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over a year ago
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cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
beggars cant be choosers.
fur coat, no knickers.
one mans meat, is another mans poison.
laugh and the world laughs with you
cry and you cry alone.
better to be an old mans darling, than a young mans slave. |
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"Red shoes - no knickers!
So hard not to just ask whenever I see a pair!  "
I heard that for the first time on a works night out recently when I was wearing red shoes.
I often wear red shoes....
My fave phrase currently is "it's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're pissed off because you've been pissed on" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Red shoes - no knickers!
So hard not to just ask whenever I see a pair!
I heard that for the first time on a works night out recently when I was wearing red shoes.
I often wear red shoes....
My fave phrase currently is "it's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're pissed off because you've been pissed on""
Lol! 
So - red shoes? Knickers or......... |
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"cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
beggars cant be choosers.
fur coat, no knickers.
one mans meat, is another mans poison.
laugh and the world laughs with you
cry and you cry alone.
better to be an old mans darling, than a young mans slave."
I alter one of these as some of the women round here are lowlifes I say "fur Knickers and no coat" |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"i'll sleep when i'm dead...
lifes to short for.....
as happy as larry.
Who is this Larry chap?"
this is a question i have studyed extensivly, and there was a larry on here , married to a lady called lil, i think. and yes he was very happy... so the mystery was solved..... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"i'll sleep when i'm dead...
lifes to short for.....
as happy as larry.
Who is this Larry chap?
this is a question i have studyed extensivly, and there was a larry on here , married to a lady called lil, i think. and yes he was very happy... so the mystery was solved..... "
Or as miserable as Lil |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs....
You havent understood the question."
If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs.... you already have someone to blame...  |
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"If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs....
You havent understood the question.
If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs.... you already have someone to blame... "
Magic...
Thats for the office wall...;-)
Right under "DILLIGAFF!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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THere's 2 types of women in this world them that do and them that's not Been asked,
IF I never have sex again you won't catch me up,
BUt think my fav is big fat bag of gash, whenever something doesn't go to plan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slowly, slowly catchy monkey.
No idea why I love it, but try to say it if ever I get the opportunity "
I always heard this as 'Softly Softly, Catchy Monkey' and I like it too........
I quite like such and such butters no parsnips with me! |
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