring that tree anywhere near me and not only shiver it up your arse. I'll set fire to it beforehand!!!!! So at least the room will smell all pine fresh.
J
It's a fake tree. That won't smell good
Notice she's not concerned about how it'll feel tho...
Lu "
Notice I knew he wouldn't go collect it and you thought he would  
Back me up J-dog |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You bring that tree anywhere near me and not only shiver it up your arse. I'll set fire to it beforehand!!!!! So at least the room will smell all pine fresh.
J
It's a fake tree. That won't smell good
Notice she's not concerned about how it'll feel tho...
Lu
Notice I knew he wouldn't go collect it and you thought he would
Back me up J-dog "
He would if I asked him to...
Keep calling him that and you'll have more than a tree up your shitter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://images.app.goo.gl/H7oiz2X7FNWFyxrT8
Hope this doesn't get me a time out.....ooops
Do they do that in stainless steel? Asking for a friend. "
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu "
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for "
She is a massive twat! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"https://images.app.goo.gl/H7oiz2X7FNWFyxrT8
Hope this doesn't get me a time out.....ooops
Do they do that in stainless steel? Asking for a friend. "
That one appears to be inflatable. So much more flexible! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for "
Aww DC. I'm taking that as a compliment. I think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just nearly peed my pants reading this thread!!!
(And by nearly, I mean I'm not wearing any pants)
Me too..... tis a worry"
Me three!
We should start a club!
Lu |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
She is a massive twat! "
You calling me fat? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've just nearly peed my pants reading this thread!!!
(And by nearly, I mean I'm not wearing any pants)
Me too..... tis a worry
Me three!
We should start a club!
Lu "
TIC.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
She is a massive twat!
You calling me fat?"
No...i call you fuck face...  |
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
She is a massive twat! "
But she’s your bestest none the less |
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
Aww DC. I'm taking that as a compliment. I think "
As it was intended  |
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"https://images.app.goo.gl/H7oiz2X7FNWFyxrT8
Hope this doesn't get me a time out.....ooops
Do they do that in stainless steel? Asking for a friend.
That one appears to be inflatable. So much more flexible!"
I like the hygiene benefits and the ability to warm or cool that stainless brings and we all know that flexibility isn’t always a plus with bum play. If you have ever tried sitting on a semi you’ll know what I mean. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
She is a massive twat!
But she’s your bestest none the less "
She's alright I s'pose...cept for her strange taste in butt plugs |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
She is a massive twat!
You calling me fat?
No...i call you fuck face... "
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"https://images.app.goo.gl/H7oiz2X7FNWFyxrT8
Hope this doesn't get me a time out.....ooops
Do they do that in stainless steel? Asking for a friend.
That one appears to be inflatable. So much more flexible!
I like the hygiene benefits and the ability to warm or cool that stainless brings and we all know that flexibility isn’t always a plus with bum play. If you have ever tried sitting on a semi you’ll know what I mean. "
I meant to say my friend likes the hygiene benefits and the ability to warm or cool that stainless brings and she always says that flexibility isn’t always a plus with bum play. If you have ever tried sitting on a semi you’ll know what she means.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
Aww DC. I'm taking that as a compliment. I think
As it was intended "
That's because you're a delight. Unlike some people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
Aww DC. I'm taking that as a compliment. I think
As it was intended
That's because you're a delight. Unlike some people "
So true...some people are right cunts!
Where is slim btw? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Chatting to NotSoPosh...she's spotted a Xmas tree for sale...big one and it's cheap. She wants it.
"I can't really ask you two to go get a Xmas tree for me can I? J will want to burn it..."
"He wouldn't mind of you really want it...but where would you put it?"
No pause whatsoever....
Posh's (instant) response..."up my ass!"
That's a LARGE butt plug!!!
Lu
That sounds very typical of the ‘off the wall’ bubbly personality that NSP is renown for
She is a massive twat!
But she’s your bestest none the less
She's alright I s'pose...cept for her strange taste in butt plugs "
The fist one you showed me was a bit odd for me though |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"https://images.app.goo.gl/H7oiz2X7FNWFyxrT8
Hope this doesn't get me a time out.....ooops
Do they do that in stainless steel? Asking for a friend.
That one appears to be inflatable. So much more flexible!
I like the hygiene benefits and the ability to warm or cool that stainless brings and we all know that flexibility isn’t always a plus with bum play. If you have ever tried sitting on a semi you’ll know what I mean.
I meant to say my friend likes the hygiene benefits and the ability to warm or cool that stainless brings and she always says that flexibility isn’t always a plus with bum play. If you have ever tried sitting on a semi you’ll know what she means. "
Damn auto carrot nearly got you in trouble there! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"And where will the baubles go
Was just asking her the same question....
She'd remove them apparently...
Not into ribbed for her pleasure..."
How does my butt always end up the back end of your comedy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And where will the baubles go
Was just asking her the same question....
She'd remove them apparently...
Not into ribbed for her pleasure...
How does my butt always end up the back end of your comedy?"
Cos you enter everything ass First! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"And where will the baubles go
Was just asking her the same question....
She'd remove them apparently...
Not into ribbed for her pleasure...
How does my butt always end up the back end of your comedy?
Cos you enter everything ass First! "
It's my best side tbf |
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