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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just been chatting to one of my pals and she's been ranting at me about how difficult I apparently am to buy gifts for...
I've told her to not buy me anything for the past 5/6 years but she always does...
I think I'm really easy to buy for as I have a huge range of tastes, hobbies and things I like...
I don't want owt...
But what would you get me?
I'll be honest and say if I'd love it or regift
Are you tricky to buy for?
Lu |
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Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it
What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing |
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over a year ago
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"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it
What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing "
Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required
Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley |
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"Me and my mates are kinda similar. So we've made a pack between us and we put what we would have spent on a gift in a night out kitty. "
Next year's kitty is bloody massive, we will be celebrating in style when we can |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would get you some natural pamper products that sooth and ease as you use them. I would also send alcohol and chocolates.
Jo.Xx "
This is definitely the kind of gift that I enjoy! I do love a bit of pampering...and booze...amd chocolate...
Save it for when you don't have to send it tho...then I can thank you properly... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Me and my mates are kinda similar. So we've made a pack between us and we put what we would have spent on a gift in a night out kitty.
Next year's kitty is bloody massive, we will be celebrating in style when we can "
Love this plan!
You are going to have the best night out ever! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.
And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it |
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"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it
What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing
Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required
Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley "
Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.
And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it "
Oh shit...
I got you gloves
You're right about the bat tho!
Make it glittery, yeah? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it
What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing
Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required
Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley
Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley "
That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.
And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it
Oh shit...
I got you gloves
You're right about the bat tho!
Make it glittery, yeah? "
Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me |
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"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it
What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing
Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required
Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley
Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley
That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage "
Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)
Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have ideas but know you have sensitivities and wouldn't want to give you a rash or something
A gift voucher towards makeup brushes or related stuff so that I don't screw your skin up? "
A wonderful gift!
But honestly I'd settle for a voucher for a post rona hug
Lu |
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"I have ideas but know you have sensitivities and wouldn't want to give you a rash or something
A gift voucher towards makeup brushes or related stuff so that I don't screw your skin up?
A wonderful gift!
But honestly I'd settle for a voucher for a post rona hug
Lu "
Definitely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.
And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it
Oh shit...
I got you gloves
You're right about the bat tho!
Make it glittery, yeah?
Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me "
You said your hands were cold... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it
What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing
Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required
Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley
Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley
That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage
Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)
Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently "
Not that one!
I like to make gifts...
I'll make you a video of J inserting the butt plug you gifted me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Truthfully I'm really easy to buy for because I just love being given gifts weather its jewellery or just a Terry's chocolate orange... I'm happy with either "
I'll send any choccie oranges I get to you... |
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"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it
What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing
Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required
Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley
Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley
That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage
Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)
Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently
Not that one!
I like to make gifts...
I'll make you a video of J inserting the butt plug you gifted me "
Oh that’s one for the wank bank for sure |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.
And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it
Oh shit...
I got you gloves
You're right about the bat tho!
Make it glittery, yeah?
Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me
You said your hands were cold... "
I was warning you at the time |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don't think I'm hard to buy for. Especially as I have an Amazon wishlist like all the models on twitter
I'd get you some more sexy heels. "
If you could get her some, then I can claim mine back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think I'm hard to buy for. Especially as I have an Amazon wishlist like all the models on twitter
I'd get you some more sexy heels. "
Oooh Good! NSP can stop moaning about me borrowing hers...
Mine are all in Turkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, I am.
Won't bother then
Okay, okay, can I fill your stockings!
Worth a try wunnit... "
Wunnit: An articulate, witty, erudite, raconteur man of gentlemanly persuasion. |
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