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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just been chatting to one of my pals and she's been ranting at me about how difficult I apparently am to buy gifts for...

I've told her to not buy me anything for the past 5/6 years but she always does...

I think I'm really easy to buy for as I have a huge range of tastes, hobbies and things I like...

I don't want owt...

But what would you get me?

I'll be honest and say if I'd love it or regift

Are you tricky to buy for?

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, I am.

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice

Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes, I am."

Won't bother then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing "

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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I don't want owt...

But what would you get me?

Lu "

Nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

I don't want owt...

But what would you get me?

Lu

Nothing. "

A jolly good answer this

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I would get you some natural pamper products that sooth and ease as you use them. I would also send alcohol and chocolates.

Jo.Xx

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Me and my mates are kinda similar. So we've made a pack between us and we put what we would have spent on a gift in a night out kitty.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Me and my mates are kinda similar. So we've made a pack between us and we put what we would have spent on a gift in a night out kitty. "

Next year's kitty is bloody massive, we will be celebrating in style when we can

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would get you some natural pamper products that sooth and ease as you use them. I would also send alcohol and chocolates.

Jo.Xx "

This is definitely the kind of gift that I enjoy! I do love a bit of pampering...and booze...amd chocolate...

Save it for when you don't have to send it tho...then I can thank you properly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Me and my mates are kinda similar. So we've made a pack between us and we put what we would have spent on a gift in a night out kitty.

Next year's kitty is bloody massive, we will be celebrating in style when we can "

Love this plan!

You are going to have the best night out ever!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley "

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it "

Oh shit...

I got you gloves

You're right about the bat tho!

Make it glittery, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley "

That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes, I am.

Won't bother then "

Okay, okay, can I fill your stockings!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have ideas but know you have sensitivities and wouldn't want to give you a rash or something

A gift voucher towards makeup brushes or related stuff so that I don't screw your skin up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes, I am.

Won't bother then

Okay, okay, can I fill your stockings! "

Worth a try wunnit...

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

Oh shit...

I got you gloves

You're right about the bat tho!

Make it glittery, yeah? "

Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage "

Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)

Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have ideas but know you have sensitivities and wouldn't want to give you a rash or something

A gift voucher towards makeup brushes or related stuff so that I don't screw your skin up? "

A wonderful gift!

But honestly I'd settle for a voucher for a post rona hug

Lu

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I have ideas but know you have sensitivities and wouldn't want to give you a rash or something

A gift voucher towards makeup brushes or related stuff so that I don't screw your skin up?

A wonderful gift!

But honestly I'd settle for a voucher for a post rona hug

Lu "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

Oh shit...

I got you gloves

You're right about the bat tho!

Make it glittery, yeah?

Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me "

You said your hands were cold...

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Truthfully I'm really easy to buy for because I just love being given gifts weather its jewellery or just a Terry's chocolate orange... I'm happy with either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fill Lu's

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage

Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)

Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently "

Not that one!

I like to make gifts...

I'll make you a video of J inserting the butt plug you gifted me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Truthfully I'm really easy to buy for because I just love being given gifts weather its jewellery or just a Terry's chocolate orange... I'm happy with either "

I'll send any choccie oranges I get to you...

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"Am I tricky to buy for? Yup because if I want something, I don’t wait till Christmas I just go and get it

What would I buy you, oh I think a nice stainless steel jewelled but plug in the size of your choosing

Oh people like you (and my fella, he's the same) are a pain at times a gift is required

Ooooohh! Make it a small one but that sounds right up my alley

Small jewelled butt plug it is then. Abs it would be great pleasure to insert it up your alley

That's a J only job I'm afraid...no one else is allowed near my back passage

Rules are there to be broken ( with consent)

Anyway what are you getting me..... I haven’t bought anything recently

Not that one!

I like to make gifts...

I'll make you a video of J inserting the butt plug you gifted me "

Oh that’s one for the wank bank for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fill Lu's "

With gifts jimbo!

Tho if you need to borrow a pair...they might be a tad large for you

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I don't think I'm hard to buy for. Especially as I have an Amazon wishlist like all the models on twitter

I'd get you some more sexy heels.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I'd probably get you a gift voucher for a nice hotel so you and Jeff can bonk and take photos to your heart's content.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm making you a twat bat as yours must be worn out by now.

And I'm so easy to buy for. Super easy. For example, right now I need wood primer and lacquer. With a receipt please so I can tell the tax dude I bought it

Oh shit...

I got you gloves

You're right about the bat tho!

Make it glittery, yeah?

Obvs. Because clearly I know you better than you know me

You said your hands were cold... "

I was warning you at the time

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't think I'm hard to buy for. Especially as I have an Amazon wishlist like all the models on twitter

I'd get you some more sexy heels. "

If you could get her some, then I can claim mine back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've not really got much to offer. So you'll just have to have me in a dicky bow.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't think I'm hard to buy for. Especially as I have an Amazon wishlist like all the models on twitter

I'd get you some more sexy heels. "

Oooh Good! NSP can stop moaning about me borrowing hers...

Mine are all in Turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd probably get you a gift voucher for a nice hotel so you and Jeff can bonk and take photos to your heart's content."

Yay!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've not really got much to offer. So you'll just have to have me in a dicky bow.

J "

Just you...all I need

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes, I am.

Won't bother then

Okay, okay, can I fill your stockings!

Worth a try wunnit... "

Wunnit: An articulate, witty, erudite, raconteur man of gentlemanly persuasion.

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