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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...the people of fab would be surprised by your job title?
I am not asking what your job role is (unless you want to tell us)
But, with the persona you have on fab, do you think everyone would be shocked at what you do to earn pennies?
My job title is as boring as can be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star
I did! Or a socialite of some sort haha
You’ll be disappointed to learn I am in fact just a spy for MI9 "
Well seeing as you have just out say you might get demoted to MI5 5. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to drag the dead cowboys out from behind the screen at the cinema, but since lockdown the cinema work is a bit scarce, so now I spend my days managing building jobs and doing CAD drawings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a commercial insurance broker.
We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.
Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.
It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.
It's basically for the rich people.
Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.
Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im a commercial insurance broker.
We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.
Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.
It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.
It's basically for the rich people.
Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.
Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood
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Why are some of your clients biscuits ? |
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By *attM73Man
over a year ago
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"...the people of fab would be surprised by your job title?
I am not asking what your job role is (unless you want to tell us)
But, with the persona you have on fab, do you think everyone would be shocked at what you do to earn pennies?
My job title is as boring as can be "
I’m a full time pussy licker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I think they might be. I imagine most people think I’m some type of Hollywood star
I thought you were in HR "
Knew I'd seen her before. She was played by George Clooney wasn't she? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im a commercial insurance broker.
We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.
Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.
It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.
It's basically for the rich people.
Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.
Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood
Why are some of your clients biscuits ?"
It's funny on the letters.
Addressing some as The Rt Hon Viscount.....
The tricky thing is getting the salutations correct  |
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"Im a commercial insurance broker.
We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.
Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.
It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.
It's basically for the rich people.
Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.
Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood
Why are some of your clients biscuits ?
It's funny on the letters.
Addressing some as The Rt Hon Viscount.....
The tricky thing is getting the salutations correct "
Are they mint Viscounts?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im a commercial insurance broker.
We have a scheme with a leading insurer to insure farms and estates.
Most of our clients are Lords, Earls, Dukes, Viscounts etc.
It's a specialist scheme that covers the mansion houses, fine art + antiques, farm land, liabilities, livestock etc.
It's basically for the rich people.
Our only competitor is the NFU and a Lloyds of London underwriter who has access to the scheme.
Some personal info revealed about me cos I'm in a good mood
Why are some of your clients biscuits ?
It's funny on the letters.
Addressing some as The Rt Hon Viscount.....
The tricky thing is getting the salutations correct
Are they mint Viscounts? "
The funny thing is, when someone is a Viscount, you address them as Lord (then their surname)
I've never worked out why, and the boffins in the office dont know either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a software tester. The only reason people are surprised by that in general is that they didn't know that is a job a lot of people do. Luke "
It certainly is and a crucial role in the gaming industry
My son is a game developer (scripter) and the quality analysts they employ get paid well for what they do, it's a bit more complex than just testing the games but that is essentially what they do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm medically retired now, but used to work in debt collection. We helped big business and chased big businesses for money. I soon discovered that absolutely anyone can try and dodge paying, even celebrities!!! The day I was due to ring one to say "please pay what you owe", it got sorted, so I didn't have to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to work for Debenhams Style Cafe ( white rose shopping centre ) unfortunately me & my colleagues got made redundant due to the covid 19 , I’m still looking for payed employment , but I’m not sure if to wait until next year as I don’t want to get back into a job and end up back at square one unless the covid spikes again . |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A clue to my former role is in my username, and I think I have a picture in private that shows it. Now my work is far more mainstream and I'm a self employed contractor for a massive company. Surprisingly a company that banished me when I worked directly for them for calling them all inept, but was happy to pay me twice the rate to sort out their problems when I was proven right. Its a funny world. |
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"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know."
Full time bad bitch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work nightshift in a dementia unit. We do 12hr shifts and it can be stressful and demanding but i love my job very much."
That's an amazing job you do.
Thank you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know."
I’m guessing you’re in marketing, just an Inkling |
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"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know."
Enforcer for the mob? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know.
Full time bad bitch? "
 Wait, what about basic or have I been demoted? |
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"I thought people wouldn't know but then Lickety knew roughly what I did from the get go because our mutual friend and I talk in a particular, very similar way (well not talk because I'm not Geordie but you know what I mean). So I guess some folk who've had the misfortune of my kind before will know.
Full time bad bitch?
Wait, what about basic or have I been demoted? "
Promoted, for being so fine |
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"I work nightshift in a dementia unit. We do 12hr shifts and it can be stressful and demanding but i love my job very much.
That's an amazing job you do.
Thank you
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Thanks. Nice to know we are appreciated as it has been really tough lately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My current job isnt really my career or what I expect to be doing in five yrs time so I don't know. It's pretty boring but one of the best jobs Ive had, and it suits me down to the ground, being boring and an enjoyer of the ground of course |
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"I sit by the pool all day perving pics on fab.
How do you apply for that job? Can you send the application form?"
That’s my dream job.
I’m a Physician Educator and I audit medical records for a large medical practice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work nightshift in a dementia unit. We do 12hr shifts and it can be stressful and demanding but i love my job very much.
That's an amazing job you do.
Thank you
Thanks. Nice to know we are appreciated as it has been really tough lately."
I can believe it.
Especially with them not understanding what's happening and family not able to visit.
It's comforting knowing there are people like you to be there for them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I think people would be surprised actually. A lot of men, judging by the messages I get, assume I'm thick because I'm blonde and show my boobs. Maybe women think that too, I just only get messages from guys generally. |
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"Yes I think people would be surprised actually. A lot of men, judging by the messages I get, assume I'm thick because I'm blonde and show my boobs. Maybe women think that too, I just only get messages from guys generally."
I reckon education or recruitment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me  |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
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"...the people of fab would be surprised by your job title?
I am not asking what your job role is (unless you want to tell us)
But, with the persona you have on fab, do you think everyone would be shocked at what you do to earn pennies?
My job title is as boring as can be "
My job is as dull as dishwater to most people but I love it. Am not sure how surprised people might be if they knew though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me
Traffic warden"
Ha no, but probably disliked just as much, if not more! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me
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Ha no, but probably disliked just as much, if not more!"
Are you a single man on Fab?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I think people would be surprised actually. A lot of men, judging by the messages I get, assume I'm thick because I'm blonde and show my boobs. Maybe women think that too, I just only get messages from guys generally."
Long distance lorry driver ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think some would be surprised yes. People I meet in person always seem surprised, but then if I’m introduced by friends to others it’s always “this is Monkey, she’s a **** “ which makes me
Traffic warden
Ha no, but probably disliked just as much, if not more!
Are you a single man on Fab?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're both artists. Anyone surprised?
Didn't think so
Lu
What do you paint? (style)"
More tattoo artist than painter these days...tho I do still paint...working on an acrylic piece for a Xmas gift now actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We're both artists. Anyone surprised?
Didn't think so
Lu
What do you paint? (style)
More tattoo artist than painter these days...tho I do still paint...working on an acrylic piece for a Xmas gift now actually "
Amazing
I'm so jealous of those who can paint.
I'm ok if I have something to copy, but I'm rubbish if it's something from memory or imagination. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We're both artists. Anyone surprised?
Didn't think so
Lu
What do you paint? (style)
More tattoo artist than painter these days...tho I do still paint...working on an acrylic piece for a Xmas gift now actually
Amazing
I'm so jealous of those who can paint.
I'm ok if I have something to copy, but I'm rubbish if it's something from memory or imagination."
One thing I've always had is my imagination...its vivid and prolly a tad warped |
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